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Trump performing fellatio on a microphone

Brandon

That's Barack Dord Obama to you.

DylanC

Harry Caray......that's it. Just Harry Caray.

theedgeinshow

Deptuy Jonsinger Dord Bee receives their Employee of the Month award

KassaNova

Patrick as a Wendigo devouring a group of Ewoks

Joseph Blownapart

Patrick, trembling, meeting his genuine hero, Jackie Onassis Kennedy.

Fredducky

Elon Musk lookalike contest at the Exorcist stairs

buttsrofl

"Yoda with AIDs" is trending on twitter right now. which apparently is about Steve Bannon. so my submission is "Yoda with AIDs"

calamansipapi

or Toy Story x Arby and Chief and they're the editors

b00n

oh fuck in a couple years he should make a booth lol

b00n

Astrogoblin Lunchly, crafted by Nickocado Avocado

dudecar34

Agent Guts Cooper splits Griffith Bob a sunder with Dragon Slayer blade

lunkhedd

SpongeBob squarepants style nasty close-up of Jon Voight (gruddy and gross)

Peyton Webb

"Hip Hop along to the polls" by MC Biden and Kammy H featuring DJ Hilldawg

Michael Pettigrew

Astrogoblin x Thanksgiving x Wendy's Krabby Patty Collab

Trung Ho

Using hexbots as a sounding rod

proodr

Cenobite

Driftless

Grimace and RFK cooking up a storm after a bloody battle with the local Jews outside parliament, full spit roast with all the fixin's

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Patrick and marvel’s Luke cage (the Netflix version) fighting to the death with their weapons of choice in a Nicolas cage match

Dave from accounting

Pinhead only it's Poghead; "We have such slammers to show you" etc.

oldleech

Clint Eastwood as a nerd.

Fun!

Frankenweenie's assassination attempt on Fidel Castro

SteamedJams

Laughing Kamala joker post credits scene

KassaNova

The physical embodiment of the spirit of Halloween

Nick Barnes

Simple Bot farm during the dust bowl

donaldtello

Earth, Wind, and Balrog

Lord of Skunks

Patrick's back working at the meat department, serving Doraemon fillet.

nikotopias

Crawdad and daughter ball

Toots McGavin

Ryan's future donor children coming together at The Gathering of the Juggalos.

Jordan Moses

New at Epcot, Ryan Hailey World

Gollum Juice

Elon in the cuck chair while Biden and Trump go at it carnally

Kat don Vee

All the Astrogoblin cats playing poker.

tigerhawk66

A restaurant where the food is delivered on trains. Oh, wait...

Tariq Moustapha

The first Arby's on the moon, staffed only by Ex-presidents

Jacob Edding

Dud Bolt torching ballot boxes.

CeeBass

Jacob's gundams come to life and Yub-Nub Astrogoblin.

My Humaniity

Doraemon staring out from the windmill

scott Lamont

Patrick with a nose transplant post break

Johnald90

Patrick's nose post injury, more powerful than ever before

Shotgunbadger

Arthur Morgan rolling a dart and calling me handsome

Hankenstein

Accidental space marine

melifiknow

Astrogoblin AI drones finally taking Ryan out.

Party in a Small box

The dog & cat cafe - either meaning

Daniel Brown

The Ultimate CINE2NERDLE Movie Trap

Drew Wagner

fortune teller Charlotte

lexilucy

Astrogoblin Member Starter Pack - just in time for Halloween

rahjahknows

A convoy of big rigs hauling the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Nick

The ripoff bootleg design of the astrogoblin crew for the direct to DVD movie

Softly_Iris

The Astrogoblin Headquarters if money weren't a concern

Alexander Vogt

The inside of Papa John's apartment after he ate 40 pizzas in 30 days.

Alex Smith

Ryan Hailey's The Nightmare Before No Ween.

ThirdDeadMan

Charlotte as the goose from annoying goose game and Patrick is the angry man in the garden.

