Virgil: ....Okay, first off, hyenas aren't related to canines. We're our own distinct biological family- Hyaenidae- and we're taxonimically closer to mongooses and cats than we are to golden retrievers. I'm not a dog, Mason. You know that, right...?
Sunny: Oh. Explains why I'm so much cuter than you. ;3
Virgil, to himself: yep, i'm gonna eat him
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Virgil is understandably anxious about meeting his boyfriend's wealthy suburbanite parents for the first time (wow this relationship is definitely progressing further than virg anticipated), and Sunny is NOT helping. don't worry, i'm sure sunny's dear parents are just as cheerfully problematic as their darling son. virgil's definitely in for a fun time
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