artinjest

Recipe sites: you are the worst.

Added 2019-12-15 14:51:01 +0000 UTC

Look, I don't KNOW things about cooking like time to put something in and how hot to make the ovenmachine. So I innocently think that I can search these things on the internet which is how everyone my age solves all their problems. Usually this is a perfectly acceptable solution and I can even misspell words or use incorrect terms and Google will just lovingly correct me using sarcastic italics that start out "didn't you mean....."

BUT NOT RECIPE SITES. No no. Recipe sites bury the ACUTAL INFORMATION beneath a thirty six page blog post about the history of everything they have ever eaten and I am not here for it because NOBODY CARES JANET.

I'm sorry. There's no need to yell at Janet. I just get a little fired up about things sometimes. Now I have to go find a normal recipe book to look up brussel sprouts or just call my mom which is what I should have done in the first place.

Smooches and sprouts to you all beautiful patrons. You're my favourite place to make ranty comics about nonsense.