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We’re doubling up again ahead of the holidays! Do your worst.

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Wait make one the rock and the other Joe Rogan

goooooooooob

A butt but the cheeks are both just Joe Rogan's head

goooooooooob

Man, too soon - Punisher should still be running on netflix.

oldleech

Anne Frank Castle

Felix Forrester

Christmas Story Ralphie using his air rifle for the first time and accidentally taking out another ceo.

oldleech

Having a Holly Hoojib Life Day

Aaron Weber

Little Orphan Annie-kin

Jordan Moses

Maybe just chuck a little holiday goblin in there as a little treat somewhere

Tomfoolery

Long Dong Silver (the restaurant)

JFactor

Patrick Clown

nellyfrommovies

Austin Powers, his teeth jacked up

Baron Sogz

Salzige Claus

Benjamin Putland

Qui Gon fighting in the IRA and trying to make "points"

Winslow Robinson

Gordon Lightfoot singing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on the Edmund Fitzgerald as it goes down, similar to how the band on the Titanic continues to play as it sinks.

Dannie S

O. Henry's Gift of the Magi only the presents are that hideous head hat and Mike Tyson mask off of Temu.

oldleech

Patrick but REALLY wide.

TCKingCeryn

The Sopranos + George Lucas investigate the New Jersey drone sightings.

Powersfrombeyond

Elephant Army sacks the Vatican

Driftless

Founding Fathers Hunger Games

SpaceCat

The New Jersey “Drone” Devil plus a little itty bit of ball torture

NPM

Cat party at the bone throne

Toots McGavin

Temu Jon Voight and Amazon Prime Angelina Jolie

Powersfrombeyond

The horrors of driving sober

Powersfrombeyond

What a man does aganst such reckless hate

My Humaniity

That little troll creature with the big nose from Berserk celebrating the holidays

Juuso E Salin

Max Rebo band going down with the Titanic

Will Stephens

Stardew Valley if it was made by Ted Kazcynski

Kyall Robinson

Shrimp colors

Flammabell

Dream gas huffing rotation

Dobozer420

John Cena being completely overwhelmed by trying to learn Dungeons and Dragons

Lee Hill

A bro guy who keeps saying "cash money" about everything

Ryan Pelton

Emeril “Bam!” Margera

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

The Beaver whispering in Watto's ear

cptvictor

Christopher Lee Harvey Oswald

Erynsaurus

Swedish Chef Bukkake (safe for work)

Meatshelly

The wreck of the Ellen DeGeneres

Rullagan

SHrimp in real life

Dr. Deagle

Patrick as a disgruntled Santa with Jacob and Charlotte on his lap asking for presents. I have concluded doing this prompt all throughout December! The Temu video was kind of like that, but I’m a man of my word! 🧐

bozzwick

Jon voight caught on a Walmart employe's body camera stealing items for his next role

Haunted Picnic

naughty step-santa got stuck in the chimney

Cash_Bone

Patrick revisits his time working on The Wild Thornberrys.

Asdfbox

Raab Zombie Himself (bringing us some ciggy pudding?)

lexilucy

Charlie Wax is sent to assassinate Senator Padme Amidala

Tim Liggett

Santa's Nefarious Methods for staying awake on Christmas eve

Hankenstein

Temu Tom Hanks

Hankenstein

Misty Mountain Humps

Lord of Skunks

encountering the twink elf from rudolph the red nosed reindeer in the walgreens pharmacy line

Gerbert

POV: you are Liam Neeson’s pee stain

Nick Barnes

Kawaii Jon Voight and stellan skarsgård as best friends

Hauntlink

Chris Beignet

Bryan Weiss

Christmas Family reunion at the Skarsgard house

Gollum Juice

Santa teaches you how to really eat a peach. Not just consume it.

Fun!

Charlotte as an elf on a shelf observing Jacob and Patrick

Justin Bugala

Ted, the I.T. Frog with schizophrenia.

Dustin Willis

Patrick kind of looks like the evil magician from frosty the snowman. Maybe you could do something with that

Kyle Koehler

Salzige's airing of grievances

Josh Guidolin

Patrick is stuck in a car with the windows up and no aircon on a really hot day

Barnaby Jordan

Frog Yaoi Hands

Megan Goins

Wallace Shawn sneaking around

nicktelecast .

