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Darth Plagueis the unwise.

Assistant_to_the_Janitor

charlotte as a raw chicken waking up in the matrix goooo

digitalnothing

crink

QuietAlice

Minch as the newest IGN babe

a stupid taco

Charlotte burning Jacob's gundams while Patrick holds him back

greenstick97

Biblically accurate angel boys

Siôn Williamson

Ringo Starr sitting on a throne at the end of time, peace and love bonus points if you work in one of his MS Paint art pieces

proodr

Glam Rock Limp Biscuit

LeafoftheVine

ryan hailey starring in his grindhouse theater debut: Breakfast at Spliffanies

kyle veidt

Olivia Munn, Jigsaw, Amanda Bynes and Mankind drop into Sony, only one walks out. Who is it and why is it Tony Soprano?

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Shallot, Kabob, and Crabstick at the presidential debate

ben l

Abeloth at a P.Diddy Party

Jason Arnold

Cigar sputum super soaker

Ryan Pelton

Paul Blart the Mall Dolphin

COONTAR

Con Air but chimps

SpaceCat

toy story but they smoke

jim nope

God Emperor RFK Jr human/sandworm hybrid flicking Olivia Nuzzi as Chani off his tail facefirst into a dune.

oldleech

Adam Sandler in Big Daddy (bioshock)

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

Jacob having to train people how to destroy a death star with nothing but his T-16 back home and some womp rats

jraluark

Osiris sneakers and a studded belt

Stanky

3 inch kitten heels and an asymmetrical off the shoulder top

Stanky

Char getting clockwork oranged with Star Wars

Maxwell

Astrogoblin being officially recognized by the United Federation of Planets

Drew Wagner

Gentrified ewok village

Matt E

The New Normtroopers at the Battle of Endor

Donald Mahanahan

Kiss Kiss Moo Deng starring RDJ and a pygmy hippo

Donald Mahanahan

Patrick returning from war

M B

The goblins receiving their gifts from Galadriel before journeying to Mordor

Adriano Bacuita

Kentucky Fried Charlotte

ChrisAnaforian

Astro goblin as the Saddle Club ( catching up on old comment shops at work as we speak!)

Camille Langlinais

Draculas death in an auto erotic asphyxiation accident

Tadhg Harnett

Cirque Du Soleil: Coozé

PumaHands

"You know, it’s quite a menagerie you’ve got here. You could start your own incel zoo..."

NRay7882

Patrick II Atreides

Kyall Robinson

Hulk hogan Jessie Ventura steel cage match on top of the World Trade Center.

Dean U

RFK's Animal Head Emporium and Small Engine Repair

Rullagan

That shot from The Purge where the masked neighborhood 'toughs' are looking into the security camera but it's Teletubbies

Felix Forrester

Jimmy Carter’s Big Secret

GoodPostReilly

Astro Goblins Space Marine Chapter

Angry_Lil_Tuna

Everybody Loves Almond (plz I was so close before)

gregorama97

oppossum party bus road trip in a garbage truck

Zen Window

Bill the Pony but it’s just a guy

Siôn Williamson

MPREG Jake Paul boxes Moo Deng

NickIsRadford

Being Darth Malkovich

Biden the Hut

We bought a zoo for incels.

Claire Myers

Charlotte is a snail but it’s a secret

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

Astrogoblin crew as “A Bug’s Life” characters 🐛🐞 🦋

Goob

RFK with a gun to an animal's head

Did somebody say boom?

