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It's been a while since we had a "Rec Me Daddy" by Anthony on the podcast.

Jeffrey Heath

it's been a while, sorry about that! The Patreon feed is the best way to see ALL of our content - it's sorted by Collections: https://www.patreon.com/c/dungeonsanddads/collections

Ashley Nicollette

Is https://www.dungeonsanddaddies.com/patreon still being updated? I use to listen to reruns but it is still missing the end of Season 3 and the new episodes :/

Caleb Jud

Oof this was too accurate. Portland OR

Jashone

I'm having the same

Trying_My_Best

Hey I'm having issues joining the discord server. It isn't appearing in the app after connecting Patreon+Discord. I've followed the troubleshooting guides and it still says "joined. Not connected". Any helps would be appreciated

Alex Edson

Sorry if it’s a stupid question, but where do we submit questions on patreon?

Süheyla Dua Tunç

GO space opera! but if there isn't any mecha or valkyrie equivalents, imma be upset! lol

That Cuza Guy.

im so ready it crazy cant wait for them to be back!

Ivy Smith

I feel you on this one! The Daddies have gotten me through from when my marriage first started collapsing 4 years ago to the pending divorce. i love all these guys!

Brandon Snook

so glad to be able to access the patreon content again after a long period of technical difficulties! also, idk who else has experienced this, but for anybody else who thought their dad was a glen.... but actually their dad's leather jacket was vegan so he was actually a barry... I'm also from Oregon and I hear you lmao! <3

Mig Windows

I just finished listening to the finale for season 3, and I choked up, but not at any part during the story. I choked up listening to the names of all the wonderful people who work on this podcast. Whether during happy times or unsettling times, this podcast has brought such joy to my life. I have busted a gut laughing along to all the jokes and riffs. I cannot think of a better group of people putting out content like this. You guys keep it light while also navigating deep/dark themes. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart!

Joshua McAllister

Is the name a reference to Johnny Be Good?

Delightfully Joyful

Why would you spoil this? Such an unecessary comment. I just starting listening season 3...

Yelmer Spreeuwers

Hi, is it possible for you to turn automatic chapters off on spotify please? I was listening to At the Mountains of Dadness and seeing the chapter’s name spoiled the ending for me, unfortunately.

Süheyla Dua Tunç

Milton’s blind

Chalk

What a wild last few episodes

Griffin Miller

I could probably pirate your patreon pretty easily. The reason i don't is because i think you guys do good work and deserve my money. Its all about controlling who i support. And this isnt even mentioning the whole preservation thing which is very important

TomtheFool

Piracy is always morally correct. As freddy said its a service issue. The vast majority of people who pirate something would never have bought the product anyway so its no loss. For example i pirate adobe products. I dont do it because of money or convenience. i do it because they are an immoral company and i dont want them to have my money

TomtheFool

This happened to me as well. Does anyone know what happened?

Henry Rae

houston, we have a problem— for me all of the talkingdads/teentalks/peachpits have disappeared from spotify? i saw another comment saying the same thing… the aftershow episodes (every season) have been removed from playlists and from the patreon podcast itself

julipop

Seconded!!! Having to scroll to re-listen to the oldies is rough

DungeonBrat

Is it possible for the Collections of finished content be put in the “correct” order? Some already are, but others are not. Seasons 1 and 2, DadHammer, and Dad Then There Were None episodes are reversed. Sep 22 Update: The latest Patreon app update allows us to order the Collections from oldest to newest! Problem solved!

Running Ryden

I don't know how feasible it is but it would be cool if there was a doc showing patrons that have been given a shout out already.

Bryon D Jones

The end of every episode is like a dagger to the heart. 5 years as a Patron and I’m still waiting to get that call out.

Reece Page

I reached out to Rialto Cinemas in Berkeley and they are interested in showing We’re all gonna die, you should reach out Freddy elmwood@rialtocinemas.com

EmilyIsPimpin

We use your Patreon username! (So in your case, BoWiE Lavoie)

Ashley Nicollette

Any chance S3 episode art covers will become posters?

Whatanamelol

Anyone know what name they call you by in the shout outs?

BoWiE Lavoie

ok good to know

Jordan

Over in our Discord server or you can shoot us a message here!

Ashley Nicollette

How do we ask questions for Peach pit?

Jordan

Are you guys still doing the bi-monthly PDF newsletters by chance? I loved those, so just curious!

Emily Nelson

RSS feeds are finicky and any number of updates on either Patreon's or Pocketcasts' side can cause issues. There's a few guides you may have to follow to get access back: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/115005429546-Which-podcast-apps-will-my-custom-audio-RSS-link-work-with

Ashley Nicollette

Pocketcasts is saying that the RSS episodes are missing or moved after listening for about 100 episodes. I can still stream from here but nothing is available on the RSS. :/

Richard Incorvia

There are uncut episodes for a certain tier!

GoblinGuy

Yo are we still doing uncuts? Cuz I'd love to give y'all more money

Noah Fields

You can submit names to the form in the first part of the FAQ! As far as questions for Peach Pit goes, you'll want to connect to our Discord! We take questions in the #questions-for-peach-pit channel! You can learn more about linking a Discord to Patreon here: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access

Ashley Nicollette

How do you ask questions for the peach pit? I really want to ask if we can name Francis’ dog Erin O’Neill so Freddie’s character can kill her three seasons in a row 😂

Daniel Warsaw

nah bro scam likely is 3 stewie griffins stacked on top of each other in a trench coat

I hate Italians

That'd be Alex Moore!

Ashley Nicollette

Is it mentioned who does the s3 episode art? So good! Would love a few of them as posters.

Whatanamelol

Every time an episode comes to an end I feel like a crotchety old lady listening to the lottery numbers, waiting for my shout-out. 👵🏼 we'll get em next time, gram gram.

Shelbs

I'm so glad I'm not alone. Scam Likely is Choose Goose.

Shelbs

SURPRISE! *cuts your Achilles heel!* I'm in Newcastle NSW!!!

Hayden Moore

Keep rocking it lads! Have looked forward to your content for years now and will look forward to whenever we can see Matt and Freddie's movie

DrDerpPHD

Geez I hope they come to aus one day

Adam Meaney

G'day mates!

Brittany Fenwick

Gday!

Nystimis

I see him more as like the gentlemen meme guy, with top hat, monocle and mr moustache

Robert Mcloughlin

We stand together mate!

Jack Ebsworth

Oi oi oi

Max Schubert

Are there any other Australian fans on here? I feel so lonely

Adam Meaney

Got an email saying I needed to update my preferences to get my order, how do I do that?

Sydnie Schreiber

Kingdom

Becky Y

please come to italy please

lenny

I was duped by the fact that they didn't do 'Talking Dads' until episode 9. 1-8 are safely tucked away at the end of season 1

Matt Steele

I swear the first time i listened through that talking dad I had a Playlist that was episode talking dad episode ect but now it's gone and im so sad I need to be able to listen to evething chronologically easily

Abageal Campbell

Yes

NotHim

Freddie has playlists for the episodes and the teen talks of each season separately (on Spotify) but not a mixed one

Ndhio

Is there a playlist with the episode followed by the Talking Dads episode and then the next episode followed by etc. etc. etc?

Matt Steele

probably a lot more complicated to sell food stuff regulation wise but how about a refillable design container for store bought protein powder? that would be so cool

hal

You need to head over to your profile settings, click apps, click "Connect" next to Discord. :) It's better to do it on a laptop than on your phone!

Ashley Nicollette

I can't find how to connect my patreon to my discord 😭 I need help. I've never used this app and the daddies are the only reason I downloaded it. Please help somebody

Colton Barrett

Petition to make Goblin Blood protein powder??

Venganza

jeff goldbloom

NotHim

Doesn't Scam Likely take the form of someone else? He was Glenn, then Louis, etc. We don't see who he truly is.

wall03

I've always pictured Him from Powerpuff girls

Brad States

I see him as glossary from star vs the forces of evil.

Humberto Cruz

I always see him as Choose Goose from Adventure Time!

Sawyer .t

Hahaha

Venganza

Weirdly enough my brain thinks of a man with Hooty from The Witch House's Face and body XD

Nicholas Myers

I ain't reading allat

NotHim

🤣🤣🤣

Venganza

now i will

james L

Anyone else imagine Scam Likely as Magic Man from Adventure Time?

