WELCOME!!!

hey kurt boy! long time listener first time commenter, love the pod. my question for you is do you have any ideas for new and upcoming tattoos you want to get? love the stinky fish one by the way

I would love an updated tattoo tour/explanation!

So so SO stoked you added an extra show in Raleigh, NC. Thank you! I can't wait, dude.

Dani

im a fan of that idea ;)

if you were on drag race and you had to impersonate someone for snatch game, who would it be?

Ophelia Borders

THIS

disciple of shawn

what if we get our own advice segment with entries that are patron exclusive on the bonus episodes

disciple of shawn

i was thinking it would be really cool to see you go to astro.cafeastrology.com and do your birth chart and like say if the things are accurate or not and make fun of the things that aren’t accurate👀

disciple of shawn

That's such a great idea!

Can we get Korean bbq together after your Dallas show? (Or if you like Texas bbq we can do that--your pick.) I can pay for it if you like lol. Ok here's the serious question. What's your favorite piece of clothing you own? I tend to associate big memories with the clothes I happened to be wearing at the moment, and I'm curious to hear if you have any really nice memories tied to pieces of clothing that you own. Love ya Kurtis!

Kelvin Graham

do u ever plan on having jacob sharpe on any of the bonus episodes :-)?

killian

What made you decide to get a mullet? Did someone else’s mullet inspire you?

Highly considering taking shrooms before the next bonus episode so either 1. Have you ever taken psychedelics? Or 2. Talk about anything just please don't scare me talking about some dissociation or weird time stuff

Have you ever made videos or started ideas for something that you completely scrapped or never finished? What kind of content have you made or started that we've never seen before?

If I were to shift anywhere I would be kiwi for a day

how do you deal with hecklers on stage? also cant wait to see you in boston :D

i’d love to hear about the music you’re into!

I’m so excited for this!!!😁😁😁

Idk if this is like not exciting, but I’m really curious about how you actually make money off of videos; like does YouTube™️ pay you per person watching? How do ads work? I’m just very curious about the logistics of all that.

is there a video you have had an idea for but haven’t been able to make due to the cost of it / other restrictions?

rin

asked this before you tweeted about the tattoo lmao but feel free to still talk about it bc i can’t think of another question

rin

will you get xun on the bonus pod?

have you ever dyed or considered dyeing your hair?

the Mandela effect would be a cool topic to talk about, like our collective false memories

on a positive note, what has been your favorite part of being stuck inside during the last year? have you felt yourself appreciating smaller things (like seeing friends, going on walks etc) or do you have more of a pessimistic view of how your life has changed? -grace (jam and i share this account cuz we each only wanna pay u half ❤️)

also!! i think it would be really cool/interesting to incorporate more politics into your podcast since u won’t be censored by youtube anymore ! :D

Hi Kurtis :p what are you most looking forward to for when you go back on tour?

Hey kurtis! who are your favorite youtubers to watch? :) aside from your friends!

hello kurtboy what is ur favourite spot/thing to do in toronto i moved here from hamilton during quarantine and i have barely been in the city

Hey Kurtis! On VRG #150, you talked about your old Macintosh computer project. It sounds pretty cool, and I think it would be neat if you posted some short videos or just some photos of your progress.

You mentioned in your bonus episode podcast that you almost became an English teacher! I'm a teacher myself, and I wanted to ask what inspired you to almost go down that career path before you decided you wanted to become a comedian/YouTuber? :)

Will you ever consider opening up to your audience about your childhood and/or personal life more? An in depth interview with you or autobiography would be dope. Love you so much.

Love this question.

if it's any comfort in one of kurtis' videos with dean they said that dean poops his pants i think once or twice a year or something like that lol

not a question and i'm not sure how dmca works on patreon but it might be easier to do content about tiktok/songs/movies/etc on here. Youtube's copyright system is insane, so on here you might not have to change the audio in tiktok's or you could talk about topical songs and actually be able to play them instead of just reading the lyrics y'know

elle

do you ever think about straightening your hair like just for fun to see what it would look like

did you ever cry while watching attack on titan

i know youve mentioned your favorite movies here and there before but id love to hear why / what they mean to you :)

Also! I think it would be a good idea to start a patreon discord. Would be a fun place for all us folks to talk to each other

Griffin Batcheller

would you unshave your mustache given the opportunity?

& as a youtuber, do you actually watch YouTube that much? & if so who do you watch

you show us shitty tiktoks of the week (good segment btw) but what kind of tiktoks do you actually like

favorite place you’ve done standup? / place you want to go?

Where is your eboys audition?!! I’ve been asking you this for the longest time and never got my answer.

do you think lactokinesis (the ability to control lactose products) is a useless, or powerful superpower to have ?? i think it's extremely powerful but people think im stupid for it pls help

if you were to make a movie, what genre would you go for? also what movie do you wish you had made first?

You should make a playlist! And share the link OR just talk about your favorite music.

He has said that it is bo burnham on stream before but i realllyyy want him to do a full inside song tier list

Hey Kurtis! what is your comfort tv show/internet content? the thing you find yourself returning to when nothing else is hitting the spot. For me it's either Always sunny, Jake and Amir, Avatar, Community, or content like yours :) excited to see what the bonus episodes bring

Griffin Batcheller

I would love some advice on walking away from a traditional "corporate" role and taking the leap to pursue your passion. Is there anything you know now that you wish you would have known back then?

Worst fan experience? Do you get recognized in public a lot?

I'm not Kurt, but Instagram is where I found most of my tattoo artists. Just look up #bostontattoo or something

Sav Singleton

Which village/town from Ocarina of Time would you most like to live in?

coconutmallcop

what’s been your most interesting/odd experience when meeting a supporter? (if you’ve had one)

If you had a signature scent what would it be

do you have any sort of process when it comes to deciding what tattoo you want to get next and what advice would you give to someone who wants to get their first tattoo? also i love you and i’m so excited for what comes next with the patreon <3

You can choose one liquid which you can dispense from each of your fingertips on one hand. Which five liquids are you choosing?

Aidan Patko

Is there any video ideas you really wanted to film but couldn't for some reason? What would you film if there wasn't any copyright issues, guidelines or other restrictions stopping you?

If you could go back in time and change a historic event, to either better the world or make something funny happen, would you consider cereal to be a kind of soup?

Damien Nijssen

Kurtis as an adult have you ever accidentally pooped your pants please I’m getting crucified right now by my girlfriend and her brothers bc I trusted a fart too much when I was 19 I need someone on my side

Dakota Maker

hii do you have any tips on how to find a cool tattoo artist with a style that you like/how did you find your tattoo artist? bc i have no idea where to start but im gonna be going to school in boston so im sure there’s a lot of choices

talia

funniest/most embarassing story from your childhood?

ollie

hi kurtis :) excited for whatever ya got in store!❤

ollie

favorite comedian check

tiahna lawrence

hiii curt i had 6.43 dollars in my bank account i was so happy when i found out it was $5

Omg hi kurt

anyway bestie i sent my question in the dm’s 😋

Kurt boy I gotta say, the bits I hear from you on the pod have inspired some of the best conversations I’ve had with friends. My fave one was when you talked about getting a red light ticket because of the bassist “the edge” of U2. Damn you The Edge, you still owe Kurt 300 dollars. “YEAH YEAH YEAH”

i agree kurtis answer this

rin

Nice

do you have any ideas for your goat story tattoo? and are there any other tattoo ideas you’ve had over lockdown but haven’t been able to get yet

rin

bff what’s your favorite bit that you’ve done at any of your comedy shows?

jack!

bestie i need to know what your favorite taylor swift album is