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The Comment ‘Shop 36 Prompt

Toss yer prompt on the pile, love.

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Remind self to put MegaTopolis for next comment shop

Dom

Dart Son Gwyndolin

Toronto Gosh

Forrest Lumps

Felix Forrester

the gang from FF7 at the RNC 2025, smoking cigs

Adam Cruse

HiDEI Kojima

Shakira’s howl from “She Wolf”

Leprechaun jacket/glasses patrick in the Hackers rollerskate bar hitting on a cigarette gundam with Jacob’s sexy stocking legs

Chuck Euphoria

Kirby Elon sucking up your internet history (political)

Jadzia Deez

Guardians of the Ga'hoolaxy

Astrogoblin these nuts yum yum yum

A really sick ladder for stealing things

Zexyshamen

"But they were, all of them, deceived, for another joint was rolled"

Kyall Robinson

💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

Leebos

The Horror... The Horror...

Cody Nicholls

Star fleet cigarette ads

Nick Martinez

Ratrick Brown and the Skaven go to Wendys

Whalebone Jack

Undiagnosed Ryan hiding with the force sensitive children in the Jedi Temple when Leprachaun Van Helsing comes with the 501st

Donald Mahanahan

john steinbeck hunts mork and mindy

Tadhg Harnett

Adam Scott's innie-to-outie elevator transition from Severance, but applied to one of the other prompts here

Gerard Hoey

leprechaun blade cucks marbolo man

Connor

phrenologist tom hanks

Annabelle W

Mitch McConnell with a samurai sword Vs 15 Helen Kellers with stun guns

Jake kaminski

Gru Paul's Drag Race (it's a bunch of minons)

Bailey ate all the beans

Lewd Skywalker

nikotopias

Tony from the sopranos attending watto's funeral (I've never seen the sopranos)

Tomfoolery

How about that pricks face when he saw the gatt

Rathrik

Just spend the episode talking about bam and shit idk I'll laugh a bunch

More Betterness

The Defenestration of Hogs

themightyaxe

Southern jedi Quite-Gone Jim

thehobknoblin

The stuff he needs

NRay7882

I was waiting for the 1-year incarceration special.

NRay7882

Slut glorification

Brad sweeney

In the movie her (2013) Charlotte's ai wife is an insecure bitch

M B

Bam and crew must return the One Ring.

Kevin Lewis

Episode 1 The Phan-Temu-ennis

Phil Golubovich

The Jackass guys playing chubby bunny with ortolan songbirds before the eyes of God and their viewing audience; Wee Man is wearing a little bird costume.

oldleech

Phil Margera predicts 6 more weeks of winter

Brian Spath

BrickHouse M.D.

Lord of Skunks

Elden Ring jarsaint created of the various guys of astrogoblin (salzige, asian hugo weaving, etc)

Harper

The Fan-temu 4

NickIsRadford

Stan Lee yell "Gnats!!"

Hankenstein

A Valentine in time for my goblin wife

Dr. Deagle

The Legend of JD Bagger Vance

Cowboy Baby

Astrogoblin roadside gas/convenience store. What are ya sellin'?

Haunted Picnic

Temu, his arms wide

Ben Visconti

After donning thigh highs, Jacob forms a jizz-wailers group.

CeeBass

Denethor eating an Ortolan songbird

scott Lamont

As many renditions of Jacob in thigh highs as you can fit in a page.

Madame Crouton

Tiny man with an absolutely MASSIVE hat in his favourite store (the massive hat store)

alex

The REAL final gift in Santemu's bag (weed)

Mike R

Watto as Mark Wahlberg from Flight Risk giving Topher Grace a titty twister

Daniel Felesina

The 7 Deadly Sinbads

jstowe18

Minch on trial for his horrific crimes

Hog

There is only one creature strong enough to defeat the Beaver: Barry

Blake Spears

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

David U

Donald using his engorged breasts to feed Eric some of his sweet milk

Mr penis

Pepsi man settles down with a fanta girl

tigerhawk66

Nick Kroll Kidman

Ralph d. Apel

Watto rising from his grave after 3 days.

SundayBest

The pictures from the end of the temu video, assemble them into a crime fighting trio poster! And maybe Ryan, if you don’t think he’s too much of a liability (he is).

bozzwick

This sucks, just ignore me

ben l

Phil margarine (i can't believe it's not margera!)