Venganza

I've listened to every on season episode so far and I just love it so much. I binged it for a long time before I got caught up but now that I have, I hate having to wait for new episodes 😭. But it's truly so much fun to listen to everyone play my favorite game of all time! I love you guys so much and please never stop!!! Anthony: You're such a legend at your storytelling and your voices and how thorough you are with your story lines is incredible. Beth - You're Scary and Hi I'm Ron. What else is there to say?? But seriously, I love all the teen angst that you've put into scary and how perfectly you've portrayed her character. Matthew - You have so much character and I love how you portray both as a loving father and a loving son in season 1 - not sure what's going to happen with season 2 haha. Good luck with your kiddo!! Freddy - *Nods in a way that means everything I need to say* Heh. Will - You're so wholesome and funny and you just "Rock!" You really add a lot of character to the team and I love how awesome you are!

Venganza

i would hardly call it binge if it took you a mounth, you have have to listen to it in your sleep

NotHim

*year

Isaac A

That happened to me last uear

Isaac A

Had that happen earlier in the season to me. Episodes are definitely worth the wait!

Conceptualize Wyverns

I've been listening to the uncut episodes and I love it

Matthew Lemm

I just binged for a month and a half to get to atonyment. The realization that I have to wait for more episodes hit me like a brick wall. I'm so upset but can't wait for the new episodes. You guys are amazing and I look forward to all the great things that will come from your beautiful creativity. I'm so happy to be here.

Mike

You're welcome! Have you seen the new collections feature? We just finished adding the basics up.

Ashley Nicollette

Yes! We've slowly been adding to it - we've got most of the basics up now.

Ashley Nicollette

Thank you so much for pinning this! The recent patreon update has made navigating through older content so much worse, and it already sucked.

xatlern

They have a collections menu on the patreon app now! Maybe the contant can finally be organized on this system!

Lienisaur

We try to update it a couple times a week! You can always use Patreon to find Teen Talk by searching under the Teen Talk tag (https://www.patreon.com/dungeonsanddads/posts?filters%5Btag%5D=teentalk), searching for Teen Talk on Patreon, or checking the email notification you get from Patreon.

Ashley Nicollette

How often does this Master list get updated? I can't always rely on discord so i opted to refreshing that website every day and the new Teen Talk isn't up there.

Erik Canady

is there a right place to suggest mini-systems for one shots or is that not wanted?

hal

i got the sticker with the d20 that says #1 dad unexpectedly and my grandma was like i hope this doesn't make me a great grandma and thats when i came out to my grandma

james L

I got a DADDIES mug in the mail completely unexpected!

Dawson Shafer

S2 spoilers i guess Whay types of submissions are more likely to get used? Clearly theres a huge list of items that are still being used in S2 but I'd love to see more fan submitted characters! Dont get me wrong I love Hermy Unworthy but with the two worlds of earth and the forgotten realms sort of being flip flopped Its been kind of disappointing to not see as many fantasy creatures show up.. like where are all the angry little goblin dudes who got stuck bussing tables at Olive Garden or High elves discovering the dankest weed on the west coast and just surfing waves out on the beach? Alls that to say I still love the show but I'm a little confused at the status of the creatures in the forgotten realms.

Jacob B.

No, there isn't a way! But you can submit new ideas as much as you'd like.

Ashley Nicollette

Asking the real questions

Kelton Hollister

Is there a way to delete a submission?

Jess Holy

OH that's super valid. My husband and I have been subscribed to the Patreon for like 2 years (off and on, thanks COVID!) but I STILL find it wildly difficult to navigate to what I'm looking for

DungeonBrat

No. I guess I should have been more specific. The website is a great thing. I am complaining about the patreon layout. Will clarify this in my original statement

Unfortold

Lol so are you mad that they haven't used any of your submissions yet?

DungeonBrat

?

Jack Kershenski

For how old this system is the developers have shown no interest in improving functionality. They only care about how much $$ they make and who to ban. Sorry for the confusion. To clarify: The website is an awesome thing you all have provided. My complaint solely is about the structure of how patreon displays posts by creators and how difficult it can be to navigate

Unfortold

Edit: Please just remove my submission ahAHAHA RIP

Tamara Au

Tamara Au

Hey quick question, for the mug mercy drop for touring it’s three months in row of pledging correct? Would missing the date I get charged cause me to miss out on it since I don’t get paid until after the 1st of February? This would be my third month consecutively I believe.

ExiledDom

Omg ty for thess filtered links!!! I love getting the content but patrons feed system sucks! I wish they'd fix it.

Bex Boster

Fair play but it would be convenient, the never talk about his brother son family

Cameron Madison

That'd be adorable but also a little weird since Grant and Marco are raising him.

WickedChild95

After six months you'll get your credit! You can track your progress by logging into our Elite Patreon tool. https://www.patreon.com/posts/launching-our-to-66948367

Ashley Nicollette

I think you get those bonuses after 6 months.

metanerd

Ive been an Elite member for a while now, and im only curios about one thing. Where is my exclusive voice over for my dnd campaign

Corey Baillargeon

All Patrons have a chance to be included in the end of episode ad read as long as they haven't been read before. We select patrons randomly with extra weighting for length of patronage and level of membership!

Ashley Nicollette

came here wondering that too lol

Teo Joca Therrien

I'm also wondering about this!

Amy B.

Is it weird that I kind of hope Link is the bio son of Sweet Matilda and Darrell? Darrell and her rekindle their feelings after the passing of his wife.

Cameron Madison

Hi! How do we get our names read at the end of the episodes? Is Freddie just slowly working his way through the long list, or do we need to submit it somewhere? Thanks!

Ali Maxwell

I wonder what links favorite candy bar is

Robert gunsch

Yeah i totally want to see that. He should send a poster of it like the fetch quest a jezz ball ones.

David Harriger

Saaaxxvyss

Melissa Thomson

Here’s to hoping that Anthony posts his back tattoo when it’s finished

ExiledDom

I was hoping for either that, or Mr. Red Sky

Oren Tuchman

Was definitely expecting a Black Hole Sons parody intro this week.

Michael Mcgouirk

Not ~all~ the content :( I just listened to S2 Ep11 and I'm personally hurt that Anthony's back tattoo is not here lol

Logan Kent

This is wonderful! Addresses my biggest problem with the Patreon user interface. Thanks!

Byl

Chunk E' Cheese - The franchise returns but paperwork was mistaken

Kari Carter

Found this podcast and now I have the whole age appropriate family listening! I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time !

Sara Rivers

Came across the podcast three weeks ago, I’ve just caught up and now I can’t live without the daddies…so here I am 😅 excited to binge the back catalogue!

Jess Thomas

Could be. Anthony could probably change it to balance it. You could say that at least one letter must remain the same so if you wanted to change Stick you could change it to Sword but not Plane since no letter matches with the previous word. You could say Stick changes to Sword and then Sword changes to Tiger because there's an r in Tiger.

Aaron Flynn

that's so fun. is there any limit on how many letters can be changed? because my first thought would be MOOSE or SLAAD or something for maximum disruption of whatever the hell was happening

Madeleine D

Umm this is phenomenal

Helen Chantler

I submitted the STICK-O a few weeks ago and now I just changed it to SWORDLE which is basically a sword instead of a stick that can be changed to any 5 letter word you think of. You can only ever change it into a 5 letter word once though and then you'll never be able to replicate it.

Aaron Flynn

They actually just recorded those after finishing Season 1, so if you want to listen to the first 8 Talking Dad's, you should listen to the entirety of Season 1 first. They only started recording Talking Dads after episode 8 so those are the original episodes.

Jayden Garcia

I use the RSS feed on Google Podcasts, so I'm not super sure on other platforms, bit those will be towards the bottom of the list if you have your feed going from oldest to newest ☺️

sleepyone2three

Trying to order from the store and can't find the 25% code, pls send help 😅

sleepyone2three

Where are the earlier episodes of Talking Dad? Like episode 8? When I use this list it doesn't direct to it, but it will to later episodes. Help please?

Zachary J Foster

Thank you for telling me that is my fault for being rude I will try to be better in the future

Naz Rosenbonds

It's totally okay to say that you don't want to be called Nazi. That's just a healthy boundary that's super easy for any normal person to respect.

