XaiJu
dungeonsanddads
dungeonsanddads

patreon


[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 4 - Crimson Tide

CW: Violence, Profanity, Sexual Content

Join the Nadite people in their continuing journey for survival, as they take on the fearsome, and weirdly flirty, Crimson Crocodile. The murderous power-couple, Boofo Prime and Paul Atredeez Nuts seek to take the throne from Orb Scryer, Boofo Hero of the Hunt. The young Jiminy Christmas finds his own source of ultimate power, while the apathetic Screaming Antelope Defeater experiences the most EPIC of heart diseases.

Nad Pod as the survivors leave it. A bustling town of 9 stay behind, to enjoy the meat of the Antelope, the flesh of Dark Brandon, and the sweet smell of Ammonia. 

---

THE HUNT

We added the Crimson Crocodile as a hunt. However, it is an alternate option for the prologue. So here are some of the adorable pictures from its fairy tale opening.

Our cute little croc sleeps on a full stomach.

Until something (a bunch of wandering idiots like us) wakes it up. 


None of the pictures in the rule book show the survivors doing well.

THE CRIMSON CROCODILE

Below are beauty shots of the miniature, cause all the Daddies are astonished at how good Matt’s painting is on this one. It’s worth just savoring for a moment. Seriously, we all, the Daddies here talking, just can’t stop ourselves from telling Matt how talented he is. We just can’t get enough of that smooth airbrushed transition between the warm and cool tones. We’re so lucky to have him. 

Look at the way those eyes pop!

Looks even cooler from the front. Does look a bit like Scrat from Ice Age though.

Really tough to pick what angle Matt’s miniature looks best from.

Okay, onto the hunt.

Here’s our boy Jiminy standing in the blood pool. 

Boofo, Hero of the Hunt, standing on his Stone Face like the tactical genius he is. 

A close up of the stone faces hiding in the finger spine.

The tragic death of Screaming Antelope Defeater. And the tragic destruction of one of Matt’s minis cause someone can’t handle their temper!

If only diagonal spaces counted as adjacent, perhaps our dear survivor would have. . . survived. 

---

THE SETTLEMENT

Here is the gear we took on our battle, as well as the Twilight Sword Dr. Gess got from the Hooded Knight.

The building we got for defeating the Crimson Croc, and our new innovation.

The aforementioned, Hooded Knight. As you can see, it is not a walking penis. 

---

And next month…

THE BUTCHER COMES TO NAD POD!

[Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 4 - Crimson Tide [Bonus] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 4 - Crimson Tide

Comments

I love you Buffo Hero of the Hunt played by Ralph Fiennes

Nolan

THE AIRBRUSHING IS INSANE

evie smeevie

Will getting to the spot where he was ready to swing like crazy just for the crocodile to shift over slightly. I was rolling

Tony Loch

I read stone fox

Coleman

Absolutely read Stone Fox in 3rd grade. That ending still sucks with me as one of the saddest things I've ever read

Alex Pierce

I don’t feel that way at all. It sounds like they’re a group of really good friends and if you listen to all the content, every single one of them has a “take over the podcast” moment several times. Matt just seems really excited that his friends and fans are into this game he’s invested a lot in.

Maddi Day

Not really. This group is wildly unhinged lmao someone has to keep them at least somewhat in check.

Ian Francis

Matt has serious control issues

Marbeline

Happy Will is the cutest thing this episode gave us

Oscar Ayala Santos

They are! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6h1RMN38pV5rhx12iAr9yv

Brian Fernandes

Can this be put on spotify :(

Meow Meow

Matt’s paintjobs are incredible! 👏🏻

David Resoluth

I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in a single episode before as I have in this one! Freddies old man voice had me in tears😂 This series is even more nuts than Paul whats-his-nuts!

