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A bit late this time, but please continue punning on Police albums with future entries.

oldleech

Zendaya Mondatta

Felix Forrester

"This is fine"-meme LA fires edition

Nikolaus W. Hagena

The hidden treasures of Jacob's Gundam Wall (like an easter egg Where's Waldo)

Nikolaus W. Hagena

Jacob's Great Gundam Wall of China

Jordan Moses

January 6th American Girl Doll Book

schiraldi18

Please include Lau, the mob accountant from the Dark Knight in whatever you do.

Boonan

This is probably too heavy for a comment shop comment, and I doubt any of you will read it at all, but I want to thank Astrogoblin for helping me through a very difficult time right now. My mom passed away unexpectedly this week, she was only 61. I've lost the joy I once found in the TV shows I would watch with her, or the punk songs I'd force her to listen to in the car that she'd end up singing along with lol. She was my best friend and even though right now I'm crying while typing this out, I'll soon be laughing until my stomach hurts thanks to one of your videos. Thank you.

digitalnothing

Timothée Chalamet Animorph into a Beyblade

Aididas

kitten courtroom drama

donaldtello

ozempic pinhead

Lucas Wilson

Count Orlok on love it or list it

Frank Olson

Patrick pacifying the "woke mob" with his version of logic and reason

jraluark

Annie Get Your Cum

Christian

Somehow, Comment shop returned

Zeigeis

Patrick with his pet Babirusas at the GameStop’s Switch 2 midnight release

Wadachip

Sleeping pills and a night cap had me speaking forgotten languages, not getting those brain cells back

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Cock and ball therapy and healing

Brad sweeney

Master Grade Robert Z'Dar

Heaps Biggly

Cayde-Herringe family reunion (both sides)

Brovius

Salzige becoming an Icelandic volcano

Johnald90

La-goon-a Beach

cptvictor

Phantom of the Orphanage

lexilucy

salzige at the Delta help desk in Newark

Andrew J Burleson

Paddington Twink

Bryan Weiss

Salzige's Saddam Hussein hiding spot

Phil Golubovich

Coffee table enema

Spongeguy

Yugioh duel discs

Dr. Deagle

Bam organa

The Log

Jar jar crashes Jacobs wedding while a bunch of gundams and cade 6 look on

Matt Boje

I don't have a good suggestion this week but I watch these with my wife and she always looks for my comments and judges me. Hi Monica!

Baron Sogz

what Patrick is actually seeing when he uses a computer

Annabelle W

Salziga New Years Resolutions

Gollum Juice

The Beaver’s brief, but impactful, tenure at Rooster Teeth

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Saruman emerges from his tower to address his army (the Woke Mob)

JFactor

Mel Gibson's Bible Gang

Hankenstein

Carrie Underwood performing at the ribbon cutting ceremony of the underwater metropolis, Rapture

Donald Mahanahan

Hog Road Truckers

Loxi (not shrek)

Nimrod, son of cuck

Sam Collins

Many Saints of Nu-Quark

Nat Schwarz

Jacob being sent to Iceland on a mission to convert the place to the 51st state 🇱🇷

Siôn Williamson

all thirteen yule lads bursting forth from a mans birthing hole

Mr penis

Perhaps said candle set up at a roadside memorial shrine?

oldleech

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear up this hole!"

Cash_Bone

salzige cayde-6 heringe's last stand

raychle

Salzige Pilgrim vs. the World

NickIsRadford

Ready Player One if it was filmed now (and in 2 parts)

Haunted Picnic

Ad for new version of masculinity: Dandy, Victorian boy. Top hat. Big bow tie. All the bells and whistles. Stupid short. Tagline: Mommy, I spilled me lemon drink!

Fun!