Jenica

I'm also Jewish and I don't get offended by a joke. If you can't handle it then quit. They have content warnings on every episode. Stop crying.

Dor Arama

Banana boat sonscreen: this bottle of banana boat sonscreen grants the user +1 to there ac and a residence to fire damage this will only last 1 hour and only four people can use it if they want to use it on more than four people the timing gets cut in half if you take 5 minutes to rub the sun screen in and will get an extra +1 to there dc

Naz Rosenbonds

What about frogs?

Samuel Watson

Name: naz not noz

Naz Rosenbonds

Item: Broken Neuralyzer This once useful piece of tech now can only erase one word completely from a person s mind. They still know what the word is but can remember what its for the life of them like its just on the tip of their tongue.

Vonn Frey

Item: Freadys secret stuff Whoever drinks it becomes incredibly overconfident, feeling like they are the strongest thing on earth and that they know everything. This lasts an hour and its effects can put the drinker in danger.

Vonn Frey

Item: Space mead I swear I didn't make this up. In the Cthulhu mythos, there is actually a potion called space mead that lets you breathe in outer space. (Elon musk probably has a few.)

Vonn Frey

Item: The NecronomiCON This useful run-of-the-mill bestiary for all things mythos is filled with useful information and tips and is totally not a cash grab scam. Inside you will find three bits of information on each monster two of which are lyes and one of which is true. But don't worry for our loyal customers out there you can spend the cheap price of half your money consumed by the book to find out if one piece of information is true or not. so buy it today for $9.99. Written by Two not scam related, not "find the inaccuracies" related persons.

Vonn Frey

Name: The lord of Edge

Vonn Frey

Item: Googly eyes One use item. Whenever they are put on an inanimate object the object becomes alive and aware of its surroundings. The object is ruffly the intelligence of an animal and can only move by rocking itself around chaotically. The object is incredibly freaked out when becoming alive.

Vonn Frey

A parrot called Polly Graph who squawks whenever a lie is told while it sits on your shoulder. There is a Wisdom saving throw involved somewhere.

Rob Friesen

Here's the form! Sorry about that: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdoZI1kfZEg1w49M728Rrd3BW-nRGmj8I88ig2fmU1RgbZssg/viewform

Ashley Nicollette

OMG that would be hilarious!

Zach

Me too! I am stuck in an infinite loop. They should make a trap called the loop of infinite submission where a player caught in it can never get out but hopelessly believes he can.

Wayne Purdy

Every time I click on the submission form it sends me back to the D&D website patreon page. Anybody know what's up?

Zach

Item: The Meal of Convincing Nourishment A TV dinner that seems completely normal. When eating the meal, the consumer must make an Intelligence Check to convince themselves that it is, in fact, convincingly nourishing. If they roll low, it tastes and has the effect of a filling meal! If they roll high, it takes the form of the consumer's most hated meal and does nothing beneficial. The meal can be retried the following day.

Caelum Olsen

Names: Scab Hathaway, chain smoker voice preferably Sir Smacksamillion, a knight whose weapon of choice is an open palmed slap. Yuri Mum, the largest, most muscular, most gravel-voiced man to ever exist. Gastric Bypass, excellent gut health! Master Asterisk, an absolute vanquisher of bad grammar who will correct everything one says.

Caelum Olsen

since nothing matters and we're all just lords of chaos just aching for more submission forms I'm gonna talk about some shit too. pocket den-mension. whichever daddy wields this item creates the perfect den which he and up to 3 other characters can use to restore health and recover up to no more than 2 spell slots. this den includes dimmed lights a personal theater a library of movies and a bar for snacks and or drinks depening on the users preference. when watching a movie the daddy in control must state what movie he and the other creatures are watching and must roll a d20 to see if they get inspiration from the movie chosen. if successsful inspiration counts as if its bardic inspiration if it fails everyone leaves either bummed out because someone taped over the movie with a different thing or they already seen the movie and didnt have a great time. thats my item. my character is. flab-u-less michael a jacked world trotting martial artist training to become the world's greatest martial artist however, his masters taught him how to fight wrong and more than often gets his ass kicked. despite this he keeps coming back and keeps trainging and keeps fighting. it would almost be impressive if it wasn't annoying. he's always training to 80's music and uses the sleeves he cuts off from his shirts to make bandanas he wraps around his forehead. and finally my place. braves and casters a battle training camp for kids filled deadly traps endless labyrinths and caverns mind boggling puzzles and wandering monsters.the parents get to watch through a magic mirror and do some good ol betting at tables and order overpriced food and drinks much like another establishment. it is the forgotten realms place for teaching children adventuring is scary as fuck and get them to settle down as bakers and locksmiths. for the children who survive and conquer tasks they get tickets which they can then exchange for prizes. the most expensive prize is 20 tickets and is a small train that can fit 10 creatures. it is about teenager sized meaning some adults could fit if they really squeezed in there. what it lacks in speed it makes up for in a carrying capacity but can be hitched to another faster vehicle provided there is one. it requires a precioud memory each day to be moved but there are tales of another source of energy should one ever need it.

Godai

Name: Dante Diddle-de-do, a well respected businessman who wanted the best for his kids but realized that the money he spent on them may have spoiled his kids Monty and Python. So he is now put them in his employee and is not going easy on them

Henry G

First part of the description “life changing google search…” lol

The Lord off Stinks

I am a paytron but i am in a never ending loop to submit a name or item can anyone help?

Sean Gaither

A dark assasin/bounty hunter named: Evan Reeves. He has a Oni mask and two katanas on the back. It is not often he takes his mask of, because he has a gnarly burn scar on half his face (left side) One katana has to power of the sun and one of the moon (And they are called... just sun and moon. yeah... Don't need to be super powerful). He cannot talk, but can basic sign language. He is not open with his origin story (so i don't need to write any! Ha, suck it!) But he has a good heart.

Salsa the Fallen TOMATO

After looking up Kentucky Klondike bar on Urban Dictionary I too took a D6 of psychic damage.

Kevin Rasmussen

Kentucky Klondike bar. A life changing google search that has the anti- energy to the J.O. Crystals. When J.O. Crystal holding character is in the combat of an enemy that holds a Kentucky Klondike bar they must take disadvantage on all attack rolls. Once per long rest it can be used as a bonus action to cause a d6 of psychic damage.

The Lord off Stinks

Item: club of healing a club imbued with magical dad powers any creature hit with said club can either restore a d-8 of health or deal a d-8 of damage every time you try to heal a creature you will have to roll to not knock them out

Naz Rosenbonds

Character: Ned he likes toads

Naz Rosenbonds

Cult leader of the anti dudeler faction Emily Deschanel.

The Lord off Stinks

Constitution saving throw like with the oats, cause it’s a pocket dog from who knows when.

The Lord off Stinks

Sir Dewie of House Droppington

Maxine G

Just throwing it out there I think it would be a cute little side arc for Darryl and Henry to do yoga and Darryl gets 1st lvl monk in the order of the daddy

Logan tanner

Unfinnish-a-bowl - Shiny metal bowl which, when placed upright on a surface, magically refills with kibble.

Ethan Farrell

If we're doing Fetch items... the Kong of Holding?

Spain Fischer

i imagine it's too late to suggest stuff for this campaign but perhaps for the next one - i can't let Chateau d'Ilf go unsuggested. I am very sorry

Antony Lusmore

Alternate title? Mathematician's Bratwurst

Annelise Lowe

Consumable Item: the Infinidog. This item is an homage to Dungeons and Daddies season 1, episode 35 "The Jellicle Ball," during the tailgate when Glenn eats a hot dog down the middle (from the long end), this creating two, smaller hot dogs. Theoretically, if those two smaller dogs were eaten in just the same fashion, they would each break in half, creating four hot dogs. If those are eaten, then there would be eight. This would theoretically continue forever, each dog splitting into smaller and smaller halves. The Infinidog heals the player by an exponential amount--one bite=2 health, two bites=4 health, three bites=8, four bites=16, etc. During combat, the player can use one full turn to take as many bites of the Infinidog as they want to heal. However, the player must be able to "steal away" to eat the hot dog in private/out of view, and because it's extremely messy to eat a hot dog from the long side, the player gets mustard all over their face, and loses 2 pts of charisma for every bite taken. The mustard remains on their face until a short or long rest, at which point the hot dog also resets into a single dog.

