Steve Notes SD 09/04/20

Steve Notes SD 9/4/20

GIANT BRONZE ROMAN STATUE IN THE THUNDERDOME!

Graves says he’s tried to text Roman, no response. Kinda like Punk.

Roman comes out with Uni title

Feed goes out a few times?

Raspy whispery Heyman claims ROman pulled Heyman out of obscurity onto the island of relevancy- no one at wwe appreciated Roman- so what did you do when he was gone? The fiend, who does fiendish things- a monster? He does monstrous things. Can’t put that on Fox News. A champion is about legacy and accountability. That’s who this champion is. Heyman says ths champion will be bigger, better, etc- instead of a triple threat, we’ll do a fatal fourway. Heyman calls Graves “Carmella’s latest boyfriend” 

Roman gets on the mic. Teeth says I did what I said I’d do at Payback. I wrecked and left as universal champ. This is MY Island, when you have this kind of power, all you gotta do is show up and win. Believe that. 

Backstage, Uso is quizzing Roman about Paul E- Roman basically blows him off

Heavy Machinery in tag team action vs. Miz/Morrison

There’s a ref in the crowd that puts up 2 whenever there’s a two count

HM handles MM for the first part of the match

Otis wins with a Vader Bomb

MOrrison runs away the MITB contract

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Big E backstage with Drew/LHP, he has a cake for Xavier- a security guard says Xavier has arrived, E goes back to find him, Sheamus attacks! White Noise into the windshield!! OUCH!!

Major lacerations for Big E- Sheamus steps in, did you do this because he beat you at Payback, he claims it was self defense- Sheamus talks about E letting his friends dragging him down!

Sasha/Bayley interview- we were unprepared, but now we have it on lock- Bayley, Shayna has tapped you out hella times- Sasha says who the hell do you think you are? You are talking to (lists bayley’s accomplishments)- 

SCRAP IRON UPDATE ON BIG E!! 

We’re figuring out who that fourth competitor is gonna be, Paul interrupts and asks to talk to Pearce.

Sasha/Bayley vs. Shayna/Nia

Shayna/Nia each start swinging B/S into the barricade

Shayna/Nia dominate first half of the match

Shayna takes out Bayley’s shoulder

Tag into Nia, she gets Bayley up, Sasha runs in, distracts, Bayley hits chop block, Sasha tags in, starts picking at Nia with strikes

WOW Nia takes a power bomb from Sasha off the apron as BS takes control

Banks hits backstabber, tag, Bayley hits elbow, Shayna kicks out, comes back

Shayna targets the knee, Sasha rolls her up, she STOMPS the leg after Bayley attacks- 

Shayna has Sasha in the same lock as Payback, Bayley hits Bayley to Belly, Sasha only gets two on that, Banks Statement, Nia kicks Banks off Shayna

Nia gets stretch muffler, Sasha able to counter to rollup, Nia picks her up, climbs to top, Bayley rescues Nia- NIA WITH DOUBLE FUN SPLASH PINS BOTH!!!!!!

****¼

Medics looking after Sasha, she pushes them back

OH SHIT BAYLEY TURNS!!!! SHE ATTACKS SASHA!!! 

WRECKS HER! Is it BOSSTIME MICHAEL? She says you deserve this. All of this!

Sasha kicks back, BAYLEY PUNTS HER WHERE THEFUCK IS PAT BUCK???

BAYLEY DECAPITATES SASHA!!!

Sami comes out, he yells at production for not having IC champ in his title thing

Hardy comes out, limping

AJ comes out, he needs to have twitch.tv/stylesclash on his gear.

Hardy says I’m ready anytime to AJ, brawl breaks out, twist of fate to AJ, helluva kick to Hardy

HAHA Slow mo riddle?

Morrison stole Otis’ luncbox, Otis switched the contract to the lunchbox

Jay Uso backstage with Roman, Uso is in the fatal fourway!

Corbin out, he complains about Jay being in the match- while he complains, Riddle attacks, Sheamus attacks next- Jay is out next

Firefly Funhouse- a brand new friend is coming to the funhouse!!

Alexa/Nikki Cross with Rambling Rabbit int eh background- she says I’m sorry I don’t know what came over me, as Nikki says ok but tries to clarify, Alexa says “great” and leaves.

HAHA Jay superkicks Corbin to start the match

Corbin murders Riddle with spinebuster

Riddle/Sheamus go at it, Sheamus power bombs Riddle, then cloverleaf