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Comment ‘Shop 26 Prompt

Congratulations! You survived half a year of Comment ‘Shops! What shall we photoshop in celebration?

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Mads Mikkelsen coveting Stellan Skarsgard's clutch of son eggs

KassaNova

Gordon lightfoot in boat heaven

SundayBest

9/11 commemorative pogs

Kyall Robinson

Crab Nicholson doing whippets behind the CVS.

MeatBear

Drill baby drill for peanut oil

CheapCulture

Elon Musk doing uppers in his sanctum solarium.

CeeBass

Sturgill Simpson remembering to breath as a Sturgeon

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Goblin drop shipping white licorice. The flavor is pepper.

Ryan Carlton

One horse circus

Tomfoolery

Astrogoblin's first video recording in the new reeducation camps.

Tariq Moustapha

Evangelion NERV fights Chris Angel

Jacob Edding

RFK jr in daisy dukes getting vaccinated

Gabrielle

Bionicles at the local piss club

Sid Slurms

Cat revolution

donaldtello

Salzige Cyde-Heringe fighting an army of Skarsgårds

Jonpo

Patrick Brown net worth

Kickflipoff

Muskrat-owned video store

Meatshelly

Black Licorice Willy Wonka played by rfk

Dr. Deagle

Hell yeah

DylanC

the way i just spit out coffee

Bailey ate all the beans

A new dinosaur

David U

The most upsetting part is that he wouldn't be the ape man

David U

You mean Comment 'Shop 26?

Jistol

Gamersupps Veterans Day Merch

Gollum Juice

Astrogoblin talent ranked

ben l

Fred Flintstone wins big in crypto

Momopops

Pet Sematary but it's Patrick's house

NickIsRadford

Whatever prompt you choose, edit it like a Kinofabino post

Anwar

The Tell Tale Heart but it's Patrick's dog under the floorboards

Mr. Habato

Maga Third Impact, everyone melting into orange bronzer as Donald gets bitten in half by giant mecha Roy Cohn.

oldleech

The GOONdam squad before a big mission

Mike R

Communist Cenobites

Driftless

The personification of Jacobs amalgamation of fandom lore knowledge (Eldritch Horror).

Brovius

The many faces of Peter MacNicol

Fun!

Patrick caught in a glue trap

Ryan Marshall

Smirnoff Salted LicorIce

Aaron Weber

How Nien Nunb really died

Elias B

Grond timidly asks a girl on a date.

Lord of Skunks

A neat little guy trying to hold on to his good vibes

Ryan Pelton

Thank you it was early for me

John

Luckily for me that's for the artist to decide!

Free Will

I just want to see how you visualize a gay hydra. Like, does it have a little pride flag in its mouth?

jraluark

Anakin Skywalker animorph through all the actors

LLPaulJay

Give Jacob a Star Trek episode title ask him to describe what it’s about.

Kevin Lewis

Astrogoblin merch from Demobaza

Connoroni

The 2025 gape awards

Mr penis

Costco: the Gathering

LeafoftheVine

Whose Clothesline is it anyways?

angad_ungith

The forbidden quadruple salt licorice

Shotgunbadger

a raccoon in a party hat blowing out a half candle on a trash cake while drunken opossums scream and celebrate around it

Zen Window

Big gay hydra with the heads of John Lovettes, John Voigt, and Jon Waters

Free Will

RFK Jr crawling under Patrick’s house to get his mummified dog

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

"Welcome to the Mall of Moria. Speak bargins and enter!"

Erynsaurus

Navigator Patrick ripping the spice before house Gobtraides takes off

Daniel Brown

Go birbs

Hauntlink

How cake farts save lives

tigerhawk66

Goth Kid Summer Camp (Catholic version hardcore goths only)

JFactor

Skarsgård fears his creation (His AI sons are too powerful)

Ben Rogers

Ben QUADrinaros

Chicofriend

The Endangered Appalachian Mountain Twink

Heaps Biggly

An artist's rendition of Ryan Hailey's Facebook page

Ajaxian

Sandwich Artist formally known as Barry O

Toots McGavin

Wesley Crushinator

Ethan

deep space nine twinks vs dolls smoking competition

an0rpm

Got it right the first time!