Annelise Lowe

Name: Klondike MacDichael Not sure how descriptive my description should be, I ultimately trust Anthony. Dichael like Michael, he's so cool and frosty, so fresh and so clean, and a little bit mean. Klondike wears a glacier-blue ten gallon hat, has a bowlegged strut, dresses to the nines, and is one crazy mofer when it comes down to it. Oil baron style greed meets Hannibal Lecter style cunning, with a touch of crazy ala Ice King. Hope I wasn't too heavy handed with my description, he's just stuck in my head. Thanks for the show!

Mark Pavlichenko

Name: Biff Jerky. He really enjoys his meat

Elijah Koether

i already love to hate Buck

casualkira

Village NPC's: the "Super Rich Kids" that only speak in Frank Ocean quotes and are basically just cooler than the party can ever hope to be. They can probably give you a quest with a huge gold reward.

casualkira

Thirded!

Hayden Wachob

I second this character, and NRA chapter president.

The Lord off Stinks

New item idea: The Headcannon. Fires cursed shrunken heads that have a chance to bite and alter the victim's perception

Nick Murphy

Buck Smith - Right Wing Podcaster/ Political Commentator Dad Basically the Anti-Henry, keto diet, extremely controlling, Cis het dad. Just think all the negative Henry traits but, on the opposite end of the spectrum.

Chaos_

James "Jim" Avery- A rich "stuff" dad who is constantly buying new stuff and getting into new hobbies. His love language is stuff. His personality is gadgets & upgrades. He's a stuff dad.

Nickish Ahumada

Bvbym

Tyler Kydd

Larry Bowman - he likes to chart out shots before he takes them with his bow and when he does he's weirdly good, but if he just shoots with zero prep work he sucks

Red Hansen

Name: Lord Dicketh Ass-Stain Please use it in the next campaign

Derpy Sik

Name: Jumba Pinkley

Codinnit

Item: Monster Energy, A one time use drink this powerful energy drink to gain the stats of a high level monster

Chaos_

Item: Dungeons and Dragon Boy It is basically a dragon themed Game Boy, but it let's the user control any near by 2D/Pixelated creature. The controlled creature appears on the screen allowing the user to control the creature from any distance as long. You can only control one creature at a time and that is determined by the cartridge in the D&D Boy. The picture on the cartridge is initially blank. Once removed and your 2D/Pixelated creature is in sight, either say the creature type or say their name and then blow on the cartridge, the picture turns into that creature. For example, say Dragon, blow on cartridge and then put it in the D&D Boy, you can control the dragon.

Ronald Romero aka Quasiroro

Item: Gromkin The strongest drink available in bullywugs. Sold in shot form, and poured from a leather pouch (it will burn through metal over time) Only meant to be sold to orcs, but bartenders will sell non orcs who are stupid enough to try and drink it. Drinkers must make a constitution saving throw. On a failed throw drinker passes out for 1d4 hours. On a pass, orcs in the bar are mildly impressed that you didnt die.

Matthew Fish

That’s gonna be a big nah from me

Zack Weiss

1995 Chevy Astro van “Rape Van” the vehicle of season 2. MPG 17 city/ 22 highway 200 hp Seating for 5, but the Odessy doesn’t seem to care about that either. Custom painted wizard hold hand up shooting lightning from fingers riding a wolf on top of a mountain in front of a giant full moon on the sides, a dudeller painted on the hood, and a windshield decal stating “666hp anti-Chrysler”

The Lord off Stinks

Squilliam Fancydad

Abigail Carter

Conjure Fromage (Instead of Conjure Barrage): You throw a nonmagical weapon or fire a piece of nonmagical ammunition into the air to create a selection of cheeses that pelt the enemy then disappear. Each creature in a 60-foot cone must succeed on a Dexterity saving throw. A creature takes 3d8 damage on a failed save or half as much damage on a successful one. The damage type is the same as that of the weapon or ammunition used as a component.

Emma Windle

I believe the dads could use it on anyone they have crossed and messed their life up. Cw: spoiler. Ron could potentially use it on his father. Also I realized I messed up slightly. If the target fails the check, they have to forgive the user. If he passes, the user has to forgive the target

Isaac Lorenson

The form is the comment section on this post. I got confused and did the same thing you did

Isaac Lorenson

this is needed!! cw: spoiler! do you think Henry will be able to use this on Lark to get rid of the thing? Or would that not work on that?

Peach Anderson

I fear I'm doing something wrong. Does the form not open on a mobile device? I keep getting stuck in a loop of "Click Here for the form" between the patreon post and the dungeonsanddaddies website page

Brianna M

Items: The Top Hat of Forgiveness. Once per day (24 hours or two long rests) the user may use the one charge to get their target to forgive them of something they did. If the target fails a wisdom check of 15, the user has to forgive the target of something they've done. If used with the Perspectical, the hat has two charges instead of one, as long as the user is wearing both items. Perspectical is a sigular monical imbued with special power. In a radius of 5 feet, the user of the perceptical gains +2 to any perception or investigation as long as the object is within 5 feet. Once both items are equipped to one person, said person grows a fancy white mustache as long as they wear both items

Isaac Lorenson

Item: ‘It’s a living’ vitamins This is a bottle of 15 flinstones vitamins imbued with mystical dad magic. If you give a vitamin to any animal, they will physically perform a menial, non-combat task at your verbal command.

Zack Weiss

Name for a kenku: James VanderBeak

Checker Splash

Name: Don Dampler

Chaos_

Name for the epic beatdrop: Dougstep

Dylan Gilbert

Name: Bortley

Devin Harrison

Names: Charles “Enchantment” Cheese Youth Pastor Zach Tugboat Tobey Walt Heisenberg Jeff Dunham

Zack Weiss

Name: Josephine the Josephiend

Alec Withrington

Name: Weeble Wobble

Dane Gatlin

One Hit Wander Wand: Using this wand allows you to cause a target to instantly forget the past day and start wandering around aimlessly. If the target does not pass a DC16 wisdom check it will start looking at things... sniffing around... poking their head into stuff... talking to random people... etc. As a component to cast this spell, the wand wielder must sing a song from a One Hit Wonder band. Note: The song CAN NOT be their one hit.

Todd OMG

Biddie BoBonk

coco joelle

Woof woof

Ella Grace

Name: Idris alpha

Mohammed Albanai

Selena Goatmez John Wilkes Tooth Vein Gogh

Joey Medrano

Name: Jargon Sloweather

Thomas Potts

Name: Milkee

Sam Elgart

Name: Iowa Jones

Sheila-la-la-la

Name: Danny De-Bard-o / any other class/race that suits the NPC, Danny De-Gnome-o Danny De-Rogue-o Danny De-Orc-o Danny De-Elf-o etc

Ronan O'malley

Ring of Not Cursed Ring appears to be made completely of gold with no notable marks. The wearer is 100% confident that the ring is not cursed and everyone else in the party knows, for sure that the ring is cursed.

Jonathan Thompson

schmeat beatly

Godai

Name: Newt Lootington

Tim Lord

this is a characte from a d&d campain i have bean running for the last 5 years now with my friends. it would be incredible to see him popup in the podcast. maybe just a little character passing by. Tarben Oselor he is a bard, who in his adventures came across a tiny gnome that is about 4 inches tall. he convinced the the little guy to join him in his quest to preform all over the world. the little gnome accepted and tarben created a tiny house using magic that he attached to his backpack, this was the new home for his new friend for life Lerry the gnome.

magenum

Names: Arnold Arvanark, Dick Bigsley

Dalena

Owek, the woke ewok. Or some other anagram. Weko. Maybe the players get something if they can identify his portrayal as woke ewok, like on Who's Line Is It Anyway.

