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[STRETCH] Gungans and Daddies: All That Jizz - Ep. I - Some Like it Hutt

Gurdy Vanda and the Jizzboppers' have the gig of a lifetime when the local crime lord Hutt meets with representatives of the New Republic, but things don't go as planned...

This episode contains profanity, violence, and sexual references.

Episode 2, Episode 3

[STRETCH] Gungans and Daddies: All That Jizz - Ep. I - Some Like it Hutt

Comments

I was always under the impression the aliens they played from Jabbas band were really short so they kept confusing me talking about being big

Aaron Darkblade

baby alien thing. i love her.

ez ra

I’m getting something from this

Nolan

On my sixth or seventh full listen through of this bonus series. PLEASE DO ANOTHER

Manta Ray Jack

Not even 2 minutes in and I’m already dying from Will’s intro. This is going to be great 🤣

TyGamer63

May the fourth be with you. Got a long car ride so we’re listening to this

Cain Morgan

“Felt the jizz flow through her” is so unhinged lol

Not Grandma

Anyone else feel like we’ve passed enuf time for a sequel? 😅❤️

Garrett Dunning

Love that the code to the box was George Lucas’s first movie thx1138

Chris Niemeyer

This is pure beskar!

David Resoluth

Snap! I said victor wooten right before Matt said it. I also said Chris wood

Hapyy

Step romba is crazy

James Medina

"Both Moy" "I hate it"

Jesper Samuelsson

Always blame Beth, she loves that!!

Anthony Rogers

THE ENDING LMFAO

W Miller

I'm just popping by to say, "ootini"

I Want My Name To Be Spaghetti

Yay!! Start with the “Star Wars” one—I think the first episode might be a little rough but it gets better pretty quick

Peter Blenski

This is exactly what i was missing in my life, thank you

CoffeeDragon

If you like this series and Hey Riddle Riddle, you all NEED to listen to JPC on the podcast “Campaign: Star Wars” and “Campaign: Skyjacks”

Peter Blenski

Freddy losing it around the 1:35 mark is sending me.

Mike Rutledge

Jizz

Daniel Powell

damn right, micah

maevemutt

I’ve never been happier to be related to someone named jizzy

Jordan Gillespie

I love this 😂

Jeremy Palmer

I’d be lying if I said Freddie’s joke about The Lick™️ didn’t make me have to pause this and walk away for a hot minute 😂😭

Taylor O

In thinking of this rebel leader falling into the flaming alcohol and the comments about how more Star Wars bad guys need to just completely eat shit for no reason reminded me of a great example. Hilariously, it's from the Star Wars Holiday Special. Han Solo jukes a Stormtrooper so hard that he smashes himself through a railing and crashes into the landing below.

Jack Futty

This is some good jizz

Clive’s

Bith May seems like a missed opportunity.

WanderingRobot

Anthony just tries to kill a baby

Carter

Yap Yappa Yowza is such an inspired name. I've been muttering it to myself ever since I listened to this episode, it's just so fun so say

Alexander Eby

Star Trek bonus episodes please?

Rio rio

As a professional jazz bassist, this is the most fun I've had while repeatedly cringing at the slander being thrown at my profession XD

JJ

I’m 9 months pregnant and I peed my pants multiple times this episode from laughing. Not sure whether to blame the baby or Beth.

Chloe

I’m so glad I hoped on the patreon. This is fucking gold

Stephen Schuler

Richard Gere was also one of the main characters of the movie Chicago. The intro song of which was "All that Jazz"

Marcel Cabato

This joke has me dying laughing in my car! I was not expecting an O’ Brother Where Art Thou joke but that’s one of my favorite lines

Jordan Flower

"I'm a DAPPER DAGOBA MAN"?!? HOLY SHIT ANTHONY! That had me laughing loudly alone in my cubicle

Ian, not Ian.

wait hold on is B33F just Hot C-3P0 from the Story Break Aunt Beru episode?

Isaac Friedman

Holy shit I loved the music theory jokes. The Lick reference had me rolling

Eef

While at work, I'm trying to listen without laughing loudly. So, the noise I'm making is basically a short snickering burst of air coming out of my nose. *Anthony Nailing Star Wars Noises* "Bless You."-my co-worker. Yes, Anthony. Bless You.

Forge Ahead

Holy carp the jazz/music-theory references that Will and Anthony tossed out there were divine. <3

Melanie Howell Brooks

Time to listen. My body is ready

iamlamb_

'I don't ... Care?' 😂😂😂

Billy Black

He got trapped in his limo and ate himself to death in Spaceballs.

Tymme Zinni

Fucking hilarious, loved every second. The bass disrespect hurt though 😔

Anthony Ele

The closing joke, the edit on that before the closing music was brilliant. Absolutely hilarious

James R Duryea

Should've named one of the Hutts Pizza. "Pizza the Hutt"

Drew Magro

So B33FHIMB0 is party Bender with a really great body

Ian Serkez

So many levels to that reference. I’m glad I caught it. 😂😂

Joshua Qualls

at 1:38 26 in when freddie's laugh goes from giggle to chuckle to laughing to screaming and snorting i died

Denny Oh

all the comments about beth’s buffy pull but all I can think about is anthony’s super niche THX-1138 reference

Bell Pepper

I’m listening in my fairly crowded office at work and I keep having to turn it off while I pull myself together! Literally crying and silent laughing through the bean bag/no wig store part. So so good!

Jenny McIntyre

idk dick about star wars either and i loved this

Micah Wolf

I've never seen star wars and I still fucking loved this

Elliott Roberts

Loved the intro, loved the music, Freddie and Anthony was epic.

Elizabeth Singer

The negotiations were short. Classic.

