Steve Notes Fyter Fest Night 2

Jericho vs. Spears

Spears swings the chair at Jericho, Jericho takes him down, Walls of Jericho, Tully comes to distract, Sammy runs him off, Spears tries to hit a C4 with Jericho AND a chair, but it falls apart, Jericho sends him into a chair wedged in the corner, Judas Effect for 3

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After the match, MJF says next week it’ll be a no DQ match against OH SHIT, NICK GAGE WHAT THE FUCK

MIro promo, says he’ll defend the title at Homecoming in two weeks

Doc Gallows vs. Elite Hunter Kazarian

Anderson distracts, Gallows hits sitout powerbomb for 3

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Callis/Omega come down, Kenny says for months you’ve been a thorn in our side Franky, the Elite Hunter, hahaha oh boy how the tables have turned, cuz the Elite HUnter has become.. Um… the elite hunter has become… the elite HUNTED.

Hangman comes out with his beer, enters the ring, Callus says there’s four of us, one of you, I know cowboys aren’t very bright, are you stupid or drunk, Hangman says both. He takes out the impact tag champs, wait no, GB beats him down,

TEAM TAZ, RIcky wants to invite us to a celebration next week

CAGE is watching TV, he says next week, he says he’ll be there

Darby with FPOS rib tape vs Wheeler Yutta

Hikileu in the crowd

Hahahaa Sting and OC do a thing, OC hits kicks, Sting responds with a lazy superkick to counter OC’s and then he does a lazy chest bump, this distracts Darby for a moment, Yutta goes for rollup, Darby gets out, his stunner and coffin drop

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Blade attacks OC after the match with knucks

Mox/Archer Deathmatch promo

Nyla Rose vs. Britt Baker

Britt goes a backslide, ref counts to like 5 but Nyla kicks out

Britt gets the glove after getting 2 with a DDT, Nyla catches her, Britt rolls her up, gets 2, Nyla hits DVD, drapes Britt, hits knee drop, Britt kicks at 2

Nyla hits nasty chokeslam

Britt hits TWO STOMPS, gets 2

Vicki/Nyla does the Eddie title thing with Nyla, doesn’t work, Britt taps out Nyla soon after with the lockjaw

FTR/LAX press conference

Santana gets out pictures of his mom and his hard upbringing, does he just keep this shit with him?

Dax yells back hahahaha its cut short wtf

Andrade Promo

TRANQUILOOO

Before we start, Andrade has a surprise for everyone, the new executive consultant, CHAVOOOOOO

He says this is the place to be. When I walked backstage, so much talent, what a great time to be a wrestling fan. All due respect, I don’t see anybody that has as much talent as this man.

DEATH TRIANGLE come out.

PAC says I don’t know who you think you are, last week we heard our name in your MOUT. For the record, let it be known that DT hides from no one.

Andrade: PAC, thank you for coming. But FEnix, Penta, you are good, but with Andrade, we are GREAT. Listen, with Andrade, with ME, conmigo, I am elite superstar, CHavo gets on the mic, PAC I’m gonna explain- when I look at your waist, it’s not shiny enough, but it SHOULD BE. If you wanna change that, listen to Andrade. UNE PREGUNTA. WHY do you work for PAC? Penta, Fenix, NOW you work for Andrade!

PAC: Andrade, Penta and Fenix, they don’t work for me, we’re a team, a family, a brotherhood. Fenix says we are familia, we are the real face of the latinos. Penta says why would we wanna join a group with you when you’re not even on our level?

Andrade: Tranquilo! Everyone that works with me, look!

DT come at Andrade, they get held back by refs

Earlier tonight, some shenanigans break out between HFO and JE, but Christian helps.

Cage: FOur of you to take out Stunt, I figured last week was the end, next weekm myself and JE against ANgelico and PP, we end the HFO for good.

Factory: You gonna apologize to Tony for pouring a protein shake?

QT: yes.

Blade vs. OC

Blade plays possum, lays out OC

He gives him a GUT WRENCH BOMB ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE

Stat and Bunny get into it, Blade pulls Stat in front of him as he hits a SD, Blade accidentally runs into BUnny as OC kinda doesn’t tend to Bunny

Blade hits corkscrew tombstone for 2

OC hits that air raid crash thing he does with an Orange pun

BUnny gets Blade the knucks, but OC evades, hits Orange Punch for 3

***½

Jericho interview: IF MJF is gonna bring in Gage, then next week, I’m gonna bring the PAINMAKER (his NJPW gimmick),

Fight for the Fallen

FTR vs. LAX

Hikleau vs. NJPW US Champ

Dark Order vs. SUper Elite

JE vs HFO

Two weeks: Black vs. Cody video package

Archer vs. Mox

Archer uses a fan in the crowd as a weapon on Mox in the crowd

Death Rider on the floor, Archer beats the count, Mox uses a fork on his head after already being busted open

They set up chairs, almost a Blackout on the chairs, Mox gets out, low blow, he changes the chairs back to back, OH FUCK ARCHER CHOKESLAMS MOX ON THE CHAIRS

Mox comes back, lariat, Death Rider, ARCHER SHOOTS UP, FUCK YOU! MOX STABS HIM WITH THE FORK IN THE HEAD HAHAHA

MOX gets out barbed wire panels puts them on the table, Mox goes for paradigm shift on tables, ARCHER SZTABS WITH THE FORK OMG CHOKESLAM THROUGH TABLE!!!!!

MOX CANT BEAT THE TEN NEW US CHAMPION!

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