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Send questions for the Halkias Bros!

Ever wonder what it was like growing up in the Halkias household? Wonder how they got along? Wanna know what they were like as kids? Or about the evolution of the Halkias dynasty?

Drop your Halkias family questions in the comments on this thread! (Or call in and we’ll try to screen in time, but comments on this are probably your best best.)

Also, send general holiday/Christmas/New Years questions, either in these comments, or over voicemail at 904-800-STAV.

Comments

Who has the biggest hog?

Criss Angel Mindqueef

Give us more South East stories

Maya S

What are weird customs/rules that are normal in Greece but weird in America? I’ve been dating an American for the past three years. We have arguments over our cultural differences. My American boyfriend thinks it’s weird that I won’t introduce him to my family. He introduced me to his family within few months and they’ve invited me on vacations and stuff which is nice of them to include me into the family. But in Japan it’s different. It’s pretty conservative. I’m super close to my family but I’m not going to introduce you to my family just because I’m dating you. Introducing a partner to your family is a big deal in Japan. The only time I’ll introduce my boyfriend is if we got engaged. In Japan, it’s done bit backwards. You get engaged first then you meet the family and ask the father for their blessings to marry their daughter. Also in my head I’m just like, why do you want to meet my family so much. It’s weird as fuck. Anyways… Any customs in Greek culture that is not seen in American culture?

Maya S

https://www.thedp.com/article/2024/10/penn-greek-lady-health-code-shutdown

JBones

Who was the first brother to question your parents authority?

googonegoo

What’s the worst fight y’all had growing up?

Sophia Tygh

how would you imagine the next generation of Halkias boys would turn out if there were any?

Gerry Bueno

When did you learn to not jack off in front of each other for fun?

Mike Jones

What do I have to do to join the Church of the Holy Dagger?

Justin Holtsclaw

Can we please get more art history streams? Best twitch VOD content

John Rogers

You said you played sports as a kid and I assume your brothers did…..what type of sports dad was your dad?? Did he yell at the ref?? Did he not care? Did he show up drunk and embarrass you?? I need to know. I was a high level runner and ran in college but my dad was a nerd and didn’t give a fu$&. So you never know.

John Whittaker

Keeping it twisted 😎

Danny Captain

What is the biggest fight you had with one of your brothers growing up?

Will Wagner

Hey I love you man, and I loved your show last Friday after Thanksgiving, I cracked a rib laughing so hard. But man... do you need a workout/fitness buddy>? I got shredded a couple years ago and am happy to support.

Jaisal Noor

How often did you eat non-Greek food at family meals?

David Coles

Does george still havr his podcast?

Yamcha

When was the first time the boys all got stoned together for the first time?!

Zachary Girten

What chores did each of you have to do growing up?

D’s Knees

Can we please get a vision by Joshy for 2025

Sophia

Did you ever realize that Stav is a doppelgänger with Chief Lorenzo from Die Hard 2?

Kevin Donovan

What was the most ridiculous reason Papa Halkias smashed stuff in the house over? And what were the most ridiculous things smashed? Or was the coffee table his main whipping boy?

FamousBamos

If the 3 of you could pick one super power each what would it be? Why? How would you use it? What would your hero/villain name be? If you had to pick for each other what would you pick for who?

Brandon Bryant

From each of your perspectives, Which of the three of you was your mom’s favorite? Who was Dads?

juan landeros

How many times did you catch each other beating off?

Callum Davies

Halkias Brothers needs to become a regular thing. It's been far too long since we've been blessed with their presence on the pod.

K

Could Stavros play Babs Johnson in a remake of Pink Flamingos?

JPenis

What were some favorite things about Greek town or Baltimore you guys remember growing up? Also Favorite Greek meal and if different last meal if you were getting executed.

Kendal Edmondson

Best memories smoking together?

Austin S

At what point did the family stop worrying about stav being in comedy?

JurassicDog

Have the Halkias Brothers ever become Eskimo brothers? If not, was there a time where you came close?

