Put a Diner Under Your Tree!
Added 2024-11-29 15:35:50 +0000 UTC
Season's Greetings everyone!
It's that time of year where many of us celebrate one holiday or another at the end of the year. Let us be the first to say a very happy [INSERT HOLIDAY HERE] to you all!
Some people say that there's no such thing as the perfect gift, but what is perfect is your desire to show your affection to your friends and family.
And it turns out those people are morons.
Because the perfect gift is here!
Patreon has (frigging finally!) created an option where you can give a subscription to The Midnight Burger Patreon to your family and loved ones!
But you don't have to stop there! You can even give it to total strangers! People You hate! People that may only exist in your mind!
All you have to do is click here and you can choose what tier you'd like to give them!
Just think! You can avoid the Shopzies and finish all of your [INSERT HOLIDAY HERE] shopping today!
And, in keeping with the spirit of the season, remember to do all of this through a web browser and not the iOS app so that Apple will not be able to "Pull a Grinch" on you.
Happy Shopping!
-j
Comments
Just received a sticker in my mailbox! Given I live quite close to the bottom of the world, it must've cost a bomb to get it here! Best Christmas EVER! Thank you! ❤️
Mrs Mills
2024-12-23 06:05:41 +0000 UTCGive us a model of the diner 😭🥺
butter bunny
2024-12-18 07:25:57 +0000 UTC100% read this in The Muckelwains voices
James Harlow, Necropants salesman of the year
2024-12-03 11:58:50 +0000 UTCI know it was a long shot, but I got excited thinking you were selling models of the diner 😔
Abhinhaso
2024-11-29 17:35:25 +0000 UTCLove this!!!
Shwetha Delanthamajalu
2024-11-29 17:21:10 +0000 UTCPerfect opportunity to fit shopzies in there, or some cabbage patch kid joke
Cullen Wyne
2024-11-29 15:55:52 +0000 UTCIt’s the farm! Just as I see it in my mind’s eye! I’ve already forced… I mean encouraged my small group to listen to the Diner’s goodness, sprinkled with Hwat sugar, with eyes on the Horizon. Happy holidays to all!
Joey B
2024-11-29 15:55:02 +0000 UTCI am so excited about this! My bestie from college is the only person I know who listens to MB other than my spouse. I was wishing I could send him a subscription because he's a month behind and I'm terrified I'm going to spoil something for him! Wish granted! Yay!
Sour_yell
2024-11-29 15:40:31 +0000 UTC
