Just so ya know, got a video going up tomorrow and a new story ;) so keep ay eye out for those. And now for my diary entry for all ya gainer lovers π·
π Sat at home eating pizza, 3am, smoking a joint and being a nasty Hog. Damn I love chugging a gallon of milk before bed. Makes me so bloated and gassy ots unreal bruh.
Feels so fucking gud. My gut weighs me down just sat here I can't stop playing with my spare tyre, wrapped around my whole middle.
**Milk Marathon π₯πββοΈ**
But wait, there's more innit haha. BURRRP
Before I hit the hay, I've got a ritual: chugging an entire gallon of milk or trying and falling asleepπ₯πͺ The result? I'm bloated as fuck, gassy, and feeling like a contented balloon. π
My newfound girth has me bumping into doors left and right. Maybe it's the extra gravitational pull or the sheer MASS of my gutβit's hard to say. But hey, I'm embracing it. π Really needing a Gut Rubdown
*P.S. BURRRRRP!* ππ