David Resoluth

Boofo Prime was originally Mama Daddy and Boofo the Hunter’s daughter but somehow had a daughter with Beth’s character who’s also a woman and now they just refer to them as he. I think they forgot🤷‍♀️

Andrea Rosado Quiñones

Wow. That image of the knocked down woman piece is, ah… quite provocative.

Hapyy

IM A REAL STONE FOX ENJOYER

Sammie Alibasic

Trying to keep up to date with the settlement members names (the non OG crew or babies) So far I have Dr Jes, Son UV Boofo, screaming antelope defeater, Orb, Sergio, Joker Baby and Woke Campus Who am I missing?

Ellie Stephenson

Okay wait Matt is really talented with painting these things

Maxine Hayes

I'm here for Will's bitterness over the bathos of Screaming Antelope Defeater

Jennifer Rose

This is far and away my favorite thing the Daddies have ever done! It is hilarious and I feel like I'm actually hanging out with my friends. Even if all the Wills die please don't stop!

Cassandra Heno

I need more of this. Please keep going!

Zach Silva

This is the best thing ever. Matt's painting is really good too

Jiggly Cyanide

Been loving kingdom death monster. it's even better hearing mat get so into something please keep it going!.

CIPHER

This is not warhammer

Yoka

Listening back to this and figuring out that: Paul is the parent of jimify Christmas and boofo prime was the other parent who Paul killed so poor jimify who’s parent murdered the other

Yoka

The Boofo line is too confusing to think about. Just don’t worry about it 😂

Alex Suciu

What the actual fuck, Orb?

Bishibosh44

Christian Sanchez

Just getting around to this episode! Our teacher read Stone Fox in 3rd grade during reading time and I started bawling. She said I could leave the room if I wanted. I think about that book like once a month. Banger move on the old racer to stave off the other ones so the kid could carry his fuckin dead dog across the finish line 🥺

T Dot the Hustler

I have no idea what’s going on but I love this. I need more boofo in my life!

Smaff

Man we really missed out in sweet James Scrap God

Sido Hikami

I’m confused I thought bootho de pepo was the daughter of bootho of the hunt but then changed their name to bootho prime so all the stuff about father and son was incorrect and then also when the daughter said about the brother right? Or am I wrong? We need a family tree for this show

Yoka

Yeah honestly I want this more then season 3 right now xD

Yoka

More like Paul Betraydeeznuts

Marcel Cabato

Give us more

The Real Canadian Morgan Man

This game really brings out that “board game night” energy from the dads. It pretty quickly became my favorite side series

TristanMB

when is the new kdm coming out is been so long

Rayopaw

I accidentally sped up the scene when boofo hero of the hunt and boofo prime are arguing over the final kill and I just thought that yeah. Things are getting pretty heated, everyone is just talking like crazy now. Highly recommend from 1:00:00 to do 1.5x speed lmao

Holland Engele

Ya I forgot they were touring.

Seansquatch17

Maybe because of the tour?

The Shim Sham Man .

Freddies old man voice may be my new favorite daddies voice

The Shim Sham Man .

Now I'm worried Boofo, Hero of the hunt will die next year since Paul's the murderer. At least Son of Boofo is still around, so the family lineage won't fall onto Jiminy Christmas

Trevor Thomas

Plllleeeeaasseeeee morrreeeeeee this game is so fun!!

Evan

I know yall have been on tour, but I'm DYING for the next installment of kingdom dad monster. Just tell me this series is sticking around.

NJL Productions8314

Why no new episode?!

Seansquatch17

After Doctor Jess and Orb inevitably bed dance, the child should called Sworb.

Joshua Panter

I love the way this game allows for new character creation!! Fuck yeah y'all rock for this

Hana and Theo Tar Technoblade Brouse

funny how this has become my comfort series

hal

Matt it's mentioned you have several expansions. Any chance you could make a guide for folks looking to get the game? Essentials, quality of life extras to buy, recommended expansions etc. Your enthusiasm is infectious 🙂

Robbie Lowry

I love Orb, so much

BörkBörk

I’ve listened to this series so many times

GhostBrod

I gotta get this game. It's spendy but I think it might be worth it. Please name somebody Tess Tickle.

