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Hugh Jackmandingo

Felix Forrester

Lisa Frank joins ICE

Grilled Sheez

Crab Rangooner

Poised_Owls

Hugh Jackmandingo

Felix Forrester

The Flight Risk poster but add in Mel Gibson and make sure Mark Walhberg’s bald spot is visible please ❤️

Daniel Felesina

Platonic male bondage

Kickflipoff

Woah! Dobbby the house elf wants to have a Percocet and cigarette smoking competition.

Kickflipoff

The Call of the Wildboyz

Brian Spath

underwear ambassadors

saaaaaam

Just a group of friends having a good time, and nothing goes wrong ever. But one is trying to hide their dirty shart butt. So stinky.

Russell Richardson

Sylvester Stallone in the State Book Depository and Mel Gibson on the grassy knoll

Whalebone Jack

The boba speeder bike gang but its Stallone, Gibson, and that baby genius guy

Zero Cham

Cosmic Gnoll

Phil Golubovich

Salzige Cayde-Herring (fish)

Junepocalypse

Cream harvest

Junepocalypse

RFK doing one of those tiktoks that's obviously just someone slightly disguising a thirst trap

Zeigeis

Sly Stallone in Tulpa King

Rybar

The ghost of Harry Caray ripping cigs while arm wrestling the undead corpse of Jon Voight

theedgeinshow

Brian Posehn drives a car made of bugs

Heaps Biggly

who would president trump pick to be the youtube ambassadors

flyinpotatoes

With Melania as Judge Doom, and she “talks just LIKE THIS!”

Brandon

Collectible Astrogoblin ™ Patrick Action Figure. With new “Slack-jawed Stare” action.

SundayBest

Yassian Andor

Adam Stallman

The Hollywood Ambassador Barbershop Quartet (its all John Voight)

Lord of Skunks

Randy Ortolan.

Tariq Moustapha

RFK’s patronus. Probably a headless whale or bear or a brain worm. What a fucking lunatic

Matthew

Big Puss-Wee

Aaron Weber

The Great Khan enjoying a delightful twinkie-weiner sandwhich, he is truly happy

Aaron Weber

Today me and wee man are gonna start the second american revolution

HenryM

Samoa Joe runs for office

Megan G

Tony mezzo-soprano

Leebos

Jason "Big Pussy" Acuña

WalkingMirror

Charlotte, play the Hannibal otrtolan song bird clip

liam

Roger Rabbit & Eddie Valiant walk into GoonTown

Fox Burden

What it feels like to explain why bloodborne is the superior souls experience

NukeWarm

Sunta Su & The Ghosts of Tasushima with Paulie Wallnuts and Asian Hugo Weaving.

Zac Rose

Tony Alto, Tony Bass and Tony Tenor

Madeline Alright

Twink Hall of Fame

grungaloo

The Oscars hosted by this years Monsters

Gollum Juice

Charlotte raking in a fresh harvest from her body farm

Brad sweeney

cardassions in bajor? no. kardashians in barad-dur.

lexilucy

Philadelphia Eagles take Charlotte as their Goomar

Leebos

four horseman of the ad-pocalypse

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

John carpenters the muppets take manhattan

Nick Martinez

Something anti-authoritarian. maybe the Antifa Frozen Yogurt shop

Daniel Brown

Paulie Gualtieri smuggling a truckload of Jar Jar lollipops.

Pighokey

"We made Phil strangle Déagol for the ring"

Softly_Iris

A Gameboy Advance for a chain smoker

Andrew Sterling

Hi, I’m Pee-wee Herman, and this is jackass

Brian

Cig Talk Presents: Paul Mall Simon and Dart Garfunkel

Gene Shaughts

Civil War: Orca

COONTAR

Kermit drunk in the eastern bloc

Haste

Male bonding

Dr. Deagle

John Wilkes Booth assassinating A. Lincoln Continental

Rullagan

Brother ticklers

stushow

Sailor Dune

Ben Turner

Elon Musk and Adolf “high fiving” each other as they Eiffel Tower Trump. A “Trump tower” if you will

bozzwick

Watto memorial

Sean Banne

Guys you’ll never believe what video I just watched

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Our hollywood ambassadors forming one kiaju

Zexyshamen

2 Donald Trumps, one of which is climbing a nude Italian stallion, who has Mel Gibson’s face on his crotch. Jon Voight’s 2 disembodied heads leering from the right and a Jafar Funko pop holding a T-Posing Jafar genie dominating the left. Maybe spice it up with a colorful background.