Daanaakaa

Name: Johnny Pellatt

Diana

Name: Ophelia Stormglow

Chris Enterline

Name: Jackie Hoffman. Louis Sassle

Harrison Lee

Name: my dude

Alex Plummer

Item: prick's pride Prick's pride is a purple shroud worn by the dad's dad's. This shroud adds a +5 to any intimidation/presuasion rolls while worn. It can take the form as any piece of clothing that makes the wearer feel powerful, i.e Ron's ultimate power suit or glen's ultimate Rockstar jacket. Mechanically, the prick's pride is a double edge sword. The wearer must roll a d6 upon getting a 1-3 they are granted the +5 to intimidation and persuasion. Upon getting a 4-6 the wearer is fully intimidated themselves and loses the ability to speak clearly or persuasively for 1 hour due to the fact that magic is turned inward. My thought was that this is an item that would be won after battling the daddies dad's.

Matthew

Name: Mike Litterist

Kathy Beekman

Also the Town of Skyridge de Vordun: a noble high Elven town where everyone basically talks and acts like again like hillbillies.

Chaos_

Buck Fuck the Face Fucker: An elegant high elf of noble birth with long golden hair. Yet, talks and acts like a hillbilly.

Chaos_

name: shereek the lesser

PeanutbutterandKelly

Item: Schrodinger's Bat Schrodinger's Bat is a spiked baseball bat that can be summoned during a fight, the character weilding the weapon can position their hand anywhere and make a D20 Perception roll to try and get the weapon to appear. If they roll between 9-18 the weapon will appear in their hand and function as a normal +1 spiked club, If the character rolls either 19-20, the weapon can be summoned with the spike end *deep* inside of an enemy, instantly dealing 2 D10s of magic damage. If rolled between 3-8 the weapon will remain non-existent and cant be summoned for 3 hours in game, HOWEVER, if the roll is a 1 or a 2, it appears in the user's hand upside down, the nails in the bat piercing their palms and dealing the unlucky wielder a d12 of magic piercing damage and making them forfeit their next turn. I created this item with the help of Doreen Cleyre. I hope you enjoy! (PS. This is my first attempt at making an item for DnD, feel free to tweak whatever you need to!)

Cameron Wardlaw

Name: Janiello Porlo

Keenan Murphy

Name - Dawlin Toestomp. If you can make him a dwarf that would be sick

Caden Stovall

Name: Gaur-gor honda odyssey child-safety door lock modification: a door lock added by Darryl does not work since Darryl added it himself without looking at instructions because dads do not need those. However, the transference through the portal has changed its function flicking it when leaving the vehicle allows the user to take the door off and use it as a mobile cover or as a shield bonus to bash and a decrease to wisdom because the door lock doesn't work

Ethan Maudal

Malcolm Powder

mike

Fallan Kettlewhistle

Christopher F Gandy

Name: Torrent Kingspeech

Dakota Harley

Jean the name of my brother that got me started with the podcast

Noah Evans

Sloppy Fatsaroni

Carson Calloway

Listening for a few months now. Just joined the Patreon. Leaving a few suggestions here, haha.

David Morrison

I fear the world may never know the awesomeness of the Vanity Stone.

Andrew

Jigglin Warmwater....This name is amazing

Cole Rigler

Lol get in line

Kait O’Mara

Just submitted a great idea for a longsword, I'll be so sad if its never used :'(

Mathew Reyes

NAME: Anna gram

The_Blueish_knight

CURSE ITEM: the Pandora's toolbox. Even at first glance you can tell it exude dark daddy magic. If opened a teen version of every one who has touched it will come out. The teen will be as awkward and filled with anxt as the dad was. And will tell every little face palming thing that has happened in those years

The_Blueish_knight

Fwigg the Fiwocious

Zack Houser

Lou Buydirect

Catherine Pichotta

Don’t have much but a name. Tentoe Joe. He got twelve toes 🙂

McGoo

Issac Seemo: A character with 4+ eyes, making his name a pun (Eyesack See-More). I imagined him as a quick one-interaction character, like a merchant or someone to greet the party as they enter a new town.

Juan Cruz

Drew McIntyre as a name!

Holly Fleming

Binius Frickus; he is a half-ling bard, who might come in the adventures of the Daddy's. Preferable met on the road, for he is a traveling bard who makes money telling jokes all the time and singing. About anything, and everything. Preferable dad-jokes even if they are really bad, he always himself very funny. He is cunning but kind to those who laugh, if they don t her really doesn't care what that person is going through. He is the extreem side of a comedian (no offense to any comedians out there)

Ward Zwerver

For a name... *Rumple foreskin* definitely needs to make an appearance

Chris Donaghy

Ila Fabulous as a name

Eve

I'd like to submit my son's name, Rory Robert Raymond Johnson, or Arrr J.

Nicholas thompson

Bag of Fitting It works like a bag of holding, but only if someone takes the time to pack it just right. When placing a new item into the Bag of Fitting, if they fail on a DC 5 Wisdom Check, they need to pull out all the items and place them back in ... just so.

RimbleD

Item: Straps of Ratchet A set of two ratchet style cargo straps like you use for securing items in a truck bed. If you use the Straps of Ratchet to secure an object in place, tug them to check they're secure, and say "That's not going anywhere!" then the object becomes magically fixed in space as if you cast a 6th level "Immovable Object" spell on it.

Josh Mangan

Submitted it in the form, but for posterity (in the likely event that the item never sees the light of day): Dead Ringer. Looks like a broken alarm clock. Free action: The user can ring this bell to have a dead NPC "Patrick Swayze in Ghost" their actions for one turn. During that turn, they roll with the ability modifiers of that character. If in combat, attacks against the user are rolled at disadvantage until their next turn. Recharges after a long rest.

Reilaos

Dangerous Rangerous and Gooshy Goosher as names Saint Geezer as a place

Roger Douglass

Cargo shorts of holding

Man Me a Sand

Raisington Bear and Oskington von Sharksworth (my darling dogs, visible on Insta at @raisin.the.iggy and @they.call.me.sharky

David Shipley

NickelAss Gray-Beard (but has a red beard) inspired by my brother who got me into the podcast!! :) (ps I became a patron just to make this suggestion lol)

Natalie

Pat(rick) McGroin :D

Tom Reynolds

A personal (not original) favourite from the Discworld. Casanunda

Daniel Copeman

My friends nick name, Piddle Puddin'

Dredreamer

Dunkin McNuggets

Jonathan Leinbach

Break it up bracers (biubs or pronounced boobs for comedic effect.) These bracers are activated by clapping 2 times while saying the command words "come on, break it up guys". Choose 2 targets that must be in active conflict withing 30ft. Upon activation, both targets are separated by 20ft to the nearest safe space( no mufasa treatment) and paralyzed as if under the Hold Person spell. This spell lasts until both creatures pass a DC 15 wisdom saving throw or they apologize.

Roger glisson

Mandoor Hookhand

Amanda

Trevonicus Drake (((Not a funny name, just a shout out to a child who should NOT be listening to this podcast but sometimes does))

Dare Hals

Genesis the beginning

Genesis

Porky the protein war hog. A Payton sized legendary mount. The more protein it eats the bigger and jacked it get. "At daddy master discretion" once it eats enough the rider must succeed a Dc 15 animal handling. Succeed and the porky will " ride or die broda" on a failed it's "gotta get that protein bro. And keeps eating Shout out to good morning. from hell for introducing me to you guys.

The_Blueish_knight

Zeehan the silver city

Aiddom the simple dimples

Chip Hillhop

Alexander Teyen

A Gold Blooming Blade of Jeff- A golden rapier that gives you +1d12 on persuasion and charisma. While brandishing this blade, you can also summon a fly, a T-rex, or an alien for one minute by seductively whispering a Jeff Goldblum quote.

Alexis Doster

Alistair The Great [In Scottish Acsent]

alisdair burns

Dirf Rimley

Billy Duchaney

The Breaker of Worlds, The Scourge of Promises, But my friends call me Tim

Justin Lane

Chim Chiminey

orcnog

Malcolm Schmidt

Malcolm Schmidt

Hellion “The Generous”

TJ Mitchell

Shop-broom of doom: +2 to hit, 2d6 bludgeoning and target makes a DC 14 dex save or is target knocked prone. On a natural one, creature using this object steps on the head of the broom causing it to hit the user in the face for 1d6 bludgeoning damage.