Softly_Iris

Hard R D2

Tariq Moustapha

J Kenji López-Main

RJ

Isn't that just daily life?

Tariq Moustapha

Don’t put ‘Wakanda Forever’ on my tombstone. It’s inappropriate

Matthew

Hannibal serving you Augustus Gloop Chocolate Ortolan Song Boy

Erynsaurus

Slay Aiken

lexilucy

JOI Voight. That’s right, think about it.

John

Super deformed RFK Gundam "Gravel Gargler"

Free Will

Evil universe Astro Goblin

Josh

A wokenado

Daniel Brown

Jabba the Hutt in witness protection after faking his death.

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Boba Fett’s cousin Bubba Fett

Maxwell

Don Vito recreating the scene from the sopranos where that kid dumps in the shower

HeyJoshRob

Yuuzhan Vong pop up restaurant

David Jones

Meryl streeps gay

nicktelecast .

Or Riding in Cars with Bowies

Fun!

Margera-itaville

WalkingMirror

White Grinch rizzing up Asian Hugo Weaving

Terence Wiggins

Nobody makes ginzo gagh like you, grandma

Richard Jeter

Hollywood Ambassadors to the Trade Federation

David U

Please add Vito in his leather gear to whatever you do

LLPaulJay

Paulie Walnuts wacking his opponent after losing a magic the gathering tournament

David U

Crucified Rian Johnson

Chicofriend

San-temu x Kramp-azon: The New Empire

Ben Turner

How's prison life been treating Logray?

Brendon Abbl

A 2002 Saturn SC2 subcompact car with a 6 CD changer, 230,000 miles for $900 OBO

Stanky

Teemu-haul Patrick as Blade

ben l

Watto's first date

NRay7882

Riding in Cars with Buoys

Fun!

Blasting butts in a bacta tank

liam

They're taking the Hobbits to Skarsengård!

Ethan

Also Jacob I feel like you've worn the Creed shirt in almost every other video so I hope the tradition continues

BoromirDies

Gooney Tunes

Clickery21

Captain John Luke Picard (as in the kid from Duck Dynasty)

Kade Hensley

A wrestling trio of exceptionally unpleasant people.

Chaz Surfboard

The wildly popular Astrogoblin trading card game

Nick Barnes

Jacob being told the tale of The Many Saints of New Quark’s

Drew Wagner

Gex-Wing: Alliance

Glup Shiddo

Brian Cox and ball therapy

Leebos

Gritty teaching driving lessons in the off season

Gollum Juice

wicked witch of the wee man

an0rpm

Judge Judy: “Bailiff, pop this kid’s transmitter”

dangxious

Gimli high on bath salts

Claire Myers

American patriot visits France.

Alexander

Timmy chalamet's next role as hendrix's guitar (not hendrix)

gregorama97

The Hollywood Best Bottoms competition and charity breakfast

Jackson Knight

Hugh Grant’s Huge Horse Pant Plant

Elaine “Local Girl” Wiley

Getting engaged at the Golden Corral (the nice one)

Brian

MeeMaw's stealing valor again!

Madeline Alright

Whatever the chosen prompt is, but make it in MS Paint

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

A Valentine to Anakins mom from watto

Jake

Max Repo Man

Adriano Bacuita

Leprechaun Patrick takes on the US military

heartajack

Aaron Taylor-Sergeant-Johnson

snakpak

'They're taking the Hobbits to Small Claims Court!'

Baron Sogz

The Hog with the Dragon tattoo

LeKa

Big Belinda's Repossessed Shed & Breakfast

Rullagan

George “The Body” Lucas

GoodPostReilly

Elon giving his Nazi interns rings of power

saaaaaam

Patrick on the cross

Kyle Koehler

White boy experiencing sapphic longing

Bryan Weiss

Just take a normal photo. I need something normal with how whacky the real world is.

BoromirDies

Charlotte's tummy hurts but she's being really brave about it

B-Nab

Skarsguardians of the Galaxy

stushow

Need For Speed: Mormon

Dustin Willis

Don Vito Redemption Arc

Haste

Radahn, Consort of Michelob Ultra

Sam Collins

Explaining the history of goatse to gen alpha

Jeymes Maahn

Marco Polio

averybigdeal

griddy implicated by the declassified jfk assassination docs

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

Anime Patrick vs. The Irish

Sean Banne


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