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We wield the brush, but you must supply the paint, my pretties.

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Just Harry Caray.....literally just a photo of Harry Caray

theedgeinshow

Squidward bottoming for George bush jr

Dave from accounting

Jacob, Patrick, and Charlotte's heads sharing one body

Somegoodinthisworld

A small cage to keep me in.

Bradley Sweeney

A sphinx thats scared of liminal spaces

Daniel Brown

AND THUS HE IS AN HONOURED BROTHER.

J Jedi Jameson

But he rep Ireland

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Oh no, he cannot control the Bren almost hitting the local golf establishment

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Neil Diamond as a DLC character in Earth defence force

BigBoiBabaganoosh

The nefarious orb that haunts me

Mr penis

Astrogoblin reading through the neverending list of suggestions... but in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon

Mustardygirl

A visibly confused D Trump attempting to DJ exhorting his crowd to 'jump up the hams' as his tie gets caught in the turntable.

oldleech

everything mentioned here but they're smoking

jim nope

Joe Biden, Ultramarine Dreadnought.

J Jedi Jameson

2024's new horror villian

Brian Fantana

I'm probably too late but magic the saddening

PumaHands

Astrogoblin as cenobites

heartajack

Yaoi jesus

Shrimpus

McRib but it's made of the same rib as Eve

thehobknoblin

Biden animorphing into Kamala

SpaceCat

"Donk 'em out." No more context.

McRaeWrites.com

Patrick launches his next new edm album which is extremely pretentious

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

That's something we should have anyway

Trigar Hunter

a really spooky guy

Cash_Bone

Let's see Patrick's outdoor bathroom to it fullest potential

Trigar Hunter

Zookeeper RFK Jr

NickIsRadford

Tom Bombadil teaching Regan how to become a Slizzard

Dr. Deagle

Sexless Mormon Patrick, shaking hands during a meeting President Crood

M B

wendigo rave girl

lexilucy

Astrogoblin 2 but it's a musical

Zeigeis

Forearm and calf implants, skinny biceps and thighs

stuntryder182

Patrick as Guts

Juuso E Salin

Captain Barbossa in a duel with Count Dooku (both have lightsabers)

Denis McGuire

Sauron at the Black Gate fumbling for his keys to get in.

LeafoftheVine

Ask Jacob for a list of real fucked up animals, and then make them even more fucked up.

Madame Crouton

but wait, they're zombie puppets, oh no, spoooooky

Ryogathelost

Elyse making puppets that look just like Char, Pat and Jacob

Ryogathelost

Just standing around on stage for 40 minutes while Creed plays on repeat

Ryan Carlton

Tales from the Twin Peaks McDonalds

Heaps Biggly

Christopher Moltisante explaining to Paulie Walnuts the plot of Metal Gear Solid

DozingDoxepin

Transform Patrick's body into the unholy flesh Gundam and put little Jacob in the cockpit

Free Will

a gorilla using patrick as his blood boy for a total plasma exchange procedure

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

Trump inhaling cats and dogs with a vortex coming from his mouth (RFK jr. 'tragically' gets inhaled in the crossfire)

El Guapo

Samurai Patrick slicing through the comment section with rage and fury

Jacob Edding

Willy Wonka's everlasting cock blocker

Ethan

Applying eye drops to the eye of sauron

Adriano Bacuita

Joe Bidet

Michael Pettigrew

Armored Assault Stroller

Chaz Surfboard

Olympic babadook pooping

Chicofriend

blasting darts and darting apes

Shotgunbadger

In the digifuture of the year 1995, slaying is a cybercrime

Paul Sheckarski

whatever you want just have fun

John

Jacob putting aluminium foil in the microwave - IN THE HOOD

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Gorilla Shitting Bullet Hell Bossfight

Spurious Machinery

Darkwing duck frantically stuffing breadcrumbs in a backpack

Ryan Pelton

Pepper the gorilla spinning directly into a Halloween party uninvited

Softly_Iris

Dan Akroids new endeavor: Galaxy Gas (still in a crystal skull)

Bailey ate all the beans

Issue #1 of Old Man Patrick

Drew Wagner

The Sopranos running Charlotte's 5km scam race

LLPaulJay

Cat in the hat but it’s the benedryl hat man

Rae Stofko

Gollum's precious protein powder

donaldtello

Ship hits the fan comes back for one more EP in the form of a remake of Ghostship with Charlotte as the Ship, Patrick as the Naz- gold and Jacob as the attractive ghost

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Gordegg Ramsey

Cugi

The Real Tops of the Starship Enterprise

Christian

Charlotte using a pan flute to control a swarm of LA Rats in order to help her move

Gollum Juice

Mr. Met's gigantic balls... I mean baseballs.

tigerhawk66

Cade Skywalker's surfer van with a mural of Darth Talon on the side

LLPaulJay

Fullerton House starring Jacob Fullerton as every character

Hankenstein

The latest SNL cast member is cursed with Knowledge™ and Horniness™

Mike R

Ol’ Dirty Bastard and his nemesis: Young Clean Gentleman

Dean U

William Shatner, Never Nude.

goodbye Tarfful

Jacob and Patrick fighting Charlotte like jet li and Michelle

bolinani8

Rudy Giuliani and Owen Wilson and Reptar from Rugrats make bathtub merlot in a runaway Cybertruck as it plows through a used car dealership run by sad 90's animated movie characters all trying to sell cars to Joaquin Phoenix.