Kyle Mills

Double Whammy Onsie Jammies: Each time the user cast a healing spell you can add 2 d4 to the dice rolled for that spell, can use twice per long rest

Cody Morgan

Martin the lame

Cooper Maxwell

The Lieing Sword: A sentient blade that gives two answers when you ask it a question. One is a truth, one is a lie. Only on an Arcana 18+ can anyone figure out that both are always lies. Don't believe a sword, dumb dumb. n_n

MuteSpittah

Ston Rampler

Donovan Roy

Pew Dee Pie

Kait O’Mara

Pete Sushmita

Ethan Jones

Boe Jiden

Michael Brannon

Mydad gay

Lilly Adamo

GhostFlash Bob

Erik Martin

Libly Hamrag

Jonathan Jenkins

A beautiful backgammon set, purchased abroad during deployment, that a Dad received from his own (real or unreal) father. Neither of them ever learned to play and the fine leather fades and cracks in a garage. +1 to pathos, +5 to History checks (only when reconstructing a colonial/jingoist interpretation of a previous era or inventing one whole cloth). Item can never be freely given away or sold.

Shakira, when the walls fell.

The Name: Trouty McGrowthy Another Name: Salty NutZ

Quentin Mcglothlin

a pair of white new balance shoes that give advantage on diplomacy checks

Steven Swirski

Scam Likely/Mark likely's distant cousin... "I guess" just an emo phase teen

Steven Swirski

Kevin God of normalcy, and bringer of boringness

Callum

The Cooler Anthony

Lisa Fatwood

Austen H

Niam Leeson

EmberWraith

Saint Curtis

Mitch Torbert

Ima Sodamachine or Donk Jizmint executive of dp.

Jacob Coffelt

François frenchtoast house of pancakes

Maxime Coulombe

Brother-sister combo named Iman Other and Justin Other, it's what my dad wanted to name my sister and I, which he thinks is hilarious.

Quinten Martin

Name: Douche-Goose VonGooch

Konrad is my name

A pair of Adidads shoes! (classic sambas baby) You gain an extra 10ft of movement and you cant be knocked prone. Also maybe gain +4 to charisma checks because you look so good.

Jennavieve Novak

You guys should know there's an album called Larks' Tongues in Aspic by King Crimson from the 70s. The name was randomly thought up by an odd member of the group that was there for only that album, and left after a few months to live in a monetary for years. It's a whole thing lol. Anyway, maybe you guys do something with that name, like Lark makes a special snack from some kind of tongues that he puts in aspic: Lark's Tongues in Aspic.

Moosh Munky

Dreadfir and Sulpherior Crumpleskin. An old married lich couple who are trying to remember where they parked their phylactery.

Gregory Boulby

Shameless insert from my own campaign, but The Byggwud (pronounced Big Wood). I had him as a goliath druid with a couple barbarian levels, and acted like if Macho Man Randy Savage adopted all the slogans off a bottle of Dr. Bronners soaps lol

Alex Keener

Vito's Armory, a Bow shop. Their Slogan is "Start Blasting Today!".

NOTbread

Moira(Moy-ra) Gorman

Sean Gorman

Horse, Son of Horse

Ethan McCracken

Name "The Goobins" "Oh hey Goobins" "You don't know me well enough, I am THE Goobins"

TJ The Goob King

Dirk Dingler, JJ AKA the Stunkfist, Dunko Stunko

A retired Unfortunate Foster Child, fighter become candy shop owner as an adult named Randy. Nicknamed, 'Candy Savage' after his years in the pits of the UFC rings!

MuteSpittah

Fredley

William Carson

Bon Bon (after our daughter) shes a Goblin addicted to crisps ( uk for chips )

Idle Games Club

John Dover

Parker Logan

Hossier Daddie (whos your daddy) explorer, fisherman, and great cook who wanders the 9 realms in search of the perfect fishing hole.

Nathaniel DeVore

Hank stain a sleezy basement dwelling troll

Gramthelamb

Hank Rodeo

Michael Gaffney

Dad Huddle (as a name)

Fletcher Clark

Greg Zactly

Amanda

Joem Amma - They're introduced as Joem and if any Daddy says "Joem Who?" they take 1d6 psychic damage after they hear JOEM AMMA

Aaron Flynn

Hotel Rawanda-vision

CJ Garcia

Tart Custard

ElderBarry

Dirk Diggler

Jose Sanchez

Alejandro Ramon: is a real stickler in how you say his name. *Name must be said with passion and in a Spanish accent* Otherwise he will stop midsentence to correct you and make you repeat it correctly, contrary to his demeanor and insistence to correct pronunciation, he can't speak a single word of spanish (100% literal); Pirate/Ship captain, same age as Paden loves rum, but TOTALLY doesn't have a problem. Is a Rogue character, with ok charisma and persuasive abilities and is Surprisingly good with range attack, incredible "street/world/sea" smarts, and has a weird fascination with knives and hooks. He and Paeden would be best friends.

Alejandro and Courtney

Item: The "I HAVE THE POWER" charger : Allows each party member one chance to restore and recharge their phone. Each member is alloted one attempt to charge their phone.Individuals must perform a dice roll and get 15+ to determine if their phone charges and players must scream "I have the power" before their phone is charged. Otherwise the charge will fail

Alejandro and Courtney

Character name: Dee Lichus, either a lich or a sorcerer/necromancer that only eats liches. Item: The Minimalized Mate; a very small doll that contains the soul of a friendly fairie. If you keep it close to you, talk to it and take care of it, (bonding that requires a day and a night where you keep it close, like a child would with their teddy bear, and a charisma check of 15 to succeed) becomes your mate and will, if you ask it nicely; sing "Thank you for being a friend" three times per short/long rest, giving you bardic inspiration when it does.

Nathalie Axelsson

Character name: Gregory Von Dangg

Thayne Campbell

The Puppy Tail. A whip with nine... vines?... that causes the target to have disadvantaged rolls on any persuasion/wisdom only if the user says “harder daddy”. If that phrase is not said then the whip can be used as mage hand to knock something over a la an over excited dog’s tail.

Jake DuVall

Fitz Dinkman, Product developer of Dinkfitzus, Male undergarments. Tired of dead sink fits? I know I wam. Try Dinkfitzus! This is mostly for Ron

Adam Frederick

Zooch Mcgooch - a small town retired [corn] stalk broker who is a former UFC fighter, wants to make it big again in his old age, affectionately referred to on and off of the octagon as 'the Gooch'

Grace

I've been thinking about this for awhile, and finally decided to pay y'all so I could submit these. I've been DMing since I was 13 (now I am 34), so I have a lot of experience with coming up with Items. I have two suggestions. Here are two Mixed Blessing items, they confer both a benefit and a curse. Shocking Glove This single black fingerless glove detects with tones of evocation magic. This glove causes the wearer to deal an extra 1d4 lightning damage on melee attacks. On a critical hit the wearer must grab their junk and talk in a high pitched voice for the rest of the encounter, or 1 minute, whichever is longer. “Steve the Pirate” / Necklace This shrunken head is wearing a bandana and an eyepatch and has several gold teeth. The head has a leather throng threaded through the ears. Steve is slightly omniscient but can only speak lies. Three per day you can force Steve to answer one question with a direct answer (that is also a lie, but must pertain to the situation), otherwise he can choose to answer or not. For 1 minute after forcing Steve to answer the wearer has disadvantage on all checks as Steve mercilessly criticizes the wearer whenever they try to do anything. I also have a dungeon that is pretty cool if Anthony ever wanted it. It’s made entirely of glass.

Sean Ottoson

Character: Gnomer Simpson (I'm sorry) a rock gnome who's obsessed with all things trinkety and shiny. Has an Irish accent. Calls his spoils his "clackety clacks". He also has a colourful snakeskin hat with a large feather poking out. This is actually a character of a good mate who's a long time listener/dnd pal who's been playing him for the past 4 years. He literally refuses to take part in battle and instead hides and steals the loot before anyone else can get to it 🤷🏻‍♂️ For inspo think of the weird troll thing with no legs at the giants causeway in Hellboy 2 who asks for shiny things.

Jamie Wright

Item :: Cloak'n'Dagger :: Sentient +2 Dagger which comes with a little stealth cloak that fits the dagger perfectly. "Oh My Palor its such a cute dagger with its little cloak."

