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Comment Shop ‘38 Prompt

Give us a prompt before Charlotte incinerates Jacob with her finger laser

Comment Shop ‘38 Prompt

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Dang! I forgot to post a comment this week. And I had a good one. Next week.

Ralph d. Apel

The next challenge of a gameshow entitled running at cats

Shitnarnia

Dart Vader

Luke Vigil

Deloys ape weeps at the second coming of Christ.

Junepocalypse

Cocaine Gollum Goes to Washington

fairytaleforhire

Brian Thomp-sehn

raychle

James Gandalfini in Lord of the Bings

RJ

Landing on the taxiway.

zgillet

Patrick without his mustache, put it on Jacob or Charlotte, or both.

tigerhawk66

Deep-dish pussy

Matt Shydlinski

RFK Shadow Legends

David U

Built Harrison Ford-tough etc.

Scrapple Roan

Harrison Ford F-150

Scrapple Roan

Richard Drypuss

snakpak

The secret character of Marvel Thunderbolts*, Ooze Boy

Chaz Surfboard

Kingdom Cum 2: Bigger, Harder, Gayer

Grandpa Piss

elon musk logging on to deiwatchdog to tell us about how path of exile is WOKE

edaV

Luke Skywalker, Texas Ranger

Martyn O'Neill

Astrogoblin regulars Council of Elrond

Lydsy

Odo as Mr. House

Miles Baxter

No one can explain the plot of that movie.

Tariq Moustapha

Hollywood height wars

Alexander

Trump at a press conference asking if a video game character is gay. Not because he's into that, but just curious

Failstate

IT is always spooky in Philadelphia, the gang take on Stephen king for the first and last time.

Chinese Boy Ganoosh

Peppermint Patty transitions and can finally be with Chuck.

CeeBass

Cribs: Gen Z cat-lady edition

Free Will

The Q Cuntinuum

David Jones

Kratos from the Greek God of War games looking epically up at a leaky Rudy Giuliani like he is a Titan to be killed

ChancellorWizard

You're a Good Man, Clancy Brown

Felix Forrester

All new soup in a can

Just Joe

Chris and Brendan hijack a Space X rocket

saaaaaam

Medium Pussy gets deep into crypto

DylanC

Steve-O, Frankie Muniz, Gom Jabbar

HeyJoshRob

Patrick gooning at full power at the local waffle house

Hayden Vanderlaan

"IF YOU WERE A HOT DOG, WOULD YOU EAT YOU? I WOULD!"

Richard Jeter

Harry Caray challenging the Hollywood ambassadors to a no-holes barred cage match at a Creed concert

theedgeinshow

The "FUCKING PRONOUNS" guy reacting to the Kendrick Lamar halftime show like the news anchor from Scanners

Richard Jeter

Hog Thursday

Driftless

CP2077 Adam Smasher as a Gundam in the Madea Universe

Chris Holden

Baldwin brothers as the hobbits of the fellowship

Rory Vespasian

“Secretariat” starring James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal

CheapCulture

This comment shop is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

Blink and you'll miss it! re-analysis or Zapruder film reveals a 2nd casualty that fateful day in Dallas: Beansy

Gene Shaughts

Salo the animated series

Nick Martinez

Biker Mice with SARS

Jamie Clarkson

The Borg discover urethral sounding.

bobdole

Worf is a DEI Hire and the USS Defiant is a Woke Hivemind

Brent Pickerd

Shohei Ohtani shuts down the Martha's Vineyard airport

Lily Herman

Shohei Ohtani tries to stop Cheryl Hines from going on that date

Lily Herman

Shohei Ohtani removes all the ice picks from Rosemary's hospital

Lily Herman

Shohei Ohtani fires back at the book depository from the grassy knoll

Lily Herman

Shohei Ohtani desperately tries to stop chappaquiddick

Lily Herman

Thomas Jefferson Starship Troopers

Daniel Brown

Chief Warrant Officer James Willems aren't going to let those muscle killers get away with it this time!

b00n

Bud Cortana

Cody Nicholls

Young Dumb and Playing Kingdom Come

ItsBlunty

Patrick on the cross getting poked by Jacob on one side by the spear of Longinus and on the other side, Charlotte stabbing him with the spear of Leonidas

Daniel Felesina

Buffalo Wild Ortolan Song Birds

Daniel Felesina

Big Butt Chasm

lilcczar89

Sean John Tauntaun

Glup Shiddo

The New Norm lost episode creepypasta image

Chuck Euphoria

𝒹ₒ ᵢₜ

b00n

Crankaholics Hognonymous

Hankenstein

SNL 50: The ritual sacrifice of Debbie Downer.