Hulk Hogan going woke and still getting booed

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

H.R Pufnstuf puffing stuff (weed)

scott Lamont

Internet Café for Victorian orphans

Claire Myers

Creed performing at Harry Caray's presidential inauguration

theedgeinshow

US Forest Service guide to partially or totally obliterating a hog with explosives (artist's impression)

LeKa

Salziege on a rampage through Pahrump New Mexico

Karaoke Skeleton

Richard Kind: Chimp Crazy

Hauntlink

Jacob as a catholic candle

BallpointKen

Finally, a good fucking prompt

My Humaniity

Immortan Joe’s War Rig with a full force of half-life soyboys

Colin Sharpe

Clifford the Dog ripping cigs and working construction

Rullagan

Law and Order: Clams

Megan G

The Beatles but they're just British beetles

Mike R

jacob fleeing the great los angeles fire with his precious gundam collection

Callie

Captain Tarpals shock collar

PumaHands

Beer is the vibes-chiller

Quicksandbuddy

Mr Bean army takes on the capitalist beast with nothing but his socks and a shit eating grin

BigBoiBabaganoosh

The Final Squirtening (my unfinished Mission Impossible manuscript)

Blake Spears

Confident Hulud asks you out for dinner and dancing.

Erynsaurus

The Astro Goblin (do they have a name?) shooting first.

bozzwick

Pure and radiant, he wields love to shrive clean the feet of men

Paul Sheckarski

Han Solo saying “that” to a concierge of a Kanjiklub Med

Drew Wagner

Hairless Lumpy Bacca

bobloblaw_rms

Astrogoblin Best of 2024 (ᵇᵃˡˡ ᵗᵒʳᵗᵘʳᵉ)

ben l

biblically accurate aslan

Flammabell

Babe! I told you to hold the phone not the moan!

Kaiser Ryu

Saddam's Unholy Union

WalkingMirror

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy dungeon

Leebos

Or adult white Grinch instead of patrick. Dealers choice

Luke Vigil

Nightmare Mustache- less Patrick doing the Predator handshake with Salzige

Luke Vigil

Mark doing the zucc on tiktok's userbase

pfausto

Leo and the Pussy Posse takeover an Astrogoblin video.

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Count Orlok’s BDSM dungeon

Danny Thrasher

biblically accurate jennifer coolidge

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

A world without TikTok

Tank3875

1700 W 78th St, Richfield, MN 55423, United States

alex

The secret CBT dungeon Jacob hides behind the gundam wall

Sean Banne

Another biopic that should be "Better Man"-ed aka replace them with Robbie Williams as a monkey. And it must be the Robbie Williams CG ape.

John

The Icelandic licorice spawn jacob accidentally brought home

Softly_Iris

Walker Pelosi mecha vs Wheelchair Mitch McConnel Kaiju

Carl Weezer

Char Halud

melifiknow

Battle of the Seltzers

capecodnative

1000% aura Ralph Cifaretto in the NBA

Josh

An even hornier Nosforatu Moustache

Leebos

Astrogoblin returns to find the comment shop infested with rats

Oilspill404

If Adam Driver replaced Ryan Gosling in every role he has played

NukeWarm

Jacob's honeymoon in Skyrim.

Tariq Moustapha

Fueled by Soil

stushow

Mr Beast Lice Challenge

SteamedJams

an Elephant army sacks the Vatican

Driftless

Subway's Jared starts a prison podcast

NRay7882

The Goonies' goon cave.

oldleech

Show me what that thang can do

Stanky

Stephen King of the Hill huffing propane. Oh no

Kickflipoff

What does Salzige sacrifice?

heartajack

The skarsgards crowdkilling the culkins

Jay Deines

The first Fool who found his Gold

Chaz Surfboard

chinese spy x american tiktoker communism poster

an0rpm

Chewbacca biker gang (colorized)

Chicofriend

Hillary Rodman Clinton.

Alfy Red

Deep Fake Roy

Madeline Alright

gmork dating app profile

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

St Francis of the Cici's

Meatshelly

GG Allin Rickman

Kyall Robinson

Jacob wept, for there were no more Sopranos clips left to watch

liam

Crabominable SnowCrab

GoodPostReilly

opossum bottom

Zen Window

Mr Rogers confronts the Kool Aid Man on his problematic behavior

Maxwell

Newlywed Jacob stuck in the dryer gets caught by his frisky step Salzige

M B

BorgGenius

Honey-Boo-Boo


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