Jonatini

Need a monthly halkias bros ep at minimum

Hugo

Loudest shits

Ratdick

Who has the best game, both currently and historically.

Ratdick

From you're circle of childhood friends or acquaintance, who became the biggest horror story. E.g: biligerant racist, failed family or convicted of an incredibly stupid or elaborate crime or really anything of a failing nature

TheHardestR

If you guys were in a Donner Party type Scenario (stuck in snow in the mountains completly stranded) would you guys commit to starving death or would someone be eaten? If so who

MMHUMM

In Japan, similar to other countries, children are expected to take care of their aging parents. Im currently in the process of moving my parents in so I can better care for them. Who in the Halkias clan is planning to take in the parents?

Maya S

Halkias Bros: how to keep being around each other after experiencing insane awkward shit together(catching each other jorkin it) and how to keep being around each other after one of y'all became a drug addict and fucked everyone else over then got sober but never officially went on an apology tour within the family to mend stuff?

emma-bo-bemma

What’s the most fucked-up prank Stav played on his lil’ bros? How’d they get him back?

Matt Ocasio

Slowly becoming friends with my daughters classmates mom- Question Do I fuck her sister (classmates) Aunt. And risk school drop-offs being wierd for the rest her school career there? Only 3 more years of elementary

Kyle

What’s everyone’s social media algorithm like?

Andrew Gannon

What’s your most embarrassing childhood memory?

Peaches from Tulsa

halkias bros: Stavvy is the funny one, George is the artsy one, Nick is the sporty one. Each one perfect in their own way, but growing up in the Halkias household, did any of you envy each others skill sets?

Jessica B (jess2drunk)

Has George written any new songs?

Randy

Which one of you got pussy first? Were the other 2 jealous or hyped?

Midwestbobbyhill

Which of you is the most likely to transition?

Lord Abraxas

Who rolls the best blunts/jays etcetera? Tell us more perspective on your dad being a wild man, any unique stories not yet shared?

Matt Witmer

Has George created any new songs he’d like to share ?

Joe

1v1v1 halkias bros in the wild weapons allowed one left standing who is it

Colton Oakeley

Coming from 3 guys, I need help thinking of new/creative ideas on what to get my boyfriend for Christmas. We’ve been together for 5 years and I’ve pretty much gotten him everything I can think of. Is there anything that guys have been liking lately? There are so many trendy new things girls want, but I’m not in the loop on boys 😭

Gena Moore

I also like to hit’em with the flex. Fly eagles fly on the road to victory? Habibi, I love your show. It’s hilarious and I bought ur movie. I support good comics like you.

HotShotDoc

Funny how you only talk about the Greek garbage…how about we talk about how the Ottoman Empire was awesome? Also, your anti-circum crusade, just like the original crusades, is baseless and futile. I can say that bc I didn’t to umbc…but I am a triple board certified hot shot doc

HotShotDoc

When I was visiting family in Sparti and kalamata last summer, I heard that apparently the rest of Greece is like weird towards Peloponnesian Greeks. Why tf is that? Is it bc peloponesians are sexier and have better food?

lili haig

Did you ever catch eachother wanking?

Alfie Lamb

Did you ever get gifts for "all of you" that ended up in fighting? Or did you ever destroy one another's possessions/gifts on purpose?

Aubrey Cameron

Ancient Greece left us some of antiquity’s coolest cultural artifacts. What’s your favorite era of Greek art? favorite Greek sculpture? building? how about a favorite Greek myth? if you went back in time to an ancient Greek polis, which city-state would you pick? would you be a philosopher-pederast from Athens? a warrior-pederast from Sparta? a wealthy merchant of boys from Corinth? how often did you watch porn with your dad?

Occhio

What is the best/your favorite pranks you guys ever pulled on each other/others????? My mom was constantly bitching about her lotion being out, I showed her my little brother was using it all in the shower when I put all my stepdads icy hot in the bottle. The cries were so satisfying 🤣

saint joeggies

Head game is strong, but I don't feel like I can trust a word she says. I live in Bow, Washington, about an hour north of Seattle. Thanks Stav and the Albanian helper!