Seansquatch17

I'm showing this mini series to my wife on our travels this week and shes Loving it. If you look at comments for a name please do either myself or her? Lorelei or Kyra. We are fine being used however as long as you don't somehow turn us into republicans

Lorelei The Succubi Grinchomancer and Kyra her Dad

This is outstanding. I finally signed up for Patreon specifically for this. Also just bought a copy of KDM for my own misadventures.

Josh Kerrigan

inlove these never stop

Rayopaw

I hope we get another one soon

JD Lowhorn

I'm loving this! Even though it's a board game it's still really fun to listen to. Can't wait for more!

Robbie Lowry

@1:21:22 Woke Campus omg

Addi Penry

I’ve already re-listened 3 times. Please make more 🙏. Also Mat your encouraging my bad financial habits

i_choke_on_legos

Freddie needs to never stop being Freddie.

Darryl Holiday II

Finally became a patrion subscriber a few days ago and DAMN! What a gold mine I have been missing out on. I love everything, but this show kicks so much ass. I haven't laughed this much in a while. Big shout outs to Will and his bad luck characters. Some of my favorites.

Levi Mock

It’s been almost two weeks since this came out.. and I think about Matt’s “he-heh” wink at 47:43 at least once a day…

Jamie Santiago

Stone Fox crowd represent

Ryderius

Really enjoying this series!

Josh Fernands

The change in theme song threw me off a little. I have such a love for this series.

Anibelle Brott

This is honestly becoming one of my favorite ones so far Matt as "DM" is an experience we've needed since the beginning it has Ron and Darrel with Doug's family vibes for sure.

James Sutherland

The character sheets should be made of rice paper so the fallen can be divided and consumed as foretold.

Brent A

The crowd yearns for more kingdom Beth monster

Matthew Hasenauer

Best series yet. Can’t wait for more. Makes me want to purchase the game. Gonna check it out during the Black Friday sales everyone online says they do. I’ve been wanting a board game like this. Thanks for the episodes and I hope Will can survive one year lol.

GrassCobra

I loved Sone fox as a kid!! I instantly knew you were referring to searchlight’s heart exploding :((

Esme Singer

Please never stop making this

TCasagni

I feel like Will dies every episode lol

Tony Swagman

Damn Will’s Cake pull went hard af

Thorbjørn Pihl

Will experiencing some genuine bleed this session. Bro you ok?

Coda (in sensitivity training) Blaze

We know Freddie is going to this literally every game. They have to expect it by now haha

Toasty

Even the print your own price is nuts

Toasty

“We should’ve been artists,” are such badass last words. Damn Will

Toasty

so boofo hero of the hunt is sending out his kids to do chores for some limited tv time... even this series returns to dad roleplay content

hal

My husband and I choked at Sweet James. We’ve been making jokes about those billboards for years.

Kerry Wilson

"Grim dark fantasy has never been sillier" - IGN, probably

Matthew Hayden

Would it be possible to get 2 of these a month? I love this series!

Clymore

🎵 99 finger spines go byyy

Jaime Timesamillion

“One hop this this time” had me screaming 💀

Filthy Guppy

Hey if you feel like inviting some of us lmao I looked at the price and my wallet decided against getting it

Caleb Jay

I love the main series, been listening since it started, but this series might be some of my favorite episodes so far! Ended up getting the game to try myself after listening

Will Dotson

Need a downvote button for this slander 😂

BrianLeFev

Love love love this series! Keep relistening each new episode!

Noelle Bartley

I can't count how many times i've replayed the first 5 minutes of this.

HogeyBear

I told star wars 😂😂😂

Tinyhumanbrain76

The “bloodletting” in micky mouse voice almost made me spit out my drink

Tinyhumanbrain76

Not even 5 min in and Freddie has me dying 💀

Cianan

This has quickly become a favorite series of mine!!!