Something with Moo Deng

Baron Sogz

Ceviche bachelorette party

Miauchanto

War Horse (2011) but the horse is played by jim caviezel

Bryan Weiss

NSYNC joins the Jizz-Wailers at the Cantina

Jacob Edding

Yogurt doing algebra

snakpak

Minch going crazy in the comment section of a porn video

Shay

Astrogoblin as magic the gathering cards

Cugi

Joe Biden is the Kwisatz Haderach

Lord of Skunks

Steve Urkel’s quest to return the one ring to mount doom

Matthew

Jesse Ventura reseaching the tomes about gooning

Juuso E Salin

Joe Biden, the Omnissiah

mitchshow

Warhammer Y2K

Madeline Alright

New Minch ain't the same as the old minch

Softly_Iris

pat summer

an0rpm

Pumpkin Spice (the lost Spice Girl)

rahjahknows

John Voigt as a sexy satan punishing sinners

Siglark

Tony Hawk's PS5 Pro Skater

NickIsRadford

Gritty eating at the Ritz Carlton.

tigerhawk66

RFK’s car with the whale head on it nascar

Flammabell

The As3tr0GBLN bot some of us apparently use to post for the comment show milliseconds after the email is sent.

John

Jesus as a twitch streamer

spacedive

The Astro goblin, gobblin’ ass It’s a tongue twister!… if you’re doing it right 👀 (Does the Astro goblin have a name btw?)

bozzwick

Yassified quark

LLPaulJay

Presidential debate, but they both have fallen and cannot get back up, and the life alert button is just out of reach

Jake

Passion of the Christ: Reloaded

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

A song of tops and bottoms

LLPaulJay

Jennifer Coolige in the pope mobile

Zach Rigby

Biblically accurate Ford F-150

Matt

Minch Yoda moonshine

Brian

Marx and Engels book girlie date

InternetWesley

Spielberg's Spaghetti-o's stash

Dr. Deagle

Demobaza superhero

cptvictor

The cats of Astrogoblin as an organized crime syndicate

Chelsea D'Amore

Chris Angel’s in the outfield

Aksel Lessum

Whatever you were going to go with, but with Koba

Honey-Boo-Boo

Patrick's hats fighting to be his favorite

stushow

a man a plan anal panama

Juan A.

WOKE MINCH

Sean Banne

Welcome to the Mall of Moria. Speak 'BARGAINS' and enter!

Erynsaurus

Mike Lindell as a fascist Frisch's Big Boy mascot

Free Will

Hoojib -> Crink but it's one of those influencer "Before and After" instagram posts

kautau

The bed from Willy Wonka does a Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

dangxious

Generative Phil

Ralph d. Apel

Moo Deng hosting a chili cook-off

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

Uruk hai holiday special

melifiknow

RFK Puffinstuff

Ralph d. Apel

Kermit and Rowlf on a week long bender.

ERROR 6263

The fall of capitalism as told by Jim Henson.

Brad

Astrogoblin if they were in the Eiffel 65 music video for the hit classic Blue

Haste

Wookie Races (Star Wars x Wacky Races)

Tariq Moustapha

Vox Gobuli! 🫡🙅🏽‍♀️

Leebos

Rain boots that go up to the nipples

Gollum Juice

Astrogoblin Cat Battle Royale

Toots McGavin

Minch paying his respects at Lenin's Mausoleum

bobloblaw_rms

Cheryl finding out that RFK Jr. is having an affair

Carl Weezer

Jacob Fullerton presents: The Vas Defisode

WalkingMirror

Megatron's colonoscopy prep.

Tariq Moustapha

Astrogoblin as an 80s hair metal band in the Mos Eisley Cantina, but Patrick is playing bass just to spite Charlotte

Nibblonians

Dog political yard sign

Dustin Willis

Cenobites Vs Astrogoblins(Charloote, Pattrick & Jakob)

Driftless

Oh no! 50ft tall John Cena has returned and destroyed downtown Cincinnati

Hey Jawnny I'm in Philly for WM XV what's there to do in Philly 25 years ago

Josh sees Blue because he's on that Handy Dandy Galaxy Gas

Bailey ate all the beans

Pack of darts beating a vape with a large pipe

liam

and char char binks

Kochebi

Red snapper Russian roulette

NRay7882

darth paul

Kochebi

Jack Black Loopering himself

griff mat

Sonic the Hedgehog discovers weed but God won't let him smoke it

Kyle Gibbs


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