Ryogathelost

Patrick and Charlotte frantically trying to tranquilize a post shit zoomies Jacob

Daniel Johansen

The muppet babies and the regrettable tattoos

Matthew

Alfred Hitchcock presents "Go Birds"

Rullagan

Please!

Leebos

A Tesla Cybertruck absolutely plowing through another prompt.

Ryogathelost

its obvious to everyone even through a cable access grade camera and production setup that hildas tea set is mass produced but she just wont shut up about how she thinks its an original from an italian artist that she mispronounces so badly that it sounds like the painter changed legal names multiple times over his career

Zen Window

Sparking zero dollars in my bank account help someone pls help me I'm hungry

Jake

the black metal dude with a chinchilla is patiently waiting for his turn to speak but hilda wont shut up about the brushwork on her teapot

Zen Window

PSA to sneeze into your elbow, but your elbow is Haunted.

Leebos

pigeon-run wienerschnitzel establishment

Annabelle W

Rudy Giuliani making bathtub merlot.

Ryogathelost

about a half dozen beefy dominican dudes working a bar

alex

Characters from traumatic 90's animated films working at a used car dealership.

Ryogathelost

Soprano Veggietales

stushow

Gnomish hardbodies mogging for the wildlife camera

Sean Banne

Baron Harkonnen and Judge Holden settle down together

bobloblaw_rms

Dragged Across Kongcrete

griff mat

Ocean's 14: Air Bud - Bad Dog movie poster

NRay7882

local access cable talk show featuring a haggard old woman showing off a ceramic tea set seated next to a black metal vocalist holding his pet chinchilla

Zen Window

The spy kids killing a man

SteamedJams

Blame it on the Gainz (milli vanilli on tren)

Jay Deines

Jedi Power Battles Octo-Mom vs Tan Mom

Ralph d. Apel

Tony Sopran enjoying a flan

angad_ungith

The minions mass grave found

Bradley Sweeney

Gorilla cigarette mascot

dangxious

Bodacious Crumb (big nattys)

Meatshelly

Spooky garfield

Baron Sogz

Oops all Jokers

Ryogathelost

Tony Soprano. Male Gigolo.

Claire Myers

Thomas Edison meets Reptar from The Little Rugrats

Ryogathelost

The running of the pussy boys (a-la the running of the bulls)

Christian

Cal Kestis pivots to Kick streaming

Bryan Weiss

you have doomed us all

Tadhg Harnett

Sorry I just took a huge bong rip. Things got weird

Ryogathelost

Ducks are Slenderman

Ryogathelost

Plague Doctor Pepper

Matt

Astrogoblin skeletons come out to play a game.

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Yoda's speech therapist

NukeWarm

Creed sells sea shells by the sea shore

Chelsea D'Amore

Cenobite Skarsgards

Driftless

Ry-brand pack of cigarettes

Kevin Lewis

Russell Off Brand

Nibblonians

What if life WAS a box of chocolates?

Ryogathelost

Astrogoblin as a lion, a witch, and a wardrobe

Sam Collins

Jimmy Neutron, The One, The Last Airbender

The_Atomic_Bunz

Stolen valor veteran owned cigs

liam

Nightmare Cunt Rotation

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Astrogoblin Fighting Game

Angry_Lil_Tuna

Patrick decomposing in a bodyfarm

Bradley Sweeney

Dexter Jettster Guy Fieri

Quicksandbuddy

POV: Owen Wilson's nose hairs

Ryogathelost

Completely smooth Jabba the Hutt

Swiftyization

The Ultimate Substitute Teacher

GoodPostReilly

Wonka in a Tonka

jstowe18

Pulling at the Mormon soda shop

Madeline Alright

God rippin cigs outside a dive bar

MyOnlyBlackBudy

A Nightmare on Sesame Street

Hauntlink

Henry Winkler's The Nightmare Before Christmas

bentallyill

The bridge crew tries a gentle sativa

Brian

future religion that used "the life and times of ryan hailey" as biblical text

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

Red October, but it’s actually a Dom-marine

Siôn Williamson


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