Jurassic Crisis
Added 2016-01-27 18:05:21 +0000 UTCAssumptions... XD
Also I'm soon going to upload the updated-shaded version of the trio comic :)
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30 seconds later: look I'm telling you she couldn't see us, it must have been a coincidence
Tyrion13
2016-01-29 20:30:05 +0000 UTChahaha XD
Karbo
2016-01-29 17:05:24 +0000 UTCLike Cousarmy said, she would probably observe them for a moment to see what happens XP
Karbo
2016-01-29 17:04:54 +0000 UTCsans doute la seconde solution XD
Karbo
2016-01-29 17:03:39 +0000 UTChaha yeah I heard about that indeed ^^
Karbo
2016-01-29 17:03:11 +0000 UTCthank you :)
Karbo
2016-01-29 16:27:23 +0000 UTCmy job here is done then ! XD
Karbo
2016-01-29 16:27:11 +0000 UTCMy, you certainly spared no expense!
Enigmatic Jester
2016-01-29 08:03:33 +0000 UTCThe air churned and rippled through the lush tropical vegetation. Robert Muldoon's cigarette lit a dim beacon in the gloom of the windy night. Trouble is coming, he thought to himself. In the distance he could hear the whine of heavy machinery and the raucous noises of nervous workers, bringing their precious cargo closer and closer to the destination. Muldoon flicked away his cigarette. The wind caught it and he lost sight of the faint embers disappearing into the night. "Muldoon! Special delivery for you!" A man in tan overalls with a black "FP" embroidered on the chest emerged from the brush. "Hey... you..." Muldoon recognized the man but couldn't remember his name. "Jones...?" "For the hundredth time, it's Jennings." Muldoon fumbled with his lighter and lit another cigarette. "Oh, sorry Jennings, I couldn't recognize you with how dark it is and all," he lied. As if in response to his comment, the paddock lights activated with a hum and flooded the area with light. The two workers stood dwarfed by the titanic pen. "Why the hell are we doing this at nighttime again?" asked Jennings. Muldoon blew out a cloud of smoke. "The creature is diurnal. Awake during the day, sleeps at night. Makes her easier to move. Plus, overtime pays double." Jennings looked incredulous. "Seriously? You don't think loading her into a big ass box is going to wake her up a bit? Or hell, even piss her off more?" The pair watched as an immense cage slowly pushed through the brush toward the gate, lifted by a gargantuan transport vehicle. The cage itself was about five stories tall, and Muldoon marveled that his employer even had a vehicle capable of moving such an object. Engineers buzzed around the cage, making sure that it wasn't going to tip or come loose. At long last, it stopped at the entrance to the paddock. It was Muldoon's time to take charge. "Gatekeeper, open the gate!" he commanded. No one moved. "Did I stutter?" he barked. Engineers exchanged confused looks. Muldoon glared at Jennings. "What, me?" Jennings asked. "I'm just an intern." "And?" "Whatever, I'll do it. Where are the controls?" "Ha. Funny." Muldoon smirked. "Climb up to the top of the cage and pull the door open." It took Jennings a moment to realize Muldoon wasn't joking. "Dude, it's a five story tall door. And I have to stand inside the pen while I lift it, if I even can. There's no way it was designed this way!" "It uses pulleys or some modern magic like that," Muldoon explained. Don't worry. You'll be able to lift it." "And about being inside of the cage?" Muldoon blew out a puff of smoke. "Like I said before, diurnal. You'll be fine." Seeing that his protests were falling on deaf ears, Jennings grumbled and started climbing the ladder. When he reached the top, he paused to take a breather. "Gatekeeper, open the gate!" Muldoon called up. "Dammit!" Jennings cursed. "Ok, ok. I'm moving." He moved to the gate mechanism and studied it. The gate had rails running down its length, so he'd be able to pull it up. "Grrrrrrrrgghhh!" He pulled upward. The gate lifted a few meters. He stopped, panting. "That's good!" Muldoon called from below. "Keep going!" The gate groaned another time, but it rattled to a stop, apparently caught on something. "Why did you stop?" shouted Muldoon from below. Muldoon peered around the corner and saw the blockage. "OK! I see it!" He pointed toward the jammed pulley. "You have to climb down the front of the cage and clear that out!" "Like hell!" "Gatekeeper doesn't get his paycheck until he opens the gate!" Muldoon called back. "I'm an intern, you idiot!" Jennings shouted down. "Same thing! Now get the gate!" A few moments passed as Jennings made up his mind. Finally, he swung himself onto a ladder on the front of the cage and started to make his way down. He reached the pulley, only about six meters off the ground, and started pulling out the green blockage. Muldoon tossed away his cigarette and lit another one. He noted with irritation that it was the last one in his pack. "Keep going, you're almost there! Let's finish this quickly." "Yeah, yeah, whatever you..." The cage lurched. Jennings cried out in surprise as he lost his footing and fell from the ladder, landing on his back in the soft brush below. Muldoon watched as the cage appeared to slowly open itself. "What the hell...?" His cigarette fell from his lips. He could see enormous fingertips pulling upward on the bottom of the door, forcing the cage open. Jennings, dazed, stood and looked back at the cage, not registering what was happening. As he came to his senses, his expression changed to one of shock. "Oh shit!" He turned to run, but an enormous hand swept out of the cage and caught him mid stride. Engineers scrambled and ran for their lives. Muldoon, technically still in command, cried out "Shoot her!" He grabbed a passing engineer by the shoulder and shook the man. "Shoooot her!" The engineer pushed off Muldoon's grip. "With what? They've got us equipped with pocket tasers and whistles. It wont do shit against that thing!" Muldoon, helpless, watched as the giant hand pulled Jennings back into the cage. He fell to his knees and cried out, "Nooooo! It took Johns!!!" "Asshole!" the distant response came from within the cage. Then Muldoon heard a loud gulp, and silence returned to the tropical night.