Brian Spath

Do or do not. There is no spoon.

Tariq Moustapha

BREAKING NEWS: Local Wizard continues penis stealing spree. "I'm going to keep stealing penises forever and nobody can stop me!", claims Wizard.

Erynsaurus

dr pepper is a woman 👠

lexilucy

Chappell Rohan

LeafoftheVine

Dave's (Not) Here

oldleech

my dad killing a guy with his boat circa 2001

Adam Cruse

Mom's (Not) Home (in the style of God's Not Dead)

Ben Visconti

Hog Thursday

Jane

Cock and Ball-i Time Chamber

cptvictor

Ground control to Major Tumnus

Connor Dilk

RFK hoarding America’s anti-depressants/mood stabilizers

Theburningbread

Perfect, but he is an egg

Aaron Wallis

You're my boy now, Charlie Brown

JRMX

Just what ever you make, can it just be that everyone is an egg? their face in on their body which is an egg, and they have arms and legs. But you know, on eggs

Aaron Wallis

Don't google that

Mike R

Star Trek: Deep Throat 9

Mike R

HOG THURSDAY I DIDN'T FORGET SAVE MY WIFE

Sean Banne

Angry scottish gaming guy saying 'fucking pronouns' into a mirror until woke Candyman shows up.

oldleech

The Ape Industrial Complex

Leebos

InterStellan 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5karsgaard 5ystem

Josh Mang

Food truck turf battle

Dustin Willis

Walnut pesto made of Paulie Walnuts

Johnald90

Oh no, The Monkey popcorn vessel is at The Bada Bing!

John

Queen Latifah but swap the n and the f

Joey Lew

Jiminy Glick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

Joey Lew

The Anti-Patrick is coming

Jonpo

Goblins forgive me for the length of my prompt

Adriano Bacuita

The soldier kneeling to protect a child from bullets but it's Pete buttigieg protecting America from crashing planes

Adriano Bacuita

Kid Rock performing with new frontman Droopy McCool

Ryan Light-Motley

Charlotte's Web with the spider writing PISS PIG instead

Zen Window

That bald guy having stanky sex with the word “PRONOUNS” I.E. - F**king PRONOUNS

Russell Richardson

Marvel's Stellar Blade.

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

꧁༺ 𝑻𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 𝑻𝑶𝑹𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑻 ༻꧂

Jonpo

Mirror universe astrogoblin

Ethan

The skasgard boys as the kids from glee - you choose which ones.

Tomfoolery

Proud to be British

Dr Hugo Z. Hackenbush

Charlotte incinerates Jacob with her laser finger

Quest Bruv

john turturro's turtle terrarium

Annabelle W

Immorten Joe Biden leading his army of Soyboys to retake the Citadel

Colin Sharpe

Patrick "Lookin' ain't a crime!" Brown and the Backdraft boys featuring Odo as Quark dressed as John voigt.

defaced5960

Paulie Gualtieri Waifu Pillow

LLPaulJay

Thats not what cameras are for!