Joe Burns

I'm dating a girl that says she loves me and wants to get married. The problem is that she is a self described pathological liar. How do I handle this?

Joe Burns

xmas question from Europe so I cant call in.. I've filed for divorce a few weeks ago, my wife wants to keep having sex for as long as we don't have a partner at least. We were married for 15 years, im 47yo but women typically really like me. I would have no problem finding a new relationship, but to be honest I've never had better sex than with my wife. We've been practicing for 30 years, no secret kinks, there is no way it will get better than that. But I could easily find someone hotter than her. Is it a bad idea to just become lovers for as long as that works? We've been fucking at least once a day for the last few weeks, and agreed to not discuss feelings anymore it's just fucking and a 10 second hug max. This works for me, but it also feels like i'm in a porn movie. We've been to therapy and all of that stuff, we cant be married anymore thats over.

FLSP

Besides yourselves, favorite guest on the pod?

Stephen

How would you feel about your brother becoming the "Joe Rogan" of the Left?

Stephen

How was the company each of the Halkias bros kept growing up? What were the friend group dynamics? Who had the most annoying friends? Most questionable person you’ve brought to the house?

Andrew Gannon

When you three roll into a diner, what’s the order?

Mister Gambini

What’s one pet peeve that y’all had from each other growing up?

J.D. Minor

What do they other bros think of Stavvy’s immense fame and popularity? Are they a fan of his comedy?

Sidney Short

Which un-circed halkias bro looks most like Alf down there?

Hoe Biden

which halkias bro has the biggest cock?

markomarko69

Which bro has the biggest pee pee?

Art.

Did you guys have the same type in women growing up? If so, Did it ever become and issue?

Josue Jimenez

What videos game did you guys play during the Halkins home and is NFL Blitz is the better football game than Madden ( I was a NFL Blitz kid growing up)

Ernesto Gonzalez

I have 2 IVF kids. They’re young, so we’ve never talked about them being test tube babies. How did your parents explain it to you and did you think it was weird?

Gabriel

If given a second chance at life, would you press the button to start over at any age with all the knowledge you have now. OR is this the best that it gets?

Blackcaiman

Do you pay your brothers to be on the podcast? Or do you treat them the same as your Albanian?

Ian Livingston

Another halkias bros episode 🥹🥹🥹 it's gonna be a Christmas miracle 🙏❤️

Sarah McManaman

How many pounds of kbbq have you guys eaten all at once?

Blackcaiman

If all the halkias bros and the albanian step into a ring right now. Who would leave? I have money on my boy Eldis!

Blackcaiman

Who came the closest to fighting y’all’s dad?

Chase Blevins

Did any of you keep your Greek accent longer than the other? And did it get you picked on or was it cool having an accent?

Tyler

Are you Eskimo bros as well as Halkias bros?

Tyler

Have any of you saved any friends from dieing while doing dumb kid shit like playing on a frozen pond or whatever a jersey equivalent is.

Tyler

Just found out I might be eligible for Greek citizenship (my dad is first gen and I have some paperwork proving my grandpa was born in Megalopolis). Do you guys think it's worth pursuing? No family left in Greece, though we found some family friends on a trip way back in the 90s. I've been several times throughout my life, am 35 now.

Wynne Kontos

Now that all the dick and balls questions are out of the way, I’ve got something wholesome. What was your favorite Christmas gift growing up and who gave it to you?

Matt Harding

Do you remember any nightmare meals/dishes with your family? When my mother was in the hospital, my brother and I had to get fed by our father, who made some disgusting sausages one night that we threw away and also fed to our dog 🤣 lots of frozen chicken patties and sadness during that time.

