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I'll get a Crountry Back Supreme 🙏

WalkingMirror

"Bud"

Duncan McNelis

A dystopian YA novel: bottom feeders fight for survival in a world of tops.

Callum

RFK Jr eating pets.

ThirdDeadMan

Pop starlets in a WWE cage match.

Grim Graybeard

Beetlejuice is beetle juiced

Bspike

aliens receiving transgender surgeries on their way to area 51

Alice

Sucking off car exhausts for nickels

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

Jon Voight and dog the bounty hunter huffing gas at a 711

Dobozer420

Patrick actually killing Charlotte, eh with the use of Jacob maybe?

Jonpo

Meerkat Mar-a-Lago

Quarrelsome

Airbud but he’s just a guy

Tyler Wilkins

I know this is my 3rd rec, but hear me out. In the wake of the debate: what if. Trump's Neighborhood pet restaurant ran by jd Vance being a weirdo and harry caray for some reason

My Humaniity

Illegal Alfs preparing a delicious cat in a pot of a marinara sauce like the prison scene in goodfellas. One Alf is using a razor to slice the garlic so thinly that it liquidises with a little oil

Siôn Williamson

Saruman emerges from his tower to address his army (The Woke Mob)

JFactor

Moses with the ten commandments, except the slabs are the ps5 pro and the $700 price tag. In the background: all the people complaining who still play on a 1080p monitor

stuntryder182

Crustacean high school mock debate

ChillyVanilly

they all do fat lines of jingle jangle and fizzle rocks from Hiram's private prison and go write an erowid forum post

Stanky

Erowid X Ikea, fall collection

DylanC

Pet shop that includes the nightmare of that star wars outlaw cat thing with Jacob eyes and mouth

Tomfoolery

sexy biker Gundam in a denim skirt and leather halter top

Stanky

big pharama propaganda gasoline huffing ISNT that bad

Stanky

Jon Voight Debates Freddi fish on who condemns more

phatandlazycow

Astrogoblin as 3 different Elden Lords in combat over control of the The Lands Between

LordZorro

Excalibur but it's a gun stuck in a rock

Sam Collins

Cenobites vs Astrogoblin

Driftless

The ghost of Steve Jobs unveiling the iPhone 69 now with even more woke features

Nick Barnes

The biggest ball of twinks in Minnesota

bobloblaw_rms

Jacob achieving gundam seed freedom

PumaHands

The Electoral College's fursona

LeafoftheVine

Astrogoblin in The Office. Or maybe a blank white page so Patrick can go home and see his kid.

ThirdDeadMan

Storm troopers holding a candle light vigil for their boss. 🕯️

bozzwick

astrogomblimbs in the same space truck with official lot lizzard Ryan

b00n

AstroGoblin Truck Stop hotdogs 2 for 1

NickIsRadford

The games Columbo has on his phone.

Heaps Biggly

BEES?!?

Madame Crouton

I would like to resubmit the opening of 2001 but the monolith is a crisp black pack of darts, and the crew of the enterprise inspecting the mold in JK Rowling’s house.

Honey-Boo-Boo

The Goon Crow (2024)

Brian

3 Doors down performing a baptism while Scott Stapp crucifies himself

Brian

Whale-folk of the midwest

Brian

Passionate Fruit

Dustin Willis

“Life’s like a box of nugz” and its Forest Gump absolutely dinked outta his gourd with a chocolate box full of flower 🌸

Goob

Dandelion Scadutree Tarnished Bake Sale

Toots McGavin

What if the Terminator saved all those animals from the pet store fire in PeeWees Big Adventure.

Claire Myers

The target dog targets a tranquil transponder trying to telepathically put a poop into Patrick’s trousers

Chicofriend

Im a small boy trapped in a well, prompt jarjar binks and shadow man as the matrix

Dr. Deagle

Darth Vader riding his space rig to heaven

Kyle Koehler

A pile of hummbirds versus capcom 4

John Eustice

Celebrity No. 9.

DoomFeather

Patrick angrily driving a truck or spaceship

Quicksandbuddy

Charlotte vs Patrick in a Trick my Truck event

Drew Wagner

Pack of cigs beating a vape with a big stick

liam

Packaging for the Official AstroGoblin Animal Chow Slop

GoodPostReilly

I also had in my notes "Patrick as Putt Putt" but I don't remember writing that so do with it what you will

Harper

astrogoblin and friends as the cast of riverdale

Harper

an opossum and raccoon crew running a scifi space garbage truck like theyre stealing treasure from every stop on their route

Zen Window

yassified tom nook

lexilucy

Kyle McLaughlin attempts stunt on a unicycle (alligators involved?)

