Hart of Dixie 2X4: Suspicious Minds

Okay, so Zoe and Wade are back to having 'casual sex,' (not that I think Zoe knows what casual sex is, but whatever). She wants to chat to L

Okay, so Zoe and Wade are back to having 'casual sex,' (not that I think Zoe knows what casual sex is, but whatever). She wants to chat to Lavon about this, but he's not really interested in hearing about her sex life with Wade.

So, when Ruby pops by the doctor's office claiming she misses Zoe, she caves when she promises no election talk. Then Ruby suggests her going on a date with her cousin, but Zoe declines because of Wade. She explains that they are casual, so Ruby says a date would fine. But, Zoe seems to think that casual sex means, you have a standing sex appointment with only each other, and turns the date down.

She heads home and dresses herself up in a slutty nurse (doctor?) outfit, and totters her way over to Wade's in it, only to find that he's got a girl there. And not only that, he put a sock on his door, the universal symbol for I'm having sex in here. (I found this bizarre since it's his house).

Zoe is shocked and hurt and calls up Ruby to set up the date. She casually mentions it to Wade when he tells her that her tile came in and he can install it tomorrow. He takes it well. Doesn't seem jealous or upset. Is fairly playful about it, even. This seems to upset Zoe even more, so she calls the cousin back and switches the date to the Rammer Jammer, where Wade can see them.

It's a fairly disastrous date. Zoe spends the whole time trying to get Wade's attention and getting drunk at the table. Eventually, Wade comes up to her and whispers in her ear that they need to go, Lavon was arrested for shoplifting. And drunk Zoe screams it in the bar. You'll never guess who overhears? If you guessed everyone, you were right. But, most importantly, Ruby.

Zoe chases her out of the bar and begs her not to say anything. She knows that this isn't Lavon. But Ruby claims all is fair in love and politics. Plus, she's already leaked it to the paper, so too bad, so sad. Bitch.

So, how did we get here, you ask? Lemon has been nauseous for the entire day and when AnnaBeth suspects she might be pregnant, Lemon thinks she might be too. But, they live in a teeny tiny town. There is no discretely buying a pregnancy test here. So, she tries to shoplift one while she and Lavon are picking up supplies for his campaign bbq the next day. But she gets caught and he takes the blame. I laughed for way to long when he said he needed it for Burt Reynolds. It was just so ludicrous that I found it hysterical.

Just as she gets the results for the test, George shows up at the houseboat. Like I said, word gets around in a small town. He tells he if she's pregnant, he'll totally raise the baby with her. But, she's not. And George then reminds her that she gets seasick. Which would explain the recent nausea. She's devastated since she lives on a boat and refuses to go back home. But, George and are I alike in that he loves the houseboat and wants to move anyway, so they agree to switch places to live.

The next day, Lavon is on the front of the newspaper as 'Mayor in Thief.' Zoe apologizes and so does Lavon. He says if he had just let her talk about Wade, she wouldn't have had to go talk to Ruby about it. All is forgiven between those too. And after Lemon confesses that the pregnancy test was her's, but town is giving Lavon another shot at endorsements. So, all's well that ends well. Except for Brick and Magnolia, I guess. It seems like Lemon did, literally, every single thing around the house and they have no idea how to live.

Zoe and Wade talk and it turns out, the girl she saw was delivering her tile. And the sock was just a dirty one that Wade had hung up (I knew it was stupid to put a sock on your own door). They decide to go with Zoe's rules for casual sex, which is basically they only have sex with each other, don't date anyone else, but also don't date each other (at least as far as I can tell).

Oh, and George is still dating the blonde chick since he didn't want to hurt her feelings, but she's driving him crazy. Finally he just sort of explodes that they doesn't like, literally, anything about her. He definitely let that go on for too long.