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Don Vito senate confirmation hearing

David Jones

biblically accurate teebo

Annabelle W

I am the Salzige, and I sound like this: salt salt salt salt salt.

oldleech

Muppet January 6th

Hog

Italian Stallion Stallone as a centaur, and also he's ridiculously naked.

oldleech

Qui Gon and Obi Wan are sent to see how the Greenland negotiations are going

Siôn Williamson

Harland Williams takes on the Faze clan fuckboys with nothing more than a bottle of "water"

BigBoiBabaganoosh

What was actually in diddys mansion (Allegedly) , you know now since fires stopped all that.

Kevin Lewis

Ultra-rare atypical astrogoblin fan

Donald Mahanahan

Big bird Bonpensiero "not in the face ok"

scott Lamont

Baby Geniuses 3, directed by Francis Ford Coppola

Failstate

Mark Wahlberg if he was actually on the plane

alex

OK KALE. SHOW THEM THE BONER

goooooooooob

Joe byebyeman-den

Basilspice

Anime Tony Soprano staring down Anime Hank Hill or failing that Kiryu Kazuma from the Yakuza games

Joseph Blownapart

Peewee's Big Lots

NickIsRadford

Magneto but he controls insulation

PumaHands

i was gonna try and come up with something but instead i am going to use my one submission to +1 this. do it for james.

Callie

Lactose intolerant cheese eating world champion 🏆

NRay7882

Oh, Vinny the Pooh

Ethan

The typical AstroGoblin fan

rahjahknows

The sheer physical and romantic attraction between Dale Earnhardt and the turn 4 wall of Daytona International Speedway.

Fredducky

The Stuff I Need, but kept just out of reach

Shotgunbadger

Battle for Manhattan: Jason vs The Muppets

Erynsaurus

Society if Artax didn't die in never ending story

goodbye Tarfful

Astro goblins, the band, performing on a sinking ship

Adriano Bacuita

That licorice you like is going to come back in style

Quicksandbuddy

just like a really good cigarette

Bailey ate all the beans

Gundam ZZ Bottem

Forrerrist

sly stallone as flower covered gundam qan[t] from the end of gundam 00

Forrerrist

Wasted genie fucking up a wish after centuries trapped in a whiskey bottle.

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

"Watto? My goodness you've grown -- more beautiful, I mean."

Donald Mahanahan

big medium and small pussy enjoy some gabagool

Flammabell

Phantom Menace Pepsi Vending machine Gundam fighting “The Oracle” from The Rise of Skywalker deleted scene.

Ralph d. Apel

"I drink steel reserve for a sunrise i'll NEVER get to see"

goooooooooob

Fantastic Four: Rise of Slylvlerslrerter

Hankenstein

David Lynch's Megalopolis

Fender-Belly Bodine

Leuthen the ketamine ghoul giving oreos from the hole in a ford pinto drinking steel reserve

goooooooooob

Hannibal CGI deer having a pint and a cig at the Backshots Bar and Grill

LeKa

Can you do something with the Robbie Williams monkey movie? Do it for James - he won't shut the fuck up about it. He would want you to somehow incorporate the Rizzler, AJ and Big Justice, and Momma Justice - whoever the fuck those people are.

Ryogathelost

The new Expendables movie starring Mel Gibson, Jon Voight, Dr Phil, the snake from Anaconda (Italian stallions hog of course). Starring the main villain 100 year old Jimmy Carter

BoromirDies

Salvador Dali Parton

Claire Myers

Supreme Leader Snokes on a Plane

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

Patrick as Count Orlok

bobloblaw_rms

opossum poundstone performing a one act live stage performance of raccoon ellisons i have a giant mouth and im constantly screaming to a tragically empty theater

Zen Window

Vader re-gifts taxidermied Watto.

CeeBass

Sebulba at the boonta eve classic with Russell Crowe’s face and a nice set of yams

Andy Ley

"Fetter Man" (Robbie Williams portrayed by a democrat)

ben l

Patrick's favorite movie but make the actors Minion-ized. Also, Pinhead is in it.

MrCmh

Super Bowl Champs the Phil Margeradelphia Eagles

Sam Collins

nosferatwunk

an0rpm

Christopher and Paulie getting the stuff they need off Temu

Drew Wagner

Big money dick in the sky

Nue

Paulie Walnuts if he served cunt

Kyall Robinson

Tom DeShorte

Chicofriend

Harrison Butker's leg detaching while kicking a field goal like Anton Lubchenko from The Simpsons

Nibblonians

Social media for salmon

Paul Sheckarski

Billy Zane’s Long Halftime Walk

Danny Thrasher

Shrek Durst

Maxwell

ZZ Bottom

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