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The tender embrace between a good Christian and beaver

Aaron Weber

Mr. Swee-e-e-e-eeny

Aaron Weber

Earthworm Slim Jim; see also, Anne Frank Castle

Felix Forrester

Looking is a crime. Patrick goes to Jail.

OldDaveKenobi

Cayde-Herringe family reunion

Brovius

oh, you mean Uncle O'Grimacey?

lexilucy

Too late to say it’s not cum?

Kickflipoff

Who’s that POKÉMON??? - it’s a bag of baby teeth

COONTAR

Cobra/Mortal Kombat Annihilation Brian Thompson quietly enjoying the recent uptick in web search traffic.

oldleech

De-Irished Patrick

Krick Fall

Yinztagram: social media by Philadelphians, for Philadelphians

lunarsuccess

The Woke Mind Virus comes for Gondor

Nick

A tree that, if we lived in a better world, would love you tenderly.

Fredducky

Grand Admiral Thrawn studying real art (hentai)

Heaps Biggly

daddy santa jacob giving coal to the naughty kids

electric_wet_blanket

Just a really good picture of Patrick. Like the best one.

Johnald90

Gifts given on the 13th day of Christmas

rahjahknows

Fred Willard asleep while gently holding his flaccid hog in a leather lounger at the back of a movie theater during the end credits of Love Lies Bleeding

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

Fisherman Worf's gagh bread bowls

themightyaxe

Joh Biden Yowza

cptvictor

Mr Feeny Todd: Demon Principal of Fleet Street

Jordan Moses

Ho Ho Hoagies

Meatshelly

Jon Voight vtuber

thehobknoblin

Earthworm Jim Jones

SteamedJams

Immortan Trump

CeeBass

The guy from RoboCop that got his junk shot off attending a support group for genital mutilation and having a breakthrough.

Ryan Pelton

Patrick with tits

alex

The Dung Eater’s perfect beach day

Andrew Sterling

Irish Jacob having a really great hair day

Rory Vespasian

Patrick as a disgruntled Santa with Jacob and Charlotte on his lap asking for presents. I will CONTINUE to do this prompt all throughout December!

bozzwick

The Shah of Iran making a grilled cheese on a radiator

Cash_Bone

Heatmiser found jackin' it in San Diego

Ffej

The incredible muffin top man

donaldtello

You Me and Dupree but Dupree is a large coil of link sausages

Hankenstein

The great blouse detective

PumaHands

Falkor invites Bastian to the “Cigarette-Gun Luxury Lounge” to make up for what he did.

Erynsaurus

My mummy and daddy back together again

Mr penis

The biggest ball of twinks in Minnesota

bobloblaw_rms

Baby Geniuses 7: Escape from Epstein Island

Shakira’s howl from “She Wolf”

Gamer pride flag

Dr. TJ Eckelberg

fluid subscription box

an0rpm

The Call of Cthuwu

Ethan

narnia wardrobe but it opens to duluth canal

Gerbert

They Live but it’s all dollar shave club

Gollum Juice

Sonic enjoying martial law in Korea

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

two opossums on the absolute worst salvia trip

Zen Window

Robert Kennedy, God of the Scarlet Brainrot, Blade of Dementia

Free Will

The Troubles with Tribbles feat. The IRA

Christopher Garcia

Harrison ford crashing another plane

Nick Barnes

The corpse of Hugh Heffner on trial

NukeWarm

Epstein’s Island of Misfit Toys

saaaaaam

Samwise arguing with roadside potato pusher

trivialpaperweight

After being detained for 12+ hours but your Jew boi won't litigate

BigBoiBabaganoosh

The 12 Days of Christmas but dyslexic

Drew Wagner

The Health Miser gets what's coming to him

Quest Bruv

Raab* Zombie Himself

lexilucy

Gasoline beavers. Let’s go.

