Steve Notes Raw 12/28/20

Steve Notes Raw 12/28/20

Jon Huber memorial card to start

Phillips says it’s Monday you know what that means

Drew SAYS ITS MONDAY, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS also, says how he had been the chosen one- then Sheamus interrupts- Drew interrupts him, says last week, I said don’t pull any BS during the match.

Sheamus says I didn’t DURING the match, after we won, it’s fair game. We’re one week away from making history- they both genuflect over how great the match is gonna be, Sheamus says once he gets through Keith Lee- Keith Lee comes interrupts

Lee: THis is real cute, two best friends, former and current champion- Drew you look proud of your friend, Sheamus clever boy, you seemed UPSET that we won, and you kicked me in the face. Drew, you VOUCHED for your friend. There is ZERO trust now. Your word is just as good as his. Sheamus, I want to beat you down right now but I’ll wait til the bell, and Drew maybe you should reconsider your best friends, cuz he will stab you in the back too.

Sheamus: I did what I did cuz you talk shit about me turning on Drew.

Drew: Lets get a ref down here now and we’ll do this match now! Next week it’ll be the same result, it doesn’t matter who wins

BANG Sheamus lays out Keith Lee with two brogue kicks as the ref gets in the ring first COMMERCIAL CLIFFHANGER

Keith Lee vs. Sheamus

Sheamus works Lee’s arm

Haha Sheamus comes off the TOP TURNBUCKLE to take out Lee on the FLOOR to take us to another COMMERCIAL CLIFFHANGER like 4 minutes into the match

Out of commercial, Lee has taken over, Lee pounces sheamus out of the air, one armed spine buster, looks for Spirit Bomb, doesn’t get it, hits shoulder tackle for 2, Fun Splash gets 2

Sheamus hits White Noise for 2, think I saw sheamus call a spot when Lee grabbed his wrist

HUGE SPIRIT BOMB for 3

***¼

Elias and Ryker are backstage, Ryker is vibin

The Miz vs. Gran Metalik

MHP Promo: It’s lucha time!

Huge awesome moonsault off the top rope to the floor on Miz

Metalik eats a big boot trying to springboard back into the ring

Miz is crying for MITB the whole time

Haha Gran Metalik WINS with a rollup!

**

AJ is pissed about Elias playing music, says Omos is trying to listen to his music. ELias clowns AJ for not winning at TLC, AJ says they’ll have a match and might break his fingers so no one has to listen to him play.

Shayna Baszler vs. Dana Brooke

Once again Dana Brooke gets out of the elbow spot, but she ends up in maybe a worse spot as Shayna rams it over the edge of the apron, then cranks her wrist way back, Dana gets out via jawbreaker, comes back with one arm lariats, Shayna comes back, chokes her out on the outside, Shayna goes after Mandy, Dana helps her escape, tries to get her finish on Shayna, countered, hits a cool spinning neckbreaker for 2, Dana goes up, misses, eats a knee, taps out to the Kirafuna Clutch

**½

After the match, as Mandy checks on Dana, Shayna sneaks up and puts her in the clutch

Alexa Bliss’ Playground

Bliss says she hasn’t seen him since TLC, but maybe he’ll be at Legends Night, he’s a mark for Hulk Hogan- maybe he’s waiting for Randy Orton to come back to my playground- she calls for him, his music plays twice, she says maybe Randy doesn’t want to play with us. Instead, Firefly Funhouse graphic rolls, Randy shows up in the Funhouse, he kicks Huskus, grabs Mercy he says I don’t think the Fiend is coming back, but if he does, he’ll have nothing left but you. If he does, I’ll show you how sick I am by showing him he has nothing left to come back to. He picks up Rabbit, he decapitates Rambling Rabbit, Alexa challenges Randy in the ring. He says this must be how the Fiend returns, I accept.

Charlotte interview with Charley- I bet on myself, Asuka comes in and says Nia isn’t ready for Charlotte!

Elias vs. AJ Styles

Elias takes Styles to the outside and throws him into the post, as we go to COMMERCIAL CLIFFHANGER

Elias hits a meteora on Styles from the top rope, takes over, throws AJ out of the ring, Ryker tries to get to AJ, but Omos runs him off. Back in the ring, AJ Sets up for Clash, Elias gets out, hits Drift Away, Styles kicks out, Elias eats a Phenomenal Forearm for 3

***¼

Last Monday on Raw Talk: Ricochet says he can’t be the one people walk over

Ricochet vs. Ali

THey go up top, Slapjack and Mia Yim distract the ref, allowing Mace and TBar to throw Ricochet back into the barricade, then Ali hits a huge splash from the top to the floor.

Rico hits a BACKFLIP INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX on Ali

Ricochet turns Ali inside out with a clothesline

Rico hits kickback, goes for a cover, Mace pulls him off, Ricochet nails T-Bar with a HUGE apron DDT, takes out Mace, goes for a SSP on Ali, eats knees, locked into submission from Ali taps out. Ali asks Ricochet what his decision is. Rico says I WILL… NOT! Hits Codebreaker and runs off before Retirbution could get him

***1/2

NIa Jax Interview with Charley

Drew McIntyre Interview with Charley

NExt week you’ll defend against Keith, what do you have to say to him?

I’m excited for Legends Night, I’m proud Keith stepped up, that look in his eye, he has the spark, he’s ready we’re gonna beat the hell out of each other. On your best day you can beat anyone but me.

Nia Jax vs. Charlotte Flair

Nia tries to work Charlotte’s arm

Nia drops Charlotte with a sitout power bomb

Charlotte gets an figure four on, Shayna comes in and locks in the clutch, til Asuka makes the save

**

Hurt Business bully another idiot backstage

Angel Garza interview with Charley

How would you describe your first year on Raw?

This new year is almost here, maybe I’ll introduce myself to one of the legendary female superstars next week

Charley asks who the rose is for, Garza says a gentleman never tells, then the 24/7 division runs through and the rose gets mangled, he gives it to Charley

WWE Raw recaps the main event of the better show Smackdown

Riddle, Hardy and New Day are at gorilla, they talk Big E winning, Riddle throws out some terrible names

New Day/Hardy Bros. vs. Hurt Business

Before the match, lashley declares for the Royal Rumble

Fun match, Riddle is isolated, he gets a hot tag on Kofi, Cedric goes for LC, Xavier blind tags in, goes on a run, Hardy takes out MVP, XAVIER WITH THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE, SWANTON FROM HARDY, Lashley breaks it up, everyone drops everyone, Hardy hits Shelton with Twist of Fate, Lashley goes for Spear, counter, gets Hardy back in Hurt Lock, Hardy taps out.

***1/4

After the match, brawl breaks out, Riddle hits Lashley with a big knee, faces run off, laughing but they lost

Morrison tries to pump up Miz, says even Cena lost to Federline, Pearce comes around the corner with the MITB case, GIVES IT BACK TO MIZ FFS I QUIT THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT

No more notes, I quit.