Knifesquid

Skarsgard serving salted licorice to a real goblin

Johnald90

Crow Biden

bobloblaw_rms

The Grinch having his enlarged heart cut out and devoured by Whos during a pagan ritual in the town square

SteamedJams

Affects?

John

The effects of triple-salted 5 gum

John

Sir Patrick Stewart-Brown

Adriano Bacuita

The Costco guys “bring the boom” to the 9/11 memorial

Dean U

The Tony Chicxulub impact crater. (I recently found out the last part sounds like "Shalhoub")

Knifesquid

‘Spock’s Brain’ TOS episode but they took his prostate instead

Siôn Williamson

Sir Christopher Lee's "I Milk the Cum of Saxon Men"

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Skarsgård and Goblin 6 month anniversary dinner

Rhys Johnson

Garth Ferengi’s Quarkplace

dangxious

Patrick telling his family about their new dog.

bozzwick

Kamala Harris leading her own January 6th.

Ryogathelost

Toad the mushroom man's treasure trail

Softly_Iris

Mr. Penguin's Poppers

Madeline Alright

Bryce Terrence Howard

Ralph d. Apel

The yellow m&m corners you at a party to talk IPAs

Bryan Weiss

The ancient dog burial ground under Patrick's house

Michael Pettigrew

cvnty Garfield taking Jon Arbuckle for all he's worth on Judge Judy

lexilucy

Sea salt liquorish pirates. No guns, no swords, only salted gold.

NRay7882

Fidel Castrogoblin

Rullagan

A new spawning of Skarsgårds

Lee Hill

Unclogging a toilet: Broadway style!

Spurious Machinery

2124: it's the future astrogoblin, char-borg prime, pat-rick (Patrick fused with another man named Rick), and quake-ob (jacob with earthquake causing thunder thighs). Char-borg, Pat-Rick, and Quake-ob all reminisce about the past while on a space pirate ship

Ellis

AI gen picture of hog (interpretation up to you) then let Patrick have an early lunch

Kyle Koehler

Stellan Skarsgard Wooloo

Annabelle W

How Dippin Dots are really made

Chelsea D'Amore

Our Patr(e)on Saint of the Salt Licorice

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

THIS IS FINE.

Shay

Patrick hiding from his family in his secret man cave/crawl space.

Daniel Johansen

Astro goblin favourites, all diaped up in a municipal bacta-tank.. ball torture

Swiftyization

Steven Tyler Perry

alex

Garfield the Cat, as a Utah based cryptid.

Dustin Willis

Patrick playing fetch with his new dead dog

Terence Wiggins

Clown exorcist pulling dog skeletons out of Elon Musk's ribcage like handkerchiefs.

WalkingMirror

Meat table

liam

Last temptation of Watto

Juuso E Salin

'I cast Shrivel Balls at third level!'

Baron Sogz

Yassified gothmog leading the woke mob to pelenor

Drew Yetzke

Frasier with the Infinity Gauntlet

Austin Tinoco

The Astro Goblin version of Hot Ones where they eat 10 different kinds of salted licorice

Zach Stucker

Astrogoblin members inside of The Cube, but it's also the Hellraizer cube

NukeWarm

Drag brunch at Alice's Restaurant

Leebos

Star Wars “Brexit” ( Canon breaks from EU)

Jay Deines

Condoleeza Licorice

capecodnative

Harold and his Purple Crayon saving the world from the mayonnaise invasion

Tim Liggett

Straight edge Tony Soprano

Oilspill404

Dr. Patrickstein's monster, finally completed

Sean Banne

God helping soaking Mormons by calling in a small (3 richter scale) earthquake

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

Ahab is Pontius Pilate

Brian

Patrick as an ancient fertility idol

Bradley Sweeney

The Ghost Dog haunting Patrick’s home

GoodPostReilly

Your Nonna approaching you from the mists

mitchshow

Patrick gets annoyed they don't pick the first comment and Charlotte turns him into the creature from I have no mouth and i must scream

Bailey ate all the beans

Stinky Tim Pool’s stinky penis pool party, ball torture.

Brandon

Gundam Jacob vs Milli Vanilli

J Jedi Jameson

Musk being deported

heartajack

The Astrogoblins mess around and crucify a whale

Brian

patrick in the lab, "cookin"

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

The ruins of the lost Skarsgård Civilization located under Patrick’s house

Drew Wagner


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