Lord of Skunks

Or maybe JD Vance swimming in the Lake of Rot with his shirt on(that new awkward pic of him).

My Humaniity

Jabba the hut, but he has legs and is walking the runway in a 90s themed fashion show.

My Humaniity

Linkin Park concert playing at the scientology convention (Tom Cruise is doing a backflip on a motorcycle)

SteamedJams

The sex shop by Jacob's house as described by Ryan Hailey (call him to complete prompt)

SteamedJams

Astrogoblin as space truckers

Cugi

David Byrne Hitman

Kyall Robinson

Poster for Nick Cave's album tour but he's been listening to Joe Rogan

melifiknow

T2 with Charlotte as the T-1000 trying to kill Patrick but driving a Space Truck in Space.

Spurious Machinery

Edward Cullen sparkly sunscreen infomercial

SteamedJams

…the THIRD worst designed bathroom you’ve ever seen

griff mat

Mormon Creed

Nibblonians

Teach friends to play MTG Clockwork Orange style.

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

A visual representation of every job Patrick’s had (or just the gross ones).

Dean U

Emotional support Nonna

Siôn Williamson

Jesus descending from the heavens, faster than he expected before breaking his ankles.

Bradley Sweeney

Scott Staph infecting the Borscht Belt (or run it through generative fill just for a giggle)

John

The goblins in big knee lover style (I've been rewatching old Hard Nettin')

Joanna

The DEA raids Sesame Street

stushow

Noa (ape) flooding the "seed" vault

mitchshow

Astrogoblin Truck and Tow delivering supplies to the Gathering of the Juggalos.

Tariq Moustapha

Joe Biden Dr. Strangelove

TCKingCeryn

Just a handsome little guy with hammers for hands

Ryan Pelton

Arthur the aardvark being hunted for sport by Jeb bush

Tadhg Harnett

The chillest mummy

dangxious

I know "crountry" is probably already getting old but this is the only thing my brain will allow me to produce lol

Meatshelly

The apotheosis of James Earl Jones

Clay Carroll

Ryan mewing at the Creed concert while talking about Reagan being the best film of 2024

LLPaulJay

Charlotte conquering the Iwo Jima of video games while Patrick and Jacob watch on in horror

NPM

Patrick as a passenger yelling at OJ driving

averybigdeal

RFK Jr.'s brain worm and JK Rowling's mold plan world domination

cptvictor

Minch fighting wildfires thinking of his lovely squeeze yaddle, the symbol that he fights for, at home

Adriano Bacuita

A creed concert but all the people attending are trucks (or truckers) that have big “yeah you would be a creed fan” vibes

Theburningbread

The cast of Reagan showing up to TIFF uninvited

Gollum Juice

Limited time at Taco Bell: the Reagan (2024) Crountry-Wrap Supreme

Meatshelly

All of you as your astrological (Astrogoblinal?) signs

Jonathan Nordman

And behold, it was the fifth horseman, and Hulk Hogan was their steed

Juuso E Salin

Working in illegal diamond mine to afford a PS5 Pro

Phil Golubovich

Astrogoblin after becoming a Russian media op

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

Lord Xenu and Chester Bennington looking down from an airplane spaceship at the new linkin park

Justin Bugala

Leg lengthened astrogoblin joins the ranks of the 1992 USA dream team

Siôn Williamson

A new Pokémon buts it’s just real fucked up and nasty. Just a real dirtbag of a creature.

SundayBest

Harry Caray fronting a Creed reunion concert

theedgeinshow

Spirit Quest Criss Angel giving advice for your gas huffing trip

Chaz Surfboard

The Astrogoblin mascot’s apology youtube video for his big scandal

Madeline Alright

Chris Christie Mindfreak

WalkingMirror

Priscilla Queen of the Desert but in the Mad Max universe

Leebos

A Snake based economy

Bradley Sweeney

Fucking cup of Dunkin

Chris Watson

A truly “wet” sunset

Andrew Sterling

biden shipping off to valinor (+ the ferris wheel that sunk off the nj coast during hurricane sandy)

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

Gigantic Jon Voight vs Lucy the Elephant

Hauntlink

Ronald Reagan playing Iran-Contra on the NES.

Baron Mathot

It’s terf or nothin’ (jk Rowling terfin with other terfs foaming at the mouth with nerf guns filled with T)

Jay Deines


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