Scott_Gooch

Item :: Sword of no return :: Cursed Item :: -1 Longsword. Once the Sword of no return has been given to a Player/NPC/Enemy they must make a DC 18 Charisma save. On a failed save the Player/NPC/Enemy are compelled to use it as their main weapon. "Hey you gotta use it, it was a gift you'd insult them if you don't use it." The sword of No Return can be re-gifted to another person (who has not had the sword before) after enough time has passed that it would not be considered an insult to re-gift the item.

Scott_Gooch

Character -Justice Gregory. Her dad named her this as he thought it was bad ass- now everyone calls her Just Greg....its annoying.

Chris Drylie

Whoa, my sister came up with that last name years ago!

Jason WillowHammer

Character: cardboard box yanno like the progressive one but it has schizophrenia 😘😉

Devin Cottrell

Character: Whisperra or Whisperra Whisperwind 🥰

Whisperra Whisperwind

DIGERIDOOM: Weapon/Instrument/smoke paraphernalia: +1 Greatclub, finesse, can be used as as digeridoo, when played all spells in a 15 ft radius are silenced, must maintain concentration to keep playing(con), you can also use handy bowl on the side to smoke weed out of, really long your bro will need to help light it, has carvings of halflings playing hackysack on the side

Damn Jackson

Character: JADOOM! My brothers gamer name for like the last 15 years. Use it’s epically

Kait O’Mara

Toyota - a horse that has a range of 50 miles per gallon of grain or 50 mpg. Feed carrots for that extra supreme boost and a pep in its step. Comes with navigation of Waterdeep (other towns require additional package purchase and training), air conditioning when speeds of 10 mph are reached, and air freshener from the rear every hour or so.

Serena Higbee

Brodie Lee...not sure what he does but would love to have him as a character seeing as Anthony makes a couple of wrestling references good way to pay a small tribute

Caleb Maldonado

Stacy Wandrey - a local lass yearning for adventure, unsure if she should Stay (Stacy) or Go (Wandrey) . Fierce Irish Accent on her

Maurice Collins

Sharkimoto as the name of any character, for my friend Jess that just got engaged! This counts as a wedding gift. . . but I’ll get you an air fryer too.

Adrian

Elignment comb. Used for mustaches for only once to change the elignment of creature or humanoid with said mustache. Can only be used once. Once the elignment has changed the mustache will reform to a dad beard. Sponsored by Harrys Shave Club!

Brennan Mahto

Character name : Talon Ledford, its just my real name :/

Talon

Wand of Dis Guys Elf. "A magical wand that when used summons an Elf named Dis Guys. He does not doing anything and is relatively boisterous." I could totally see Darryl of Ron using this in a dire situation to "disguise" themselves and being completely fucking shocked when a loud annoyance of an elf appears.

Johnthan Jackson

Bud Lightly: This ornately decorated blue blue beer stein bears the family crest of the Scam Likely/Well Actually family tree. It functions as an ever full mug of whatever alcoholic beverage was last poured into it (the drink is always fresh too, no last swallow backwash). 1/long rest after drinking from the stein you may add 1d4 to all charisma checks for the next hour. You also gain advantage on Cha checks with the Likely family. Finally the holder of this stein will receive an invite to the annual “Likely potluck cookout” hosted by the Likely family.

Gruffus

Character : JAM-MAN

Jam Man

The Retcannon A single-shot handcannon that fires a ball of brilliant light. On a Reaction, roll a ranged attack. On a hit force the target to redo their turn in a different manner. Any possible consequences of the undone turn disappear as if it never happened. On a miss, lose the shot. There is no replacement ammo.

Jaakusan

Phineas Kingsley Scalybottom (this my brothers pet frill dragon) he is more lizard than man...probably just a lizard. He’s Scern’s relative.... you can pick who lol

Kait O’Mara

The Captains Feather Sword. A single handed sword and has 3 flamboyant feather extruding from the hilt, a small enchanted blade is hidden between the feather and is unnoticeable. This is a high risk high reward magic weapon. Upon attacking an enemy, you must roll a D20 to attack. If the attack succeeds the attack roll, the creature must save on a 13 Wisdom save otherwise has hideous laughter casted on it. The creatures perceives everything as hilariously funny and falls into fits of laugher if this spell affects it. The target must succeed on a wisdom saving throw of fall prone, becoming incapacitated and unable to stand up for the duration. The creatures must also take 1d4 piercing damage.

Owen Sasso

Sleepy Frog for a bar or tavern

Jack Zimmerly

The very first dnd character I came up with and I still love the name: Cid the Tallywhacker

YuccaPoison

Notchu Daddly a rather rambunctious bard of human heritage. (Any race works )

Isaac Gutierrez

Rellen Falhearst for any half elf please! <3

Valentino

A vibrant, tucan colored, Arokokra, or Kinku named Sammy TwoCons, (Follow your nose ; ] ), he graduated valedictorian from Scam Likely's School of Scamming, however all the money he ever paid his dues with dissapeared the moment he graduated due to illusion magic. A new scammer is born.

MuteSpittah

Object: another soul container next to Glen's that has the soul of a legendary rock star in it like Ozzy Osborne or maybe one that passed and their soul found its way into the forgotten realms.

Chris Klein

NPC that hates Henry whose name is JoThroFoSho

Joey Thrower

Grambambles the Gambler

Matthew G Hannan

Gauntlets of retrieval: grants the user a small telekinetic ability to grab any item within 60 ft of them that they could conceivably swipe if they were near it and retrieve it to their hands (example: anything under a certain wait limit like 20 pounds)

Tetris master

Cape of flight

Tetris master

Sandals (Birkenstocks) of swiftness: 2 charges of longstride and jump each rechargable each long rest. And if the dad is also wearing socks with said sandals the dad has advantage in any save check in midair

Tetris master

Cat Ravenhill (my name already sounds like a DnD character so feel free to use it for one lol)

Cat Ravenhill

And the cat came back. He thought he was a goner but the cat came back the very next day.

Jason WillowHammer

Navar. Nerd dad. Looking for a legendary sword. Cursed with a cat that always follows him

Navar Keelan

character name: Father Encylcopedo, guy who likes the unfortunate foster children fights WAYYYY too much and knows all the stats of every fighter

Ryley Ellis

Copernicus Applebottom: Human Magician. He's definitely a human and not sketchy at all

Ella Riddick

Rocket Bird - not necessarily a bird that's a rocket

Amy Kingston

Character Name, Joedid Medirty

Garrett Creech

Korwick Weatherbee

Shane Soules

Hi! I'm playing a reluctant necromancer named iu (pronounced You) who is an elf cursed to look like a twelve year old for ever. She's not happy about it. Feel free to use her :)

kayce webber

Or it can be similar to a mr meseeks where you pour out the “joe” and joe will finish any task for you then die. Because existence is pain.

Kait O’Mara

Item: the cup-a-joe. It’s a cup of coffee that you drink and the spirit of “joe” embodies you. Joe will accomplish any one task that the user is struggling with.

Kait O’Mara

Club of driving Basically a golf club that can be used as a -1 club, but can be used to make ranged attacks from above

Sean Myers

Tex Ferguson

Taylor

Bombastic the Fantastic!, a mediocre juggler

Brianna Taylor

Character name Twinkle Toes, big burly dude who will immediately fight someone if they laugh at his name. +20 to initiate

Taylor Claar

Character Name: Raymond Parsnips. He just sounds like a neat guy.

Matt Sansweet

Character name: Bumble-ina (bumble-bee + Thumbul-ina) (My cat's name who was a stray before named by my now deceased neighbor). Probably an associate of Erin's ...

BumblingRose

Character Names: McSteamy and McDreamy. Idc how they're portrayed as long as the audience knows McSteamy is the hotter one with a better personality.

RockinBS

You have an awesome D&D name. You should be one of Erin's birds!

Jake Champagne

Character: Talon Ledford, any character :). its just my name...

Talon

Name: Skred, a kobold with armor made of pots and pans.

Merrily

I dont know why but i laughed really hard at how great this is.

Kasey P

Character Name: Craigory

Hailey Welker

Character name: Jah Rooles

Rollin Mike

Character Name : YahYeet The Man Meat

Korey Williams

Character Name: Thicc Nicc

fizzy_39

Character name. Smitty the Witty

Kait O’Mara

Item: Crossbow. Roll 1d12 for a chance to turn your target into a bowl full of pudding. The user gets to choose their pudding flavor but must state the flavor prior to their roll. If successful, you get to eat the pudding. Dairy-free if given to Beth, of course. Item: Ring of Backtracking. Roll 1d20 to change another player's or NPC's perception of what just happened to how you would have wanted them to perceive it. Can only be used once per player.

