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[BONUS] Kingdom Dad Monster - Ep. 1 - Founding Fathers
Added 2024-02-13 19:31:44 +0000 UTC
CW: Violence, Profanity, Sexual Content
Join us in the dark mysterious fantasy world of Kingdom Death Monster, a boutique settlement roleplaying miniatures game that Matt spent way too much money on. Four naked and terrified survivors awaken from their dreamless sleep, fight their first horrific monster, and start their first settlement in a desperate attempt to bring light to an infinite darkness.
Introduction
Once upon a time, there was a place of carved stone faces. A man with a lantern lay sleeping a dreamless sleep. The man knew nothing.
One day, the man woke up. He rubbed the dried ink caked over his eyes and opened them. Around him, he saw other people stirring, and beyond, a horizon of unbroken darkness.
A woman approached the man with the lantern. Her soft hand reached out to him. They had no words. They were a mystery to each other.
Suddenly, a monster emerged from the darkness, its eyes wild with hunger. It attacked.
The people were no match for the monster. It tore their flesh and crushed their bones between its teeth. Some, it devoured whole.
Overcome with terror and grief, the man with the lantern collapsed to the ground. Cold stone noses pushed into his side. There was no escape.
But the man did not want to die. Desperately grasping at the cold stone faces, he felt a crack, and tore at it with all his might. A piece of stone came free. It was sharp and deadly.
The man with the lantern scrambled to his feet, his weapon clenched in his fist. He took a deep breath and roared into the darkness.
Somewhere in the place of stone faces, nameless men stand together. They have nothing but a need to survive and a lantern to light their struggle.
The White Lion
The laser cut wood character tracker thing we mention (that Matt painstakingly assembled for each of us)
Our Population and Settlement Sheet
We'll be updating these sheets as the series goes on!
A light appears on the horizon. From its origin, rolling masses of storm clouds approach the settlement, soaking everything in perpetual sheets of stale-smelling rain. Sudden flash floods, burning winds, and periods of strobing lightning continuously plague the settlement, leaving the
Next Time... we hunt... the Gorm!
Comments
KDM creator just showing off that he can draw hands tbh
Mitochondria
2025-08-08 17:59:15 +0000 UTCGlobal gorming is the funniest thing I have ever heard 🤣
Carter Alt
2025-06-27 14:40:01 +0000 UTC“Long pig”
Michael Purscell
2025-03-22 19:56:34 +0000 UTCWhat a weird and wild fucking game. Excited to hear where it goes.
Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror
2025-03-10 02:14:38 +0000 UTCIs there a specific reason we don't eat human corpses? I mean, who made that a hard-line rule for humanity, am I right?
withinmyself
2025-03-07 02:53:00 +0000 UTCMat and my dad would get along like wildfire and dry grass 🤣 the scale of Cards and miniatures is something my dad would do
MK Lawrence
2024-04-09 16:48:14 +0000 UTCHow long did the game take to get to the people that ordered it? I’ve been waiting a min just to receive a shipping confirmation.
Thomas Webb
2024-04-08 14:32:48 +0000 UTCThis is fear and hunger the board game
michael shanks
2024-03-28 06:30:17 +0000 UTCHow you guys made this into an audio format so brilliantly is impressive.
Gauge Adkins
2024-03-27 17:37:46 +0000 UTCDid will throw out a muppet babies recall?
Creekie05
2024-03-23 19:09:02 +0000 UTCPlease make this a regular Patreon special. Like once a month. At least.
Jeff Jamerson
2024-03-22 11:47:12 +0000 UTCThis game makes me wish I had board game friends
Phorsi
2024-03-18 13:59:28 +0000 UTCThis is officially my new favorite bonus content
Josie
2024-03-17 22:51:25 +0000 UTCPlease I need more. I started watching YouTube plays of this from years ago and have now bought the game myself!
Zakury Shepard
2024-03-10 14:00:34 +0000 UTCThis was great, would love more of this series
2024-03-10 07:13:31 +0000 UTCThis is awesome !! We definitely need more of this in our lives ☺️❤️
2024-03-04 22:19:35 +0000 UTCLegit wouldn't mind if this becomes the main content. This was so fantastic. Getting my sister on patreon just for this.
