Steve Notes Raw 9/28/20

Some sort of celebration for taking out Orton. Flair, Orton, Christian, HBK 

Drew comes out- promo- I go back a ways with these guys- Big show and Christian- traveled the road- HBk you’re my mentor from NXT- flair- you were there when I first came to main roster. We’re all here because of our mutual hatred of Orton. Hbk said we all got together to show up- hope you’re not upset but if you are it was nature’s fault 

Orton on the tron- your moment of celebration won’t last- you think you went through hell with me? You have no idea what hell is. 

Drew says you’re gonna beg for another shot?

I don’t need to beg they’ll jusy give it to me. There is a price to be paid. He leaves. 

Drew says standing there with champions- he wants to issue an open challenge to anyone in the back 

Zelina interview- Asuka is not ready for me- Asuka interrupts oh I’m ready for you they yell at each other PAT BUCK gets in the middle

Asuka vs Zelina Vega 

Zelina with some decent submission game targets Asuka shoulder from last night 

Doesn’t last long, Asuka takes over

Vega gets 2 with a backstabber

Moonsault for Vega countered with knees taps out to the Asuka lock 

**½

Legends party they’re playing cards 

Andrade open challenge Keith Lee answers

Andrade chips away at Lee’s size, gets him down chop block double knees but NOPE spirit bomb gets Lee 3

**

Hurt Biz lounge 

Some fucking jab robin takes Lashleys seat

He scoots over then looks up and realizes. Haha Lashley makes him think he took his plate. Now they have more food. Where do I sign up??

Truth is playi chess with lil Jimmy a ninja comes up and gives him a note- he has willed truth his black belt but it’s a swerve tozawa rolls him up then gulak then truth again  also there’s a triple threat later

Rollins comes up to murphy, who’s cold to him. Rollins is super excited about the lamest thing WWE is doing tonight, which is on brand. He asks murphy why he’s dressed up- go put on your suit. Murphy leaves but Seth picks up his phone tryin to get at his finnsta

Rey is on Kong’s court

Rey says Seth blah blah Dom says blah blah lawyer brings up the Aliyah stuff he wants to know how she’s feeling. She says she doesn’t know about murphy, he came to her. But whomever hangs with Seth is crap. Seth is on the tron. He says one of you isn’t being 100% honest with the family. The truth is that Aliyah is sprung on murphy. He has a screenshot of murphy’s phone with DM. Murphy has her contact info listed as alayah mysterio. She’s like he’s not like Seth. Murphy comes at Seth, then Dom attacks Murphy. 

Ugh Lana and Nattie

they want the titles 

SCRAP IRON SAYS NOPE

Mandy Rose and Dana Brooke

Mandy Rose gets the pin on Lana with a running knee 

Aleister Black promo

You’re fake and my father beat me

Kevin Owens vs Aleister Black

Legends party

Profits show up 

Aleister has new music and it’s actually well thought out- he’s got a new swagger I kinda dig it. 

Owens has control at first 

Owens goes up for moonsault eats knees, Black and Drake get into it and then Black gets DQ’d for accidentally hitting Drake then he eats a stunner

*1/2

Triple threat 24/7

Kinda fun stuff here- they try to double team truth but both want the victory 

Gulak throws Tozawa out, puts truth in gulock, Akira sentons gulak HARD then truth slams Tozawa and gives Gulak AA wins

**

Interview with Mandy and Dana

Jesus Christ. Mandy was a big deal on Smackdown and now she’s in a tag team. 

Dom vs Murphy 

Dom DDTs murphy, gets a kendo stick Alayah comes out, Murphy rolls him up, then Dom and Alayah start arguing and she slaps him. I’m officially over this. 

**

Hurt business mvp throws a bottle on the ground near a janitor :(

Dolph is saying something to scrap iron 

Hurt Business is out 

MVP says there’s something wrong with Apollo cuz he keeps doing the same shit over and over. Cedric got sent to HB boot camp (is that what they call quarantine?)

Hurt Business vs Apollo Ali Rico

Retribution lights?

Back from commercial no retribution

Fun stuff but I feel like I’ve seen this a million times 

Ali gets a ddt on mvp goes up hits 450 for the win

***

Legends party is still playing cards

More Bianca Belair Mr Perfect videos. 

Hahaha she doesn’t hurdles and still beats a guy

Drew McIntyre open challenge

Dolph Ziggler re- introduces Bobby Roode

He grew out his beard and hair a bit

Match happens, Drew kicks out of the Glorious DDT hahah

Drew gave him a legit C-More for 3

**1/2

Orton, who got a second job as a janitor at Thunderdome, turns on his night vision goggles and kills HBK, Ric Flair, Christian and Big Show

Oh wait he turned the lights back on they’re all ok- he puts on his janitor garb- WAIT HOW THE FUCK WOULD THEY KNOW WHATS GOING ON IF THEY-- WHAT???????