I'm not usually a nit picky person, but for the love of god, Anthony, DICE is PLURAL and DIE is SINGULAR. I don't know why this bothers me so much, I'm sorry.

Junnoe Virtue

Once I accepted there were going to be innumerable jizz jokes which lead to other semi mortifying lines I was dying. Beth’s improvised songs were amazing. As were Anthony’s alien voices. And the general hijincks (sp?). Omg. What will become of this rag tag band??!!

BumblingRose

"why don't you Richard Gere us over there..." I will never get over

SJB

SJB

Messa need more gongan

Maxime Coulombe

I think I've listened to this somewhere in the realm of 17 times and it keeps getting better each time

Ciaran boyd

So amazing. Need more. Infinite amounts.

Obtother

This was the best 5 dollars I've ever spent on anything.

Jake Werdin

Listening to this for like the sixth time

Jodi Fernweh

Around 38-39 minutes freddie just singing the lick over and over again🤣🤣🤣

Gadi Welfeld

I'm a bit disappointed that everyone else in the cast seemed to miss where Beth was going, musically.

Andrew

I swear they can do no wrong.

Javier hirales

Wow. Is anyone else super impressed by Beth's singing? @Beth, you really ought to consider a career as a singer. There's definitely latent talent there.

Joshua Saldana

You guys are just the best

David Sams

Huge Star Wars fan. But who cares, this ruled whether you liked the source material or not. Great episode!

Max

Thank you for this XD

Max

Through the fire and the jizz

Gabbigirl

I loved the EOTE system! Real shame they shut it down.

Lord Deadfox

Can’t Wajt for NPC’s Wool Compost and Mutt Ornold to make an appearance next week!

YungDabDaddy

this was way better than it had any right to be

Hez

So... much... jizz.

Cali Riot

Not a Star Wars fan but holy shit did I laugh during this. That ending cut on Beth's joke, precious Freddy... Precious.

Daulton Potvin

This might have the best opening of any of their episodes holy shit

Ryan Hay

One of the best things I've listened to in a while

Leah Suzor

Thanks Freddie for that expert liccroll. We know what’s up.

Josh Dick

Love it but why is will still basically just Henry still?

Jason Melton

I NEED an animated look at this bean bag hutt inching around

Emalee Russell

Okay, yes. This was fucking phenomenal.

Robert Hirsch

I see your Buffy musical reference, Beth May. I see you 😂

Emmie

I don't even like Star Wars and this was INCREDIBLE--- one of the funniest things in podcast history and I've climbed alot of podcast mountains. ALOT OF THEM. Everyone was so vivid and had so much texture in their descriptions and dialogue that it made the experience extremely 'visual' despite being an audio medium. ABSOLUTELY CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SECOND EPISODE!!! #GurdyGal4Life

Jodi Fernweh

Will was a lot better playing Jizz rather than JezzBall 😂

Brook Murphy

Look, I don't know DICK about Star Wars and it sounds like Anthony is speaking in a foreign language describing scenes and characters... call me when we have the next stretch goal that is about the made up bull shirt I like.

Johnthan Jackson

high art

Chris

I have never laughed so hard on an episode of Dungeons and Daddies, please continue this!!

Brennan Ennis

That stinger! They did poor Beth so darned dirty with that!

Christopher Pete

I wish I decided to actually look through the comments before doing the exact same thing...

Zvika Aloni

So damn funny. Pretty sure I looked like a lunatic at work trying to contain my laughter and shaking violently. Keep em coming guys! You made my Monday!

Lindsey Brown

LOVED THIS!! Can't wait for more!! (The sound effects were perfect btw!) XD

Megan

The Licc My gott

Jake Bedard

God these are so good

Tom!

I can’t believe a licc joke made it in here

Nick Schmidt

LMAO Beth May with the Buffy pull! Another reason why she's amazing!

Bob McCoog

To anyone who doesn't already know. If you want more Edge of Empire gold after this. Check out Campaign: Skyjacks. This game is wonderful and they are also quite hilarious.

Colson Barnhart

Just wow as a starwars fan this is gold!

anno2122

That final cut to the theme music KILLED me

Paul Cosgrove

first 10 min an i alrady love it!

anno2122

This was SO GOOD! I need more! 😍

Emily

im already so invested in this story even though i know jack shit about star wars, what a good time

Cillian Isaac

What an episode!!!!! Worth the wait!!! Thank you daddies :)

Rollin Mike

He’s also essentially daft punk

Jonas Christianson

And the licc! Freddie plays the Licc! Haha

Jonas Christianson

I dunno man seems kind of a stretch....goal. #podcastmoment

Guy Fernando

HOT EP

Jodi Fernweh

God this is so fantastic!!! I love this!

Ryan Sullivan

Anthony nailing those alien voices had me dying. They’re spot on! Beths flat voice and one liners had me giggling and just Freddy and Matts characters- I’m so happy this has been made! 💜

KatWarlock

gertie is giving me some jessica langue in AHS as Elsa vibes

meaghan m

Can’t believe the first joke about the system they’re using wasn’t “Edging of the Empire,” but Matt is starting off strong 😂

Matt Sansweet

God I laughed so hard. From the intros to Beth dead flat last line cutting to music this is a masterpiece. Cannot wait for more.

The Overthinker

Anthony doing Star Wars alien voices has single handedly cured my depression. Thank you Anthony!

Lyle Martin

This is even better than I thought it would be ❤️

legit.salvage

1 minute 38 seconds in and Matt has already owned this episode

Reece Page

https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/CMWukpmHTYOynv0C77MA

Paul Cosgrove

I love this so much

Montanna Tilton

:)

Josh Marr

A friend of mine pointed out that “All that Jizz” came out on Palm Sunday, which I have to assume was a deliberate extension of the entendre? 😂

Xtine


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