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COMMENT ‘SHOP 6 PROMPT

Charlotte’s ready to cook, but Patrick and Jacob forgot to buy ingredients! Oh well. What’re we making, gobblers?

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Fly like a cheadle

Ryogathelost

make some good ol' gabagool out of a Minch leg.

b00n

As a bit of fun back and forth with Ryan Hailey for picture in picturing people's content, photoshop Ryan into some sort of shenanigans, even better if you can make it a goofy picture in picture scene.

McRaeWrites.com

Italian Instagram Guy wins the election

saaaaaam

Astro Baby Goblin Genius

IcarusAiden

Imagine if you will, a series of Jacobs combined into a horrific chimera known as the mega Jacob (I’m talking bout a Jacob megazord from the power ranger

Dave from accounting

A ghoul, and one more ghoul perhaps?

Mr penis

A muscular chorus singing to Chris Kattan

GoodPostReilly

The cover to astrogoblins first erotic novel

Dazz86

Nonna's famous mood soup

Momopops

Patrick drinking seltzer out of the Stanley Cup.

Just Joe

ryan grafted to bass from dead or alive but also as an elden ring boss

nicksmizzle

Ryan growing off of the back of Martin Scorsese like a siamese twin

Mike R

Animorph style cover of Chris Pratt turning into a rat

Haste

Death comes for Goldar, in his own Zord

Spurious Machinery

Are you hungry? Same here you know what I’m craving crazily some roast beef from my local arbys for the whole month of June our classic Roast Beef Classic is 2 for 6 hell even our chicken and mozz sticks are 2 for 6 cause America why not, but remember arbys we got the fucking meat!

Pizza-Senpai

Recast of Showgirls with the female Gremlin from Gremlins

Marie Cuccia

All the versions of Jon Voigt from the Baby Genius’ jawn battling in mad max thunderdome situation

Matthew

JK Rowling having gender reassignment surgery whilst watched by the ghost of Michael Gambon

Dave Funnell

The spirit of Jon Bon Jovi evaporating from a bonfire at sunrise

Edgar Kracis

a Herd of Ford F-150s nesting around the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid like in a nature documentary

Phil Golubovich

A presidential debate between Shadowman and Tom Handsome

Garry

An advertisement for the Ryan+ subscription service

Dean U

I second John Voight as an erect snake

Jon

A big ol bowl of Patter’s Shipwreck Soup™

SundayBest

Insane Goblin Posse

Kyle Chapman

William T. Riker reflecting on a life of poor choices.

James

Anita Bryant being crushed and eaten by a giant monster

nicktelecast .

Spider-Man in line at the dmv renewing his license

theletterj

Astrogoblin summoning a tulpa of Chris Pratt

Haste

The Edmund Fitzgerald celebrating its birthday at the bottom of Lake Superior

Chelsea D'Amore

Movie poster for the Creed musical, "Where Blind Men See" starring Scott Stapp and the AstroGoblins as different members of the band.

cptvictor

Minch's Bayou Beignets

Devon Grey

Visual depiction of an Ernest trap

Jake

Astrogoblin participates in the Paris river poop protests.

Dean U

Jacob and Patrick licking the Cheeto dust from each other's fingers

Barnaby Jordan

De-aged King Charles starring as the villain in the next baby genius movie

David U

John Voight as an erect snake

Asa Gray

Patrick defending the state of Minnesota from Ronald Reagan in 1984

Benjamin Scheidecker

The Terminator arrives in a Hot Topic. He needs your clothes, your boots, and your accessories.

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

The first annual gathering of the committe for gatekeeping, gaslighting and girlbossing

Hey Jawnny I'm in Philly for WM XV what's there to do in Philly 25 years ago

taking questionable advice from one's dad

biscuit tornado

crustacean flavoured protein powder, preworkout, etc.

an0rpm

Alan Wake Wakeboarding away from the ghosts

SteamedJams

Jesse Ventura: Pet Detective

WalkingMirror

Ratatouille with John Holland as the chef and the astrogoblins as rats arguing about ingredients

Adriano Bacuita

Ron Perlman giving in to the voices

SteamedJams

Sleep paralysis jehovahs witness mosquito

SteamedJams

Steven Segal as a elden ring omen

Aksel Lessum

An accurate depiction of Nancy behind the MGM lot.

Dean U

jon voight mech remote piloted by c. thomas howell

biscuit tornado

President Astrogoblin addressing the nation for the first time

Chaz Surfboard

G. Gundam Liddy breaking into the watergate hotel to bug the DNC's Phones.

Baron Mathot

im hungry for a spit roasted joe biden please

Catsfiddle

Long jacob and Wide patrick holding up a bank of america

Sean Banne

Swamp Gundam

Jonathon Brege

The baby geniuses at a press conference to apologize for Jon Voight's use of Black face.

Subtle Spell

Turg, Jim Pickens

Lewis

First thing that came to mind with no context. British Crypto Zoo.

Hauntlink

The comment shop storefront, run by evil jon favreau

Star Journeyfriend


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