Liz Thompson

Hey Halkioi bros, an Al dust A few 5 months back I lost the charging cable for my beard trimmer and figured that I would either find the cable, buy a new trimmer, or go to a barber. Anyways, it’s almost December now and my 1 and a half year old niece thinks I look weird with a beard. I joked with my parents that it would be funny if I dyed my beard white and dressed up like Santa for her. They took me up on that offer and now I have to keep this shitty civil war beard until at least December 26th. Everyone thinks I look like a douchebag or a hobo and it itches like fuck because I have dry skin. Any advice please. Thanks.

NotDanBennett

I really want to know your favorite Greek family tradition

Gus Sevastos

Is there any childhood secret you’d like to confess now that the statute of limitations has passed? Like breaking one of your brothers’ toys or something.

Mason Atkinson

Gay confessions

amanitagod

Can eldis chose a fuck, marry, kill between the brothers?

Mitchell Vallejo

How do i get my girlfriend to go to therapy. I'm going again to work through some personal stuff but she was emotionally abused growing up and it affects her day to day more than she realizes

Sam Martinez

Is it weird not having the same godmother as your brother(s)?

Ashley

Are you guys crumbl cookie enjoyers? If so, whats your favorite and least favorite cookie

Sam Martinez

Is George still making art?

Michael Chevalier

How did your relationship with your brothers change through therapy? You touched on it over the years, but how was it before and after, especially asnit relates to your dad?

Lord Fartleby

I’ve never seen my brother’s penis. Have you guys seen each others hogs? Can you remember any warm moments?

Emily

Do any of you have a good recipe for baked mac and cheese by chance?

Vern

Where can we buy George’s art now?

WarioTush

Could we ever get a new Halkias bros art stream?

Mikeevee

At what age did each of Stavvy's younger siblings realize they could kick Stavvy's ass?

Baxter Dashingrod

What were the video games y'all played together growing up? Who was best and why?

Williams Gandy

One for Eldis: what was Christmas like in Albania? Was it pretty much the same holiday because I feel like there was some bent tradition Albanians would do.

C Graczyk

Who gets to tell mom about Stavvy getting jerked off in a headlock, whilst oinking like a pig? I vote Eldis because she’d expect heart break from an Albanian

Chase Blevins

on a scale from “having sex with the same girl” to “double penetrating the same girl with your penises rubbing together inside her”, how close are you guys willing to interact with each other in a sexual context?

austin

The one brother with the super thick baldimoor accent. Is that legit or a joke?

Sam O

Who taught you guys to jerk it?

Adam B

My brother and I “shared” some pussy once and I wonder if y’all ever had a similar scenario…Short n sweet I was first and after as I was leaving the room, my younger brother walked in. grabbed her hand and said “sharing is caring” she laughed and asked if I would join, I said no and away they went…It was sick

AlfredBordenGuy

Was there any annoying/funny phases that you went through? (obsessed with a song, weird fashion style etc)

Jord Berry

My wonderful grandmother, born in Orestias Greece 100 years ago, recently passed away. We’re ethnically Armenian, but since she was a Greek citizen, my brothers and I realize that we’re eligible for Greek passports. I just wanted to know from the Halkias brothers if you think becoming Greek is worth it for us to pursue. We have no family there, but the pics on Insta look sweet and we love meat dolma, spanikopita, maybe a little fried smelt? Ooo yeah.

Spencer Porter

have any of you tried to perform self suck

carterk

Which one of you was the habitual cockblocker

Nash essman

Who's the favourite?

Alex Southey

why does george have such a vastly different accent than nick?

Jules Meyers

My older brother (who’s a big manosphere/misogynist/males are conditionally loved guy) is getting engaged soon. I’ve never met her, but I do admittedly feel bad for the girl but she’s a consenting adult who has to know what she’s getting herself into. Any advice on how to handle this situation aside from the general pleasantries?

Brandon

Who got laid first out of the brothers, assuming it wasn’t Stav

Dan

What’s a crazy thing that happened between the Halkias bros that you never told your parents about?

Jord Berry

hottest aunt?