Dallas West

Superb series and likely the closest I will ever get to this beautiful mess of a game.

Daniel Atkinson

This series is absolutely fantastic. Please don't stop!

Lewis H

I love this idea of you guys describing the monster and having us draw it!

Lily M.

This series is so incredible it has made me consider spending over 400 euros on a board game

Tomas Werner

I LOVE this series! Please keep it going!!

Stormy Dawn

Its so funny tbh

Tinyhumanbrain76

Wills luck 😂😂 lmaoo omg L

Tinyhumanbrain76

flawless recovery

Ashley Nicollette

New here, don’t they have two murder skulls now?

Gurpgork Baksheesh

Bruh.. Beth saying fuck sesh in that messed up voice made my silk pants tight as heck.. lmfao

ChamorroJesus671

pour one out for Will this episode 😔 rip

t-birthofsin

Pulled up to Walmart with my window down right when Freddy says, "alright I'm gonna spread feces all over myself" and someone was walking by my car and I caught their confused eye to which I just said, "it's a podcast" then put the car in reverse and left

withinmyself

Call me biased but I think Matt's figures look amazing

bellicorn1

Please never stop kingdom dad monster!!

Savon Thompson

I wonder how Matt feels planning the whole game out, just for Freddie to be the main character.

Oh Lordii

This is first campaign quality

Peydon Bush

I could listen to a full season of this series. My favorite side content yet

TJ Middleton

I could be wrong, but I get the vibe that there were some bong rip noises being edited out of this one 😂

Cass

Vote for orb !

Curtis Burns

This is a bit off topic but Matt’s love for grotesque abominations as he describes the gator is amazing . I know that Matt enjoys Cronenberg style effects but does anyone know if they ever mention Peter Jackson and his Camp horror like Braindead/dead-alive?

Tsunny Boi

The music from The Mist behind this is perfection

Namedafterabook

please tell Beth May I appreciate her My Immortal reference

Rebecca

Love this series.. Although, i am a little disappointed no one made a Diablo reference.

UrdnotVick

Pour one out for Screaming Antelope

sven sven

Freddie’s old guy voice is incredible

Ethan

Holy shit Matt, that's 'Eavy Metal level of painting skills! Please, PLEASE do something GW-related. A whole Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay or even a Mordheim campaign with your miniatures could be a hit

Alessandro Mognoni

Beth I can't believe you made me remember I read Stone Fox and was devastated by it!

Kass N.

“you’re food now” is crazy💀

the slunch

Are we renaming this series “Everyone vs. Freddie” 😂

Ellen H.

“Death count for cutie” WHAT A PUN

Gabi El-Massri

Beth. You killed me with that reference. It was buried!

Matt Bond

Yeeees!

Ryan

“Crimson”

Ian Hamilton

Beth unlocked a CORE MEMORY with that Stone Fox reference!

Jem

ALL PRAISE BOOFO, HERO OF THE HUNT

Jim McAllister

Anthony's reaction to Boofo Dying was hilarious hahahah. Love this series!!

Verag

this is literally my favorite series - what a perfect mass of their improv and fun

gilmobb

Loving this series and honestly waited all month for more. Please keep playing this 🙏 this is one of those awesome games that no matter how good I know I would never have the time to play personally, so hearing yall (a group with incalculable combined silly and goofy energy) is perfection

Stefanie Wang

I really want Boofo to give birth to the messiah

Ari Cohen

Love this series and love Freddy... but about to voice an unpopular opinion, but I'm ready for the Boofo bloodline to be cleansed from that realm

Brandon Bicknell

Beth why did you make me think about “My Immortal” in the year 2024

Ashley Marion Biehl

Freddie actually is the mc, its everybody else who doesn't know it.

WickedChild95

I feel spoiled with this. Need more. Shut up and take my money.

