Okay, towards the end of my discussion, I get super annoyed that I cannot remember what important thing I needed to talk about. Well, as I type this up I remember (because it's the fucking title of the episode, Dana!). So, we seriously stuck a dead body in a drum of Crème de Menthe and then sold it! I mean Jamie does't know it's sold, and the boys don't know there's a body in it, but still! This is gonna get very messy.
Anyway, speaking of bodies, Claire (sweetheart that she is) tried to save the man who tried to kill her, but was unsuccessful. And she's not taking it well. Jamie is trying to console her as best he can, but honestly, he doesn't seem to too bothered that he'd dead. Lol.
Ian, apparently, has run away and Jamie is lying to older Ian about it. This makes Claire upset and Jamie cannot seem to understand why. This argument felt strange to me. Jamie is so nonchalant about Claire's concerns and it seems really out of character for him. But I'm wondering if he's just having trouble dealing with his actual problem which is
THAT HE'S FUCKING MARRIED. I HATE IT. But we're ignoring it for now. Ha.
And the print shop goes up in flames with Ian inside it. Jamie manages to save him and get him to safety but the shop is destroyed. Afterward, Jamie agrees to take Ian home and sets up a meeting with Ned to deal with the fact that HE'S ALREADY MARRIED. But where is this woman? Is she back in Lallybrook? If it's Laoghaire I'm gonna lose it.