Blake Bertolin

Any future business plans for all three Halkias bros in the future Halkias Greek restaurant? And would mama Halkias ever consider to be on the pod even for a couple min??

XixiG

My question is...how can Eldis not choose this article for Kush Bros... https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/20/nuttin-but-azz-basketball-tournament-canceled-after-outrage-over-raunchy-theme/

Rusty Shackleford

Is there only one way to wipe your ass? My brother said he wipes back to front, but says he doesn’t get shit on his balls, he says it’s kind of a scoop method 🤷🏻‍♂️

Roger Cruz

Are you doing ok? After all this success im wondering if you’re as confused at life as you were when you first started

Galen Simon

How has the family still in Baltimore taken the Ronnie fame?

Seth E

I am a new parent to a baby boy and currently have aspiration to have 3 kids one day. How was it growing up with 2 other siblings? Did any of you feel as though you guys were deprived of any attention? Wife and I are contemplating the trade offs of having more kids in the near future.

Steve

What was the most trouble you each have been in growing up?

JPenis

Which brother was the biggest tattle tale, and why was it Nick?

Jake

Also what are some ticks/habits that each of you had growing up and how did they start/do you still have them now

IHateBenha

Stav mentions not knowing his family was white trash until later in life. When did you realize you were white trash?

Mitch

Who was the biggest diva and why was it Nick

Cindi

What is the family’s thoughts on Let’s start a Cult. And why didn’t any of the Halkias Bros make a cameo ???

Joe

What was the biggest difficulty each of you faced growing up in a 1st generation born immigrant household?

Cristian Delgado Vega

Greek/ Albanian new years traditions? Maybe your cousin taking a 12 yr old to a sex club?

Jimmyshimmy

Any tips on foreskin advice? I can get tears sometimes from overuse Y’all pull that back when pissing or let it flow? Fellow uncirced brother here trying to see how the community handles it.

Traplos

What is the funniest memory of Stav as a child?

Angus

Who was the mama's boy and a " tellin motherfucka" that always snitched on the others?

ANGEL

My friend and I are going to Baltimore for the Ravens and Steelers game in December do you have any food recs besides Jimmy's seafood?

Joe Hagberg

What was the most memorable family argument?

Ariele

Hottest teacher each one of you had growing up (and what they taught)

IHateBenha

How often is too often to jack off at work?

Sexfahani

Which brother is the strongest? Which brother is more cool? Which brother has the, not necessarily bigger, but better penis?

Trevor Dye

What games did you guys play over holiday breaks as kids?

Aj Snyder

I’m also one of three brother & we’re all in our late 20’s early 30’s. We’re not very close. How can we get closer? What did yall do to stay close/get closer?

Wolfie Harris

Have any of you heard a better sounding laugh than that of Stavro? I think not.

Mark Stedorro

Did any of you bring a girl over to the house ?

BrickhouseArsh

Was there ever a socks or underwear stealing situation? My brother used to take mine instead of doing his laundry. Pissed me off to no end so I brought it up in front of his girlfriend 😂 He was not happy

Adam

What is their fav eldis related memory

will dean

On an episode the other month with Sagalow, Stav was talking about his dad’s politics but got cut off by a joke—I was interested to know how dad’s political views in America were influenced by having grown up in post-fascist Greece!

Jack Knizhnik

Did you guys ever walk in on Stav gerkin his yerkin

Alexander Elaty

What’s the Halkias brothers tips for giving woman oral pleasure? Any special moves or tips? Who’s a finger and tongue combo guy? Anyone like a finger in the butt ?

Roger Cruz

Which brother has the fattest nuts

Jim Beam

Does George resent Stavros for stealing his voice to create the Ronnie persona and get free Ravens tickets?

WarioTush

Why am I so drunk

William Wallace

What kind of pranks would you pull on each other?

Leland Giffin

Hey boys, what was your favorite things about growing up in Baltimore?

Daniel Sullivan

“Best best”

Noelani Sepe

Which brother had to wipe balls?

Itsalloverforme


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