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Shallot, Kabob, and Crabstick's Kitchen Nightmares

ben l

Statler and Waldorf in the Pride Parade

JFactor

Mercy killing grover after being run over by a semi.

Tadhg Harnett

Gooch Vader

KaitlinBungHole

abeloth lincoln

griff mat

Patrick's viral load consumes all

Did somebody say boom?

Jorkin' it in the Stripped Club

Whalebone Jack

Oregono. Fettuccini. Bolognese. Cheddar cheese. Hibachi grill. Mr. Fantastic. Tantive IV Alderaan Diplomatic Envoy. Spaghetti.

Chicofriend

MTG as a bulldog

Brovius

O'Shea Jackson Jr returning to his homeland of Ireland

M B

Courtney Love skating a Vert ramp at the Olympics.

Cody Nicholls

Astro gobblin' down some dawgs

Gollum Juice

Spongebob i dont need it seen but its for his vape

SteamedJams

Dora the explorer caught in a saw trap

SteamedJams

Shadowman coming back to make you finish his game. Shadow the hedgehog is there too promoting his new movie

ThePossiblyMike

just an absolute mess of ai slop, cover that canvas in unrecognizable, ungodly creations pls <3

Zach Rigby

A Dianoga (star wars trash compactor monster) has taken Oscar the Grouch's spot on Sesame Street

Alexander Vogt

A realistic two-state solution.

Ryogathelost

Legally Grond (Reese Witherspoon as Morgoth’s hammer or Elle woods as Morgoth)

Jay Deines

A maternity photo shoot for the lovely couple Mike Lindell and Mike Ditka

Bryan Weiss

Cenobite Jacob forces Charlotte & PAtrick to play Shadowman for all eternity

Driftless

Jimmy Neutron being tried for his crimes against humanity

Christopher Garcia

Sy Snoodles being interviewed by Jimmy Fallon, who’s mouth is unhinged like an anaconda from fake laughter

TCKingCeryn

Patrick as John Voights character from the movie holes.

Alfy Red

I've been a nas-tiklo carbon girl

SpaceCat

Tony Soprano eating ceviche.

Miauchanto

A Hard Nettin' callback: the goblins in the style of Big Knee Lover

Joanna

Ms Rachel giving Ted talk about cigarettes being great for kids over 3.

Dustin Willis

Patrick as gothmog. Spreading his viral load across the lands

Drew Yetzke

Grill-Dad/In-Law Watto

Dee

Skidmarked underwear as Rorschach tests for Shadowman

Toots McGavin

your sleeping pets being unearthed as fossils in animal crossing

MyOnlyBlackBudy

Jean-Claude Gun Damme

John

A funeral/proper send off for shadow man 🫡 Or Tom Handsome givin an improper send off #neverforget.

bozzwick

Something to do with resident evil would be alright I reckon

Andy Ley

You guys gotta look up the original Mew-er, Greer Childers, videos! Then put her face on stuff.

Ralph d. Apel

Something with Sasquatch

donaldtello

Lord of the Rings as portrayed by the Sopranos cast

Heaps Biggly

An 80's-esque astrogoblin family photo

Party in a Small box

The newest awful pic of Trump but he’s the wicked witch of the west melting alive

ShinChaos

RFK jr, favoured warrior of Khorne, claims another skull for his collection

Spurious Machinery

RFK Jr. being mauled by a vaccine-wielding zombie bear

Nibblonians

Charlotte getting her revenge on Patrick and pulling an Agent Smith by removing Patrick’s mouth

Drew Wagner

The AstroGoblin office of your dreams

Quicksandbuddy

Create a super group using no musicians, but only sitcom characters

Sean Murphy

An advertisement for Mormon RealDolls

Jake

Movie poster for Twist3r, in which a young tornado joins The Whatever-Fucking-Job(?)-Thats-Called Team to prove they don't just throw cows and kill dads.