Nathanael Rogers
2024-03-04 22:09:01 +0000 UTCName suggestion : the boy scrimbles and Cory Ander
Purpsikins
2024-02-29 04:33:25 +0000 UTCmatt is writing with his toes…method
Connor Fritch
2024-02-29 04:09:59 +0000 UTCif you name a survivor “king of space and time” i will maneuver a whole, healthy potato into my mouth (i’m small mouthed)
Connor Fritch
2024-02-29 00:50:41 +0000 UTCI need as much of this as possible with different campaigns and all the expansions you can add 😍 absolute gold!!
cody putensen
2024-02-28 22:59:40 +0000 UTC...and spelled with a G
Jess Houwen
2024-02-28 17:52:32 +0000 UTCHey! My name is being used! Just...as a man.
Jess Houwen
2024-02-28 17:49:59 +0000 UTCI love this game so much!
Matt
2024-02-27 23:06:46 +0000 UTCName: Cucker, like tucker, but not
Sydnie Schreiber
2024-02-27 22:06:51 +0000 UTCthis is something i would be highly interested in having more of, I nearly bought the game myself before realizing I dont have anyone who would play it with me
Skillful Ferret (insert fan art request)
2024-02-27 13:53:47 +0000 UTCI need mooooooore
LongDongSilver
2024-02-27 04:42:34 +0000 UTCDADDY MOMMA NOOOOO
Purple Cool Cat
2024-02-26 18:12:18 +0000 UTCPlease add photos of close-ups of the miniatures !
Alexa Akers
2024-02-26 16:47:51 +0000 UTCJEFF OF CLAN BOOFO WISHES TO HUNT THE GORM, LETS FUCK!
Jeff Stack
2024-02-25 18:41:08 +0000 UTCI subscribed just to listen to this, It was well worth it
2024-02-25 09:17:35 +0000 UTCI hate home much I want to buy and play this expensive ass game.
2024-02-20 17:09:02 +0000 UTCSon of a bitch, Global Gorming made me laugh until tears.
Stephen Patch
2024-02-20 15:05:54 +0000 UTCName Ideas: Dud Scrunton Tane T'oder Nad Brad
Olivia LeClair
2024-02-20 01:24:23 +0000 UTCWay to fun, really want to play but please make more episodes. If you could name one Beetle Bee or Zert the Cripple I’d be pretty happy
2024-02-19 23:32:21 +0000 UTCPlease name one Clem VinStranglecock
2024-02-19 23:14:15 +0000 UTCSo funny I need more
Isaac A
2024-02-19 22:30:48 +0000 UTCI love this I want to play this game it sounds so fun
annelie ertel
2024-02-19 19:14:31 +0000 UTCHoly shit. I love it. Kinda gives me a HD2 vibe with the daunting tasks, overwelming odds, and disposable heroes.
MadBadDad
2024-02-19 18:45:43 +0000 UTCMore plox!
Victor Herrera
2024-02-19 14:57:38 +0000 UTCMore of this please!
2024-02-19 10:39:29 +0000 UTCYeeee
Josh Marr
2024-02-19 10:35:44 +0000 UTCAmazing. Please make more. Name suggestion: Panda Bum
Heidi Yi Febinger
2024-02-19 05:13:31 +0000 UTCAbsolutely loved this, hope you guys make more eps
Valka6257
2024-02-19 03:18:23 +0000 UTCThis is awesome, I hope to see more. For a name suggestion: Zurk Finnagin.
TheBearInBlue
2024-02-19 02:19:41 +0000 UTCDidn’t know this was the new series I needed in my life until now. I need more
Logan
2024-02-18 23:04:26 +0000 UTCLove mixing it up, what a cool game, can’t wait to see more
Collin Hoepf
2024-02-18 22:22:59 +0000 UTCI love it, it’s great
2024-02-18 21:22:27 +0000 UTCDamn this is a very intense very of Sims
Lily M.
2024-02-18 19:58:05 +0000 UTCMore!
2024-02-18 19:19:13 +0000 UTCMore More More
2024-02-18 18:20:46 +0000 UTCI’ve listened to this seven or eight times now. I cannot wait for more 🫶🏻☠️
smellis
2024-02-18 18:11:04 +0000 UTCSurvivor: Sir Cumsalot the Infertile
2024-02-18 10:15:13 +0000 UTCI’m in love with this, I keep listening on repeat. It’s so different but it’s really fucking funny 😂
2024-02-18 03:44:43 +0000 UTCI want to comment just to offer myself as a consenting adult lol. I might have to buy a new game now! Love this new game!
2024-02-18 00:16:12 +0000 UTCThis was fantastic, can’t wait for the next ep!! My name suggestion: Beelzeboofo
Damana
2024-02-17 20:33:42 +0000 UTC