Andrew

Stone Fox is the first story I remember sobbing about in second grade while reading it in class.

Emma Huckstadt

Honestly my favorite miniseries so far

Arowe

So good! keep playing!

Benjamin Senior

I’m listening to this at work and had to shut my door because I’m laughing so much. Great job! Loving this series!

JusticeG

no he knows, the bit of his characters is that they always are full of themselves

ElliotGrapeEater

can’t afford this game so have to settle for listening to the epic telling of these tales XD LOVE THIS so much

Jay M

Wow you can’t even be Will anymore, because of Woke.

Troy Schuler

Made even more funny by the fact that Sonof Buffo was created from one of the first 10 , and is not actually a descendant of ‘hero’ Buffo. :).

Arkole Blake

This is fantastic please keep this going

Az law

ITS MIDNIGHT AND I HAVE A 9AM MEETING TOMORROW BUT I JUST SAW THIS WAS UP! Who needs sleep!? 😬

Iris Somera

The editing on Matt's seductive giggles was so funny 🤣

smeeth

Freddie always puts 100% enthusiasm into his own bits for an audience of only himself. Truly an inspiration!

Hydra465

Matt, you really snapped with this mini!

Jolene Roberts

I love this series but my only complaint is the same one I always have that I wish Freddy would just learn already he’s not the main character

Gvnnerisdead No

Beth ripped the memory of stone heart somewhere from the deep recesses of my MIND bro

Jamie Burke

Lets goo! Can't wait for my next shift to listen to them all in my grader🤓

Azak

The paint job on the minis looks really good.

Eric Willey

I love this lol

Mason Gauden

Enjoying this so much.

Gmork

Yes I am so glad you are continuing this series it is awesome

Stuart Gresham

That last man standing joke deserves a lot more credit than it got 😂

J.K.Migraine

Was listening to this with headphones in and one of my AirPods died right when Freddy said “oh we’ll be over here” at 1h27min; thought it was an edited in joke and now I wish it was lmao

Bailey Shelton

I want a T shirt with Tim Allen's face on it that just says "terrified apathy"

James Arbogast

They are for sure high as shit this episode.

James Arbogast

Welcom to buffos and co, the greatest sitcom of all time

SonOfABoofo

That STONE FOX pull

Bam Nordentoft

Let’s gooooo

Harvie Taylor

I love it when Matt and Freddie argue like brothers 🤣 you can really feel the love lmfao!

Kacey

Finally!!!!!!

Unintentionally EDGY

I need video for the next session like they had in the Lego Episode!

Matt Albrinck

Stone heart sounds vaguely familiar

SwoopDoesntKnow

So…is Paul wearing Beth’s skull on top of the other skull?? Like a “Caps for Sale” situation? Or do they switch off on which one they’re wearing??

Peter Blenski

I look forward to every episode of Kingdom Dad Monster

Ryan Freeman

I can honestly say this is my favorite thing to listen to right now.

Hunter Lewis

Beth always has the funniest characters lmao

Spencer Powell

OH MY GOSH HUH??? YES!!!

Alex Suciu

I went home for Christmas this past year and I found stone fox in my old bedroom. I opened the book, skimmed the last few pages, burst into tears, then went downstairs for dinner. A universal experience, I assume.

Heather VP

Yaaay!!!! I was worried we weren't getting content today for some reason!!!

Hollywood _2001

Boofo the hero of that hunt

Creekie05

Amazing to see after work! Can't wait to see you guys Friday woot woot!

Ethan Young

YES YES YES YES

SpecDad

Dam Matt wasn't lieing it was soon

Riley Coudal

Hell yea! I needed something for my run!

Mike Meyers

Hell yeah, post workout kingdom dad monster

Ryken Wright

Third!! 🤩🤩

Tony K

Hell yeah, i've been waiting for this

McKenzie

First. Also, this show is so amazing!

The Overthinker


More Creators