Greetings Deathlings,
Behold! This week's installment of Cadaver Crimes is an *EXCLUSIVE* video just for you, dear Patron.
We MURDER-SHE-WROTE you all a special bonus video!
(Or I guess in this case it would be "Scandal She Wrote"? Whatever, you get it. YOU'RE SPECIAL AND WE LOVE YOU.)
Oh, and be a lamb and don't share this video anywhere, m'kay? It really is a video just for our Patrons. Like the saying goes, "If you love something, keep it to yourself and don't share it on Facebook."
But truly, thank you for your support. The whole team had so much fun creating these videos and we couldn't have done it without you. Thank you for giving us the confidence to really embrace the Year of Ambition with our content.
Next month, we're pushing ourselves even further. As I mentioned in the video, we're working on a, uh, "big, long one". A big, long VIDEO. We're pretty excited about it. I think it has a little something for everyone – elements of classic Ask a Mortician...and more! Stay tuned.
And don't forget that the special offer for a PIN OF MY FACE is still going on! Just preorder my book, "Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?" from a participating indie bookstore near you, before August 12th, and you'll not only get a signed copy of the book, but you'll also get a limited edition enamel pin of ME.

And to be clear, this is not a Patreon-only thing. It's a support independent booksellers thing! ANYBODY can get in on this. So tell your friends! As the saying goes, "If you love an enamel pin of Caitlin's face, tell your friends on Facebook how to get one too."
Here's a list of participating bookstores:

Thank you deathlings, from my face to yours.
Caitlin