Clickery21

The Sexpendables 5

Bailey ate all the beans

DEI Hard

rahjahknows

rocko's modern Half-Life

Paul Sheckarski

Philip K Dick's The Bam in the High Castle

Will Stephens

A good day to die hog

Whalebone Jack

Russell Crowe hunting the Crommyonian Sow

Haste

Mr Pronouns Guy finally seeing himself in the mirror or whatever the literal version of what that thumb headed dude was screaming about

Shotgunbadger

NERV HQ is under attack from the Angel Boys

Lunaire of Astora

The Urethral Sound of Music

Kyall Robinson

Sinbad is at it again

alex

A big guy who has a bit of a sensitive side 😌

Madeline Alright

Crab Nicholson's cocaine adventures

MeatBear

Star Trek the Generation after Next starring Ice Cube

Dr. Deagle

Ocean’s 9/11

Travis Davey

The Aristocats, but it's "the aristocrats"

Quicksandbuddy

Heinz Baked Beansie

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Southern Baptist Priest Raab Himself

Alexander Penney

Val Demur

Gollum Juice

Yes

iNDi

Alex Jones but redder

Tank3875

what if a pig did assassinations and he was Hogtman

Terence Wiggins

Wee Man’s Big Adventure

Kent Sheely

Oh crap what's Quark trying to sell this time?

Spurious Machinery

Hog Thursday

TempusRimeblood

Onan wan kenobi spilling his seed upon dusty tatooine

Emilio L

Jeb Bush has a cummy ache

B-Nab

Patrick with Cigarette, Cigarette is Jacob.

Jeremy Murray

salzige chiefin’ on a doobie with some real ones

Michael Shaffer

Bill Riker’s sad swinger shack

liam

President's gay (we made the holiday woke)

Softly_Iris

Spinosaurus with a bald ponytail hairstyle

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

Punished "Goji Berries" Patrick

iNDi

Girls Night at the Boys Club

chris l

Cal State Jacob Fullerton

Nibblonians

Peter O’TOOL (the band)

Elaine “Local Girl” Wiley

"Tucker Carlson, Holy Knight of Zyn" vs "Marlboro Mech Mk-III, High Filtration Type"

slashx00

Sylvie Ester Stallone

Claire Myers

bob hope's cannibal jamboree

Tadhg Harnett

Jean-Luc Picard Order 66

Brendon Abbl

A wife that wont leave you for some young hot piece of tail

The last Bastion of Bastian

Ki-Adi-Mundi regular forehead

Chicofriend

MTF Cribs

Daphne

crab

LeKa

Astrogoblin Dream Blunt Rotation

Alexander Penney

Elan Sel'Sabagno Musk

Haste

12 Angry Patricks

Jay Deines

Cunty cat of your choice

Sorcha

Counting Cro Magnons

GoodPostReilly

Danny Don Vito at the Bing

Selesta Tsukino

"How about fighting side to side with a bottom?" "Aye, I could do that"

Pablo

You gaze into a mirror. A bald, earless man stares back at you. 'FUCKIN PRONOUNS' he screams at you. The mirror cracks

Baron Sogz

Hog Wednesday (like Ash Wednesday but with Hog)

Harper

The gang goes bankrupt over buying very expensive mink fur coats

Jacob _

Chris Christie predicts six more weeks of winter

KurtAngleScreamingYEAH

Hank Hill doing Ketamine with lady bird.

Ratking

Jesse Ventura Bros

nellyfrommovies

Jacob "Full-of-Love" Fullerton conquering Greenland for the Ewoks

Bailey Yeager

The Hollywood Ambassadors go to Mars to find the one Frontier not ruined by woke

Tim Liggett

Boss Nass Yoga Retreat.

J Jedi Jameson

Once you pop the AI slop don’t stop

Jonathan Nordman

How the Grinch Stole Presidents Day

Hog

Grandpa Joe's bed & breakfast

NRay7882

Westminster Cooz Show

M B

Hogs together strong

Loxi

Leeches made me gay

Brian

Ferenguy

Siôn Williamson

Free Range Dads

Megan G

Ernest Goes Balls Deep

Michel Lichand Mendonça

Patrick gets a BBL

picklepete

Jehovah Witness Bye Bye Man

Scott Fado-Bristow

Pokémon Cards but made in New Jersey

Drew Wagner

Ice T and Jar Jar Binks havin a good day

Maxwell

Hog Thursday

Rullagan

Bohemian Grove Rhapsody

Blake Spears

Pea Wet Land

stushow


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