Aaron Wallis

klingon foreplay poetry slam

Zen Window

A miniaturized Mothman meets the cryptids of the Honey I Shrunk The Kids universe

Mike R

an opossum piloting a mech suit in a pitched battle with an automatic robot arm garbage truck for an overflowing garbage bin

Zen Window

Sorry about last time 😅🥴 I'm gonna resubmit "Ringo Star becomes Bingo Star" for your consideration

Ryogathelost

Dope sick Barenstain bears having an intervention

Chris

Ryan as a moblin throwing Jacob who is a bokoblin

Terence Wiggins

A little guy with a BIG white can Monster

Andrew Sterling

Astrogoblin 2024 election results

M B

Barack Dord Obama getting cigs at the Wawa

trivialpaperweight

The cats of astrogoblin must take over gameplay + recording for a day

Kochebi

Tim Walz is Dynamite Cop

Ralph d. Apel

Technically meat

Ryan Pelton

The official NASCAR car of Astrogoblin causing a BIG crash

GoodPostReilly

Legally distinct Ronald McDonald boofing Lakrisal

thehobknoblin

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came

Connoroni

Odo and Quark on a road trip

Madame Crouton

Ryan Hailey and Armond White At The Movies (Roger Ebert’s ghost frowning in the background)

John

Raab’s Burgers.

Alfy Red

Bellevue, Kentucky's desperate attempts at being a small town while being situated right next to Cincinnati

LeafoftheVine

My buddy Thom riding a wicked roller coaster and subscribing to the astrogoblin patreon

griff mat

Shallot, Kabob, and Crabstick (astrogblin vtuber rebrand)

ben l

solid snake sneaking into Boeing

Tadhg Harnett

The Father, the Son, and the Honda Spirit

Dr. Deagle

Rate My Dad website.

Claire Myers

Right wing grifter getting treated at the misogynecologist office

Juuso E Salin

Patrick’s son joins baby geniuses to break Jon Voight’s nose

Bryan Weiss

The smart one (Charlotte) is also surprisingly the strongest of the group.

Brad

An alternate Astrogoblin where Patrick is the hot one

Tim Liggett

Worf - Chewbacca meet cute but they're both polite bottoms

LLPaulJay

The northern (p)lights

Chicofriend

The gang decorates Ryan’s 2nd hand gaming room.

Hauntlink

Dolphin class action lawsuit. You could be owed up to one krillion dollars!

Dean U

Jek Porkins attempt at pandering to midwestern voters

Bailey ate all the beans

Adam Driver telling Death Sticks Guy to "go back to da cLuUuUb"

Quicksandbuddy

Salacious B Crumb and Radaghast the Brown giving out 120 darts to trick or treaters

liam

The Monster Cage Mash

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

What Patrick would look like if he went through with that avant-garde rhinoplasty

Sean Banne

Ziggy, yogurt, Waylon feeding time.

Sean Murphy

Doing a coffee run, want anything?

Leebos

Luce the Vatican mascot's big adventure

Baron Sogz

Landon Cal-Risen (Landon Jesus)

Adriano Bacuita

Dexter Jettster undertaking a strict diet of Jawa Juice and Ozempic

Siôn Williamson

Benjamin Netanyahu beats Philly Santa with a bag of batteries after a heated Eagles game

Carl Weezer

The Jersey Devil is confused about filling out their voting ballot.

Jordan W.

Elon musk struggling with an Eton mess

Ethan

Animatronic restaurant band made up of celebrity corpses

NRay7882

Gimli got the height surgery

Daniel Johansen

Skarsgård in brown face (it's okay cause it's magic themed)

DaveKootchie

Patrick Brown(face) as Moriarty in Baby Geniuses and the Treasures of Egypt, but it’s a magical disguise so it’s somehow more okay

Kyle Koehler

Gobs and gobs of beautiful knobs

Jonathan Smith

O'Brian and Bashir jus chillin at the Alamo with the boys

dudecar34

Mustache Massacre

stushow

Astrogoblin hanging out but I’m there and we’re enemies. No photos available on request

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Human skin pez dispenser

Matt

the presidential candidates geoguessing at an esports event

Michael Shaffer

San Francisco minifridge

Conor

Dead presidents telling jimmy Carter "we have such sights to show you"

NukeWarm

Maybe throw in a pack of cigs to sweeten the deal

Brian

Gummo but in the Star Wars universe

Free Will

The devil tempting Jesus with HGH

Brian

Stephen King, Grinch-ified

Meatshelly

Bowl of salad rolling down a hill in a wheelchair unassisted

Rullagan

Wawa x By The Bucket

Horsey Chobunso

Eye for an eye and Bluth for a Bluth

Jay Deines

Patrick winning the blue ribbon for “best sex pig”

Bradley Sweeney

Global Worfing

capecodnative

monke man

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses


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