John

Gas huffing -headshop

LeKa

Infinity Nikki Haley

Dean U

"CEO support group"

nicktelecast .

petulant little platypus

Daniel Brown

If that’s too dark then Abu Ghraib but with minions

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

The kid from Starship Troopers “Doing My Part” at Abu Ghraib

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Riker sitting in a chair but he’s wearing swim trunks so you see sack

Bryan Weiss

Gundamn. A giant robot with FAT cheeks

SundayBest

Rob & Big Pussy

Madeline Alright

Editor, add in a shot of Greer Childers doing face exercises!

Ralph d. Apel

God Empress Elyse's Golden Path

Horsey Chobunso

JFK jr flying his plane into the white witch’s castle in a heroic sacrifice

Michael Zwez

St Patricks Day Grimace starts the Irish Reunification of 2024

LLPaulJay

Skeletor's beauty routine

Tariq Moustapha

Peewee Herman and the treasures of adult theaters

Kyle Koehler

rejected astrogoblin merch ideas

goodbye Tarfful

Abraham sacrificing Isaac while The Beaver watches

TCKingCeryn

An alternate timeline: Brian Thompson working at McDonald's, alive and well

Tyler DeVenny

Muppets Cloud Atlas

Leebos

Steven Seagal vs the Blue Man Group

dangxious

Ball Torture

Spurious Machinery

Nice Beaver meter

Spurious Machinery

A healthcare CEO actually caring about people!

Chris Watson

Cig Guy the Musical

stushow

I'm mister no nut, I'm mister cum. I'm mr jelq maxxer, I'm Mr try-not-to-cum. Friends call me goon miser, when ever i wank. Do my best not to bust. I'm *too* much. I never want to know a day without a PC! I'd rather goon for 30, 60, 100 times puh-lease!

Softly_Iris

Krampus Christmas Krackers

Chaz Surfboard

Now That's What I Call Manslaughter Volume 12

Chelsea D'Amore

grogu ipad baby

Annabelle W

The jawa’s open an Italian restaurant called “ROTINI”

Hauntlink

Super Jacob Kart 64

Phil Golubovich

Charlotte can't complete Factorio because Patrick keeps siphoning resources for Nuclear Weapons.

Daniel Johansen

Max Rebo pregnancy scandal

Sorcha

Astrogoblin Christmas card photos... but a ghost is there too

Tim Liggett

Goon Miser

Softly_Iris

Greased up Santa

Baron Sogz

The Beaver's softer, more vulnerable side. Only shown to Salzige Cayde-Herringe

Sean Banne

King Charles looksmaxxing

Matt

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Goblin

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Smoke 30 darts each to celebrate episode 30 (not a photoshop prompt, actually do this please)

SpaceCat

how could a loving god give ghislaine maxwell big nattys?

WalkingMirror

A patriarchy in a pear tree

Rullagan

AstroGoblin themed Goosebumps book.

Dustin Willis

Big Pimpin’ George Lucas

GoodPostReilly

“Shadowfax, show us the making of paste”

liam

Jacob's dirty thirty birthday party

Cookie Cuttings

30 Days of Christmas. 30 goblins a laying. 30 GOLDEN RINGS

jraluark

Starring the UHC hitman

Bailey ate all the beans

Khan J-Type Nubian Singh

Siôn Williamson

Disney's live action version of Cars

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

An elf assassinates Santa on the streets of Manhattan using a silencer and subsonic rounds

Stanky

A bar named Skeleton Brew

Adriano Bacuita

The Irish Unification of 2024 celebrations

Juuso E Salin

Big Randy, the gabbagoo that loved too hard.

Astro Scribbles

Scott Stapp infection

NRay7882

Corporate ladder wrestling match

CheapCulture

White Grinch and Minch get caught in the teleporter from The Fly and come out as White Grimch

Terence Wiggins

The next hit sitcom

averybigdeal

It's Lin-Manuel Miranda and he's up to no good

Lee Hill

beaver struggling to get to his 9to5

Michael Shaffer

Mr. Penguin's Poppers

Quicksandbuddy

Chumlee, the Old Man, and Rick bring baby Jesus gifts

Brian

Breaking news; Santa found dead on the side of the I-95

Bradley Sweeney

cats of astorgobmin unionize

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

Racist dinosaur.

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just


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