NEW Spring 2022 Merch Has Sprung!

Hello Deathlings!

How are these early days of spring treating you? Are you in a place that's warming up? Cooling down? Still buried in snow?

Today I enjoyed what can only be described as a "Goldilocks Iced Coffee". It was not too sweet, not too strong, I nailed the dairy-alternative situation – it was JUST RIGHT. I wish this for you too. 

But I'm not here to talk over-priced caffeine beverages (though I'm open to that), today I want to remind you that Caitlin's SECRET Store has new merch! New merch like the AMERICAN MUMMY t-shirt I'm rockin' above. 

I wore it to brunch and was asked if it's a band, which made me feel cool. Then I got to "thrill" my eating companions with mummification and botched embalming stories, so I'm obviously EVEN COOLER. You too can be the belle of the brunch with this tee. Or the belle of your living room, which, let's be honest, is where I truly shine.

And, as a special preview for all, we are putting one of the items usually in the Secret Store in the main The Order of the Good Death Store. 

[Caitlin standing outdoors amidst greenery and sunlight, smiling looking off camera and wearing dark gray joggers that say "Deathling" down the leg in white.]

These cozy, not too thick/not too thin DEATHLING joggers have been my go-to since I got them. I admit I haven't always been a joggers person, but somehow these are the "just right" pants for me – they go from working on my couch to trotting down the street for my next jolt of coffee. And I still have a LEWK. 

Normally these pants are only available in my SECRET Store, but since so many of you have asked, "What's up with the SECRET Store?" we thought we'd give you a peek behind the (SECRET) curtain. Are you an old school "The Middle Ages Were Magic" fan? Love you some limited edition collectors items? The Secret Store might be for you (available to $5+ Patrons). 

And thank you for helping us decide which items to stock. Remember that survey from a little while ago? It was your answers that guided us in choosing our new merch! Those new muscle tanks, slouchy tops, and shirts for little deathlings? That's all you!

So enjoy spring, whenever it comes to you, and enjoy the shiny new merch we're so excited about! YOU are the perfectly portioned, dairy-alternative creamer in my coffee.

Onward!

Caitlin