"you have been accepted to woke forest university"

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

Non Euclidean Jeremy Fragrance

Matt

Hog yaoi

Ethan

santa claus on a hustle & grindset podcast

an0rpm

Bauble torture

thehobknoblin

Will I Am Sonoma

Ralph d. Apel

Dale Kojima and his lovely Service Top

WalkingMirror

Dick Van Dyke's 299th birthday party

Chelsea D'Amore

(ball torture)

Spurious Machinery

Get MOIST, Idiot!

Spurious Machinery

The sequel to Red One, Red One Two

Baron Sogz

Santa but he just found out he was cancelled by the woke left

Camille Langlinais

raccoon mrs claus absolutely throwing ass at the elf strip club while raccoon santa is working his one night of the year

Zen Window

Temu, his arms wide

saaaaaam

Dom RFK and sub elon

heartajack

The Vape Whore™

Mike R

An "Oops! All Augustus!" Wonka bar.

Fun!

raccoon santa with an overflowing sack full of trash for all the good little opossums the naughty crow gets coal

Zen Window

Saint Nicholas Cage in the role of a lifetime

Chris

Add for Patrick’s security services and special skills, now that CEOs need professional protection.

Brad sweeney

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Softly_Iris

Indiana Jones and the Lion King and I, Robot

Drew Wagner

Chris Angel’s in the Outfield

Aksel Lessum

Can God just be the emperor using his force lightning powers to smite Onan

NukeWarm

The Final Noel.

DoomFeather

Greedy Australian Possum minister verses Pussy boi American President Cunny never had a chance 20-1 on Aussie possum. Merry Christmas you Blue milk drinking beauties.

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Bib Fortuna wins Bibcoin fortune at the Big Kahuna Eat Four Tuna challenge.

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

One of those back pack water bottles, but it's a vape

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

The hamburgler but his mask is those underwear with the "nose" hole

Adriano Bacuita

Confederate General Robert E. Bruce Lee

NukeWarm

hoojib holiday party

Annabelle W

A straight train enthusiast (IMPOSSIBLE)

Chicofriend

New jersey drone swarm

Conor

Bachelors degree party

Daniel Brown

Somehow Shadowman Returned

Blake Spears

Patrick Claws delivers Christmas joy to the naughty goblins

NickIsRadford

A Hubbard in the Cubbard, if you will

Nat Schwarz

Due to a reindeer shortage Santa’s sleigh will be powered by 2 of the sexy leg lamps from a Christmas story.

Dean U

Sarlacc penis pump. Oh no

Kickflipoff

Steve Harvey Presents: Faces of Death

lilcczar89

Patrick discovers the reason for the season (ball torture)

liam

Sir Bottom Hatt just wants it real bad

Madeline Alright

Female Body Inspector Gadget

Juan A.

Amelia Earhart in the Empire of the Coconut Crabs.

Tariq Moustapha

Jacob as autism prime with his new temu digs

Softly_Iris

Shelley Duvall’s Pro Skater for PS1

GoodPostReilly

Paw Patrol police brutality (they mauled Garfield)

SteamedJams

God smiting Onan for pulling out [Genesis 38:9-10]. Koba is there.

Honey-Boo-Boo

General Jar Jar Binks sending drones to New Jersey from his Iranian Mothership

Free Will

Yankee Pikachu

Nat Schwarz

Christmas with the kranked hogs

Jay Deines

Cenobites convince Padme to wear the hottest dress she owns to test Anakin’s resolve during NNN

Christian

Rankin Bass classic, the island of misfit boys

melifiknow

Astrogoblin sacrificing The Beaver to the Elder Gods

Jay Deines

Optimus prime transforms his jawline with years of jelqing

NRay7882

North Dakota Gurlz/ Lucky Charms Leprechaun Irish Wake

bobloblaw_rms

Live nativity scene with Patrick playing each role

Leebos

Immortan Joe Biden pardons Hunter Scrotus

LLPaulJay

Patrick caught stealing pig organs again

Brad sweeney

Big rat, small town

LeafoftheVine

Sebulba starts a MLM scam

stushow

Poorly taxidermied Aslan

LeKa

Indiana Jones holding Sexy Bionicles, “This belongs in a museum!”

Aaron Weber

Nien Nunb Amazon position

Siôn Williamson

Patrick, but just like the best picture of Patrick ever.

Johnald90

Santa blasts his sleigh through a liquor store while trying to beat the shots home

Brian

Edward Yaoihands

dangxious

Scientology elf on a shelf

Nibblonians

The League of Extraordinary Astrogoblins.

J Jedi Jameson

The doodoo meat in a shit sandwich

Terence Wiggins


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