Emily

The mask of customer service

Quentin Galuteria-Soares

Item: Its a mask that provides immunity/resistance to poison and disease but you get disadvantage on your persuasion and intimidation rolls while wearing it. Once you put it on you must have it on for at least 6 hours.

Quentin Galuteria-Soares

Name: Spi'een Meemouf, just in case we get around to BDSM again.

Quentin Galuteria-Soares

Name: Paige Reispen (elf) Personality: Every compliment ends in an insult, and every insult ends with a compliment (They are very sarcastic and hates most people)

Victoria Maroon

Name: Aario Speedwagon

Lily Romano

Krisella Soulaxe, the Twice Dead because that’s the name of MY character who I refuse to give up.

Katie Sims

Item: Magical boomerang called, "Baby come back!" When thrown, if you miss you have to manually retrieve item, if it hits it has a chance to hit again. Item will come back only after hit and if user poses and says, "Baby come back!" -PS The boomerang has etched diaper on it.

Theata

Person: Bubba Lee, an inventor trying to create bubble wrap using all things bubble-like or air filled.

Theata

Place: "Put it on my tab" that the owner created by calling in a bunch of old favors. They REALLY regret naming it "Put it on my tab".

Theata

Item: the "go long gauntlet" After putting this gauntlet on the colors change to whatever sports team the wearer is the biggest fan of. grants advantage to hit on all thrown objects. Once per day (more than that maybe?) The wearer can shout "go long!!) At one creature within a 50 foot radius. Should they miss a wisdom saving throw the creature will be compelled to run away and attempt to catch a thrown object, even if they're going to be severely injured in the attempt.

Andrew Jemas

Name: Princess tinkles the organ harvester

Andrew Jemas

item. black berry. flat stones that you can use to speak with a creature 300 feet away as if you were using the cantrip message. also can be used to play snake and brick.

Mannybuttlard

name Kyle Arters... cause its my name and i dont care how you use it.

Mannybuttlard

Liza Milleafey

Squeaky

Broccoli. They're just a regular n/b person named Broccoli

jace aurisch

I want a character named Pamplemousse LaCroix.

Johnny Probably

To be clear, rhe ring teleports by itself. It doesn't bring the person. Shenanigans are up to dm digression

GeeGee Bonfiglio

Teleporation ring - when the Camand word is spoken the ring teleports 100 ft away, direction decided by a d4. 1-north, 2- south, 3- east, 4- west. Can only be used 2x a day, recharges on a long rest. If the ring is not retrieved the start of every day there is a 12% chance (12 or lower with percentage dice) that the ring will show up in the wearers pocket.

GeeGee Bonfiglio

The Head Cannon - a small ornamental cannon that attaches to the user’s head like a GoPro. Can be shot once but must then be reloaded at the next short rest. This novelty ornate firearm gives the user a potential advantage in making others see the world as they do. Firing the Head Cannon makes the user roll a D10, with 1-5 being a failure and 6-10 being a success. If successful, the dice score is added to the user’s persuasion roll and they have advantage on their perception checks until the next short rest. If unsuccessful, the Cannon misfires - the dice roll is deducted from the user’s persuasion roll and they have disadvantage on perception checks until the next short rest.

Joe Farrimond

Mr Moustaches Brother could be called Murray? ...and has a sweedish accent? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Daniel Smith

Blep a god or maybe a deity, they are a Blue tongued Skink and are chubby and have stupid little arms (Look one up its worth it) They are more powerful then the daddies yet just wiggle

Nyssa Lockwood

The name gargle mcfootsuck

Gargle Mcfootsuck

Snuru the Sniff, he has a really good sense of smell

Vidar Hedberg

Bobby Deuce is a cowboy hat wearing card playing rogue. Perhaps Scam Likely's apprentice. He gets his name from his signature calling card he leaves after robbing/scamming/looting someone.... a giant pile of shit.

Bobby Harrington

The Brass Bow Shop (it's exactly like Bass Pro Shop but for the dad's of the forgotten realm)

Clint bailey

Rok Hellraiser -- Orc heavy metal bard. Looks like your regular washed-out middle-aged metalhead, with his greasy mohawk and beer belly. Sports sideburns, all sorts of piercings, and a leather vest several sizes too small over his bare hairy torso. Never parts with his beloved axe guitar Disembowler. Rok's battle cry is "I ROK!!!". This isn't him trying to be punny. It's just that his command of Common is somewhat limited, but he wants his enemy to know who is about to slaughter them... which is he, Rok.

René McCracken

Henry oak.... A pair of birdwatchers that automatically give him plus 2 on perception roles whenever he dad's( embarrass in the way only a father can) the other players in a awkward way. Only can be used once per short rest Glenn close theory journal .. a item that after a certain amount (5) of conspiracy theory comments Glenn will be able to create a Nelson Mandela type affect change to a situation such as items like turning a enemies weapon in a animal to attack the enemy or change allegiances of enemy depending on level of enemies.. (obviously no one powerful like the purple dad's)( if Glenn wants to go against the grain from his character from being a selfish little boy , I suggest maybe using his first for Ron's pants) Daryls-  receives a t-shirt  which says " # 1 dad "granting him the power to have +3 on all roles during a single combat but if he makes a command or any other alpha b******* phrases (such as committing a action without ask the other dads) the power reverbs giving him disadvantage on every role until short rest... Have fun with that you silly little control freak you ...haha Ron-a autographed book that whenever used will immediately charm person into a super fan the action will last for-whole combat session . It can only be activated if Ron sings a verse from a  hit song that he has to play off like it's a Hi!I'm Ron single( preferably from now that's what I call music soundtrack) Payton - a short sword that when using the phrase there can only be one( Highlander quote) gives Peyton the power to become twice as intimidating until short rest... It must be completed from another player starting a slow clap if no slow clap Payton received disantvange

Ryan Logan

THE HOLY GRAIL OF ITEMS!!!! ( your welcome;) )

Ryan Logan

Terts and Nerps McGerts, bloodthirsty hillbilly half-ogress bounty hunters. My husband used them as unnamed characters in a game and I named them that during an encounter and my husband stopped the game for an hour because he pissed himself a little.

GM John

Jack, a human in his late teens, whose motto is "Family doesn't end in blood." He hunts down and kills demons.

ShambhalaKnight

it would be sick if you guys released this as a document, I would love to use it for my games

JJ Galloway

Submitted my name for a character, herc of lease. Famous adventurer who has slain the manticorn and the hydro, but now is a buisnes man who pleases put "affordable" housing

ajakinabox

Just submitted my name for a Character I think it would be interesting especially for one dad in particular

Robert Carl Pursell

Tarzul Windrider, a orc that's the size of an ogre but with a good Intelligence

Eric McDaniel

Had an idea for an item and I ran it by my friends who listen to the podcast as well, they loved it a heck ton and said I should submit it immediately. Hope you guys at least get a great laugh out of it!

Marian Metzger

I added an item that I really REALLY hope makes it into the game and I'm the first to think of it. I'm still happy if anyone reads and laughs at the idea of it, so that'll be the real reward.

Reynok

Just added my first name, it's so exciting to participate!

Joey M

Added my first name and I hope you guys get a kick out of it.

Brian Sherwood

Can we have a bar named The Rendered Deer? And perhaps a cat person (Preferably Wemic) named Prowl Goldenfur?

Two Roaches

i just contributed a name and an item, i really hope one of them is chosen, honestly though, id be happier with the item over the name!!!!!

Alan Burley

Shouldn't be a problem

Dungeons and Daddies

Contributed my first items, even if they don't make it in it's fun to feel like I'm participating!

Michelle Baxter

accidentally submitted my suggestions with a different email input than my patreon login. Will this be an issue?

Geoffrey Silvis

This is for people who may have missed the link in their emails - just to have it in an obvious place!

Dungeons and Daddies

I figured I had already submitted enough, but if y'all want more...

Ryan Peterson

I think I all ready submitted one

Chris Miranda