Gene Shaughts

Donald Trump wooing Joe Biden back into running for the presidency

cptvictor

Tending my garden of little baby John Woo properties

saaaaaam

Craig Mazin's head on a silver platter being served to Eli Roth and Joe Crombie by a chainsaw-wielding RFK Jr.

Juan A.

Alien Queen Clown clutch quest

PumaHands

Abeloth and Alioth going on a cute dinner date a la Lady and the Tramp.

detranova

Nix from Star Wars Outlaws with a joint dangling from their mouth humiliating Minch Yoda because he came on the sofa (I am so bad at these)

Annabelle W

The evolution line of the Quiznos creature from this commercials

Nick Barnes

Kamala Harris jumping off the top rope to slam either Biden or Hulk Hogan

NukeWarm

I had a REALLY good one but I was high and forgot........

b00n

Saturn devouring his son but it's Stellen Skarsgård and the boys

Phil Golubovich

Astrogoblin as professional wrestlers

Colleen Rock

Ice T's best SVU moments

Chelsea D'Amore

She will stick her fingers into anything you're preparing to taste it then fold her arms over her black leather jacket

NRay7882

Paul F. Atreides

Oisín Connolly

Totes Macgoats buying totes

Ryan Pelton

A visual representation of any of those erowid trip reports, and/or AI interpretation of botiki botiki ga go go ga ga snu snu

Madame Crouton

Animalistic futurism.

ElTacoSpiderrr

John Belushi drinking 1 million beers

Andrew Sterling

planned parenthood food truck?

an0rpm

I just watched Burnt, and this is way too close to home

Leebos

A wee fella huffing jet fuel and touching Conservative God

WalkingMirror

Lego AstroGoblin

nellyfrommovies

A Slim Jim commercial where famous Jims are being "snapped into a Slim Jim"

stushow

A visualization of being high on Nutmeg and Benzos

Mike R

Abeloth the bringer of chaos attempting to earn her 4th Michelin star

NRay7882

Use watermarked assets to recreate any particularly stupid erowid trip as described by the website.

WutangchickeN

Drew Carey is opening a strip club

Hey Jawnny I'm in Philly for WM XV what's there to do in Philly 25 years ago

Alternate Universe Astrogonlin featuring Ella Emhoff, Gus Walz, and Hunter Biden. I'll let you decide who is who.

Tariq Moustapha

Peter Dinklage joins the Renfaire BDSM club

Danny Thrasher

You guys as horrific Dr. Moreau versions of your favorite little farm animals

GoodPostReilly

David Cage's new hit game: Jersey City, Becoming Brat

Leebos

Woke dogs

Bradley Sweeney

The mew of Sauron

Brian

Creed on tour in the Star Wars universe, feat. Zorba the hutt

Juuso E Salin

The arks from 2012 but there's one for furries

Baron Sogz

Astrogoblin NFT

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

Biblically accurate midichlorians

melifiknow

The feeling you get when you cook a good meal.

Brad

Scary Bilbo Patrick

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

steven seagal scurrying across the Russian fields on his belly

Bradley Sweeney

21 ciggy salute at Shadowmans funeral

Brian

The "Where was Gondor" scene but with Joe Biden as the King

Adriano Bacuita

Just the worse looking obstacle course, based on those wooden castle playground

Hauntlink

The Phillie Phanatic, Gritty, Swoop and Franklin the Dog eating a fancy Italian restaurant.

tigerhawk66

Gov. Jesse Ventura reenacting his frogman days in the jungles of Felucia

Siôn Williamson

Hog wrasslin' at the 2028 LA Olympics. Snoop Dogg is there

Robert Fransen

After a freak mishap during Patrick’s recent leg lengthening surgery. He has been left with impossibly large sideburns :(

Siôn Williamson

Original Recipe Home-grown Huffin Gas

Chaz Surfboard

Patrick the Gathering

Daniel Johansen

Wet t-shirt contest at Arrakis spring break. (They’re spitting on each other)

Seth Heder

Rfk the hutt

Dr. Deagle


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