"Ah....Sergeant Spitfire, ma'am? Are you sure all this is completely necessary?"
"Necessary'? Is it 'necessary' for me to drink my own urine?"
".....Probably not."
"No! But I do it anyway, because it's sterile, and I like the taste!"
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in my head, Spitfire sounds less like a kid-friendly drill sergeant stereotype and more like Patches O'Houlihan from Dodgeball. Same voice and everything
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