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A weird guy? A bizarre mural? Animals doing people things? What shall we make today?

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Aw thanks, also I want you to know I read this in the voice of Andre the Giant. Specifically in the Princess Bride when he goes “Inigo, I hope we win”

Gollum Juice

bionicles at the local piss club

Sid Slurms

Harry Caray fighting crypids during a Creed concert

theedgeinshow

Oh man, I hope this wins.

CeeBass

The next generation of Toa- yassified.

CeeBass

ET half assimilated by The Thing

LordZorro

it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the double salt again

Michael Barnett

the JUICiest turkey

Alan Ma

The 2024 US election, but the candidates are bionicles

Ajaxian

astrogoblin mining for views in the mines of moria

Kevin Lewis

The new world currency is dance.

Matthew

create a Cryptid from the noises Patrick made when eating during that Comment Shop, thank you

b00n

September 10th 2001

Ryan Marshall

Jan 6th but it was actually fun and nice time :)

thehobknoblin

PATRICK SWEEP, BABY!

Kyall Robinson

Jon Voight going to the polls (stripclub)

Brovius

Flintstones Vitamin Water Park

Sea Hawk

EKF (Erotic Krang Fanart)

Michael Pettigrew

Astrogoblin as the cast of Secretary - Patrick is James Spader, Charlotte is Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Jacob's Jeremy Davies (mullet optional) - doing an s&m themed election PSA; "It doesn't hurt to vote".

oldleech

Demons attacking Tucker Carlson in his bed

NukeWarm

Gnome chompsky

Lord of Skunks

The Gnew Gnorm (starring a Gnome named Gnorm)

cptvictor

Tim Pool party

Brandon

Gambling for gen z (slots and subway surfer etc)

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

If they can make Pinocchio Dark Souls, then we also deserve Obscure Queer movie Bloodborne

Gollum Juice

Charlottes BIONICLE from the back of her math homework but with hair

David U

If this doesn't get made I'm stealing it as my new username

David U

Now that's a deep cut

David U

James Cromwells 15 minutes ball torture

M B

Egg liquor add

Bradley Sweeney

Black Myth: Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything Souls like Games

Gollum Juice

A family eating at chilli's but they're all soaking wet like just dripping I'm talking puddles forming under each one of them, absolutely drenched

alex

Wallace projectile Gromit-ing

Hauntlink

Mobile Zoot Suit Riots

Christopher Garcia

clam chowder man

donaldtello

Guy smoking a cig through his urethra

Mr penis

The Council of L. Ron Hubbard

Drew Wagner

Bionicle babies that are born with real human flesh and must be cleansed

Mike R

The Sopranos visit Wausau, WI

Heaps Biggly

Lazy river going around a zoo exhibi-- OH NO IT CAN SWIM!

Daniel Brown

Bionicle with Storm Trooper Boobs vs Storm Trooper with Bionicle Mask Boobs

Shotgunbadger

Cats voting

wagonfullapancakes

Vance is the step sister stuck in the dryer.

tigerhawk66

Magic the pasturing

PumaHands

Slaying a seed-covered sexy Bionicle, Monster Hunter style.

zgillet

Hamburger or hot dog style

Terence Wiggins

Hepatitis C-3PO

griff mat

Patrick being crowned the daddiest daddy at daddy’s brunch

Nick Barnes

Bionicle Heros uncut (as in uncircumcised)

Robert Lyons

Universal interpreter developed! But uh-oh, it only speaks in yassified language and bimbofies its users.

Leebos

The pickle ball court that turns you old

Nick

Borg Muppets.

Tariq Moustapha

Joe and Hunter Biden trying to sell you solar

Madeline Alright

Skin wal-Colonel Sanders

LeafoftheVine

The gang turning into Bionicles because of black salted licorice

Johnald90

Patrick at a political event he believes in with all his heart

jraluark

Patrick and Jacob team up as Horror / Erowid type drug sommeliers. Charlotte request their services to spice up date night

Chris

The guy who shot Osama and his twink

Stanky

What Ewoks think Nooch Vader is

Ralph d. Apel

Gothmog gets progressively more divorced looking every scene

Christian

new york cuckathon

Tadhg Harnett

The true, garish form of the patron saint of weird salty licorice: patcoblette McOwnerton

Softly_Iris

Ironskilletman

Ethan

Licorice Valhalla but it's just the Ikea in Carson

Andrew J Burleson

Patrick's weird little liquorice guys conquer Swedish heaven

LLPaulJay

James and the giant leech

scott Lamont

Jacob and the sexy gundams

greenstick97

Juche Jacob, Commandant Cheeks, and Premier Pat play a recorder concert for dear leader.

liam

Patrick, after taking The Substance, emerging from Sam Elliott at a vacant Arclight lobby.

John

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fyd1kyPWAAEDJWs.jpg

Quicksandbuddy

A tribble with boof eyes

Quicksandbuddy

Jacob and the salmiakki factory

Juuso E Salin

Hieronymus Bosch muppets

Jacob Edding

Death Guard Patrick and his Nurglings Charlotte, Jacob, and Alessa

Sean Banne

Trading card game in Star Trek, Fizzbin: The Collective

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Smash Mouth of Sauron

Bailey ate all the beans

Asian Hugo Weaving weaving a huge Asian weaving of Hugo Weaving

Rullagan

Patrick gets bit by the badonkadonk bug and throws it back for the gang (they are mesmerized)

Bailey ate all the beans

A small weasel crashes the stock market

Chelsea D'Amore

The beach that makes you fold

Rhys Johnson

Pagliacci Rapture

Jordan Moses

John Cena giving an apology in perfect Huttese for acknowledging Nar Shaddaa as its own independent state

Tim Liggett

Patrick the cute cat boy smoking cigs at a Wawa

Free Will

Hobbit spelling bee

Adriano Bacuita

Monster Hunter eating scene but they it's a smoke break

saaaaaam

Ryan+ expansion to Ryloth

Phil Golubovich

Bioniclomeo and Gundamliette (forbidden love)

SteamedJams

Astropangolin

Sorcha

Enter The Vapetrix

Spurious Machinery

Like the Bayeux Tapestry but it's got chicks with giant norks on it

Baron Sogz

Asian Hugo Weaving Vtuber

Annabelle W

prob some prime ai slop opportunity here

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

Melatonin induced fever dream about getting lost on a cruise ship.

DaveKootchie

A prompt that Patrick will notice right away and cause him to ignore all other comments while also at a Margaritaville

Denis McGuire

The IGN Babes whew tapestry

Baron Sogz

nien nunb teaches coding

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

Shia LaForge

capecodnative

lucha libre guinea pigs wrestling at madison square gardens

Michael Shaffer

Menthol cigarette flavored ham

Ryan Pelton

A goth kpop group called “Euthanasia”

CheapCulture

Patrick enjoying a gameplay

heartajack

'Astrogoblin vs What A Show' movie poster

ben l

The mouth of Sauron starts an emo band.

ERROR 6263

Will Smith, trying to keep it together.

J Jedi Jameson

Big Dog t-shirts come back into style with their LGBTQIA+ merchandise

stushow

No nut allergy November

NRay7882

Pumpkin Spice, as in Autumn K2

Chaz Surfboard

Welcum to No Nut November, aka Lent for Incels

Brian

A group of cryptids but they’re the dogs playing poker and also Patrick is there.

SundayBest

A real bad, scary sandwich

GoodPostReilly

The Slop™️

Andrew Sterling

Melt Man the Utah Cryptid

Dustin Willis


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