SenecaHyde
2016-01-29 05:34:10 +0000 UTChahahaha not bad at all XD
Karbo
2016-01-29 01:12:38 +0000 UTCHahaha! Ohh, this one made me laugh out loud. xD And Crisis's expression is sooo adorable here . . . I just can't resist that face. x3
PrinnyDood
2016-01-28 13:03:19 +0000 UTCI wonder if she would play along with the theory, just to see how long they'd stay still.
cousarmy0001
2016-01-28 09:42:54 +0000 UTCNice :-)
cousarmy0001
2016-01-28 09:41:30 +0000 UTCNot that I don't believe you, but how exactly does one prove that an animal that has been extinct for millenia could see or not see based on movement?
cousarmy0001
2016-01-28 09:41:06 +0000 UTCGood idea, love the work
TENEB99
2016-01-28 04:11:04 +0000 UTCIronically, Malika would be closer to I-Rex than Anmna, being that her body was already spliced once as a child, and the magical properties engineered into her cause her to actively take on certain properties of species she shares enough genetic material with.
turboman500
2016-01-28 03:59:10 +0000 UTC:P
Karbo
2016-01-28 01:03:52 +0000 UTCI have a couple more funny ones coming up XD
Karbo
2016-01-28 01:03:41 +0000 UTCWould you perhaps call this a "Dino Crisis"? Anyway, Jurassic Park is probably my favorite movie, and seeing it mixed with Felarya has unfortunately caused a power surge in my brain. So here's all the Jurassic Park jokes that ran through my head in the span of 1.7 seconds after seeing this sketch: -"That's how it all starts. 'Ooh, aaahhh.' But then there's running, and, and screaming!" -Crisis thinking "Eh, no wonder you're extinct." -"We're gonna make a vore-tune off this place." (sorry) -"Ah-ah-ah! You didn't say the magic vore'd!" (DOUBLE SORRY) -(After his friends bail) "See, here I am now sitting by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. That's, that's chaos." -"Crisis doesn't want to fed; she wants to hunt!" -"You stood on the shoulders of giantesses to eat something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you captured it, teased it, and slapped it in a plastic lunchbox, and now... you're eating it." -"God creates dinosaur. God destroys dinosaur. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates giantess. Giantess eats man. Giantess eats woman. Giantess eats EVERYONE." -"Anyone hear that? It's a, um, a stomach growl, that's what it is. I'm fairly alarmed here." And I can't help but want to see Crisis Rex fight Indominus Anna, since she's also a hybrid.
Enigmatic Jester
2016-01-27 23:31:51 +0000 UTCI remember reading the Novel. Yeah in the book there's some differences between the movie. For example in the Movie the Lawyer is a well.. Lawyer and gets eaten on the throne. In the book the Lawyer is actually not only a nice guy and a Family man but actually a pretty athletic well built guy. Oh and Jeff Goldblum's character dies in the book right away.
Merku
2016-01-27 23:28:21 +0000 UTCI believe in the novel it's clarified that the T-Rex's visual impairment is due to a flaw in the genetic structure from when they cloned it. Likewise, the raptors are oversized and the Dilophosaurus is undersized. And of course, the dinosaurs don't have any feathers, though this can be explained by the fact that A) the science on that was inconclusive at the time the novel/first movie was made, and B) the frog DNA has made them look more reptilian. Dr. Wu basically says that this is done intentionally for marketing purposes in Jurassic World, which applies to the movies themselves.
Enigmatic Jester
2016-01-27 23:07:27 +0000 UTCFunny thing about it to me is that the theory that a T-Rex's vision is based on movement is completely false. It's been proven that you could stand still in front of them and they could still see you just fine =p
Alex Willson
2016-01-27 21:57:05 +0000 UTCJe sais pas si Crisis fait cette tête parce que la technique marche ou parce qu'elle se dit qu'ils sont cons! XD
Taiki Sensei
2016-01-27 20:43:50 +0000 UTCI feel like she would have too much fun playing with them to actually eat them lol.
Andrew
2016-01-27 20:43:04 +0000 UTCJe sais pas si Crisis fait cette tête parce que la technique marche ou parce qu'elle se dit qu'ils sont cons! XD
Taiki Sensei
2016-01-27 20:40:37 +0000 UTCNow you see the only reason he's telling them to stay still...is so HE can run off while they distract the clever girl! :P
Asuroth
2016-01-27 20:37:02 +0000 UTCHaHa XD this actually could have worked if she was a dinosaur. In this special case however.................... well they've just become naga food unless Crisis actually finds what they're doing amusing enough to let them go (due to her "Highly Specialized " predation tier I pretty much doubt that though ^^; ) .
JohnboyX
2016-01-27 20:21:29 +0000 UTCOkay the only thing funnier then him using the "Their Vision is based on movement" Logic would be if it actually works.
Merku
2016-01-27 19:26:02 +0000 UTCOkay, I lol'd.
Cog
2016-01-27 19:23:15 +0000 UTCI love when you do sketches like this
Nick2802
2016-01-27 18:49:34 +0000 UTC... But their appetite on sight alone...
nostromo
2016-01-27 18:16:59 +0000 UTCHaha he looks like he's about to sprint off and leave them with her!
Jimmypootron
2016-01-27 18:11:24 +0000 UTC
