Steve Notes SD 12/11/2020

Sasha Banks and Carmela contract signing

Pearce comes out- he gives her a leather binder with nothing in it, Sasha blows up at him, turns out Carmela stole the contract, who’s up on the tron, makes some Netflix references, gives the contract to her sommelier to get her the contract, Sasha puts her boss stamp on it. Sasha offers up the title, but it’s tonight on Smackdown? Sasha beats up the sommelier, dumps the table on him.

Kayla has Street Profits- are you too funny to make money? Haha would it be funny if Dawkins hit Roode so hard a rift in space time opened up and a hundred Roode doppelgangers came out?

Montez Ford vs. Dolph Ziggler

Dolph promo: You guys say funny stuff- but a few weeks ago you called me a poor man’s HBK- the street profits are the poor man’s version of Desus and Mero

Roode: When we get our opportunity at those championships, your title reign is gonna go up in smoke

Mid-match, Roode tries to interfere but is run off by Dawkins, then Ford and Montez do a dance and a bunch of solo cups come shooting out of a thing ringside

Ford goes up, Roode attacks Dawkins to distract Ford, Ziggler pulls him down and superkicks him for 3

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Big And Sami at the merch area- Sami is upset he doesn’t have merch, Big E has brand new merch, Tamina, Apollo and Kalisto mock sami with a markered fake merch shirt, sami tries to rip it, it doesn’t rip, this is funny stuffs

Sami promo: Rails against consumerism, he’s been disrespected too much

Interrrupted by Big E!

Big E vs. Sami Zayn Non Title match

Big E goes on a run of belly to bellies

Sami slaps him, runs away, goes under the ring, Big E chases, Big E gets counted out

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Bayley endorses Carmela for tonight’s match, then runs down Bianca, who walks by, hears her, then gets her receipts out (she beat Nattie, not Bayley, she was last eliminated at Series, not Bayley, etc) Bayley walks off

Carmela interview- I made Sasha relevant- I’m gonna beat the disrespect out of her and look sexy doing it. Then she asks her sommelier to have some champagne ready for her.

Roman video package, which we then see is being watched by ROman. Jey rolls up to him. Jey is very nervous, says he’s good, family’s good. Kevin Owens comes to the ring, starts getting chairs, a table, a ladder, Jey asks Roman if he can go get em. Roman says go get em.

Kevin Owens promo: Roman, you are better now than ever, but I do not fear you. As good as you are, and regardless of what you say- your family is doing the fighting for you, you are using your fam to fight your battles. TLC is the most important match of my career- I fight for my family, too. But they’re at home- I do have some friends that can help me- CHAIRS. They’re cold, unforgiving, and at TLC they’re gonna help me repay you for all the chair shots you gave me. Here’s my other friend table. Table is hard to break, but very welcoming. She’s looking forward to receiving you. Ladder is unpredictable, but it’s my favorite friend, ladder is gonna help me hurt you, but it will also help me get back to where I belong. Roman, you wanna tlak about family- WHAM! Jey attacks Owens- Owens gets the upper hand, lays out Jey- Roman comes out, Owens challenges him to come down, Heyman says to ROman, you do things on your time.

Owens gets a chair and limps backstage

Backstage, he finds Kayla, starts ranting about his family and Roman, and Roman attacks him with a chair, lays him out

Roman introduces himself to Kevin’s family, says if they don’t talk some sense into daddy, he’s gonna be the guy who takes the food off the table

Riott Squad vs. Billie Kay and Natalya

Riott squad win due to a series of miscommunications between Billie and Natalya

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Gable Academy

We gotta work on your blind side- Gable puts a blindfold on Otis, whacks him with a bunch of shit

Otis/Chad interview- What brought the two of you together? Chad: Otis has grit, tenacity- I am gonna mold this raw lump of clay to the proportions of Michaelangelo’s David

Otis: Mr. Angelo, a great MAN.

Cesaro & Nakamura interrupt, talk shit

Mario Lopez Mat Chat

Chad & Otis vs. Cesaro & Nakamura

Otis starts, slams Cesaro down, Gable in, out-wrestles Cesaro-

Gable eats a Kinshasa from Nakamura for 3

Otis and Gable backstage- Gable: what a great learning lesson! Don’t tag me in next time, you coulda finished the match. TOnight was a test, and you failed. Im teaching you what to do by showing you what not to do.

Baron and FS backstage, Cutler has a metal detecting wands WAIT BARON DOESN’T HAVE THE KING BULLSHIT!!! Oh wait he just said King. THEY ARE THE KNIGHTS OF THE LONE WOLF.

Carmella has new entrance, new music, it’s good stuff.

Carmela vs. Sasha Banks

Solid match, Sasha gets herself DQ’d by kicking too much ass

Afterwards, Mela smashes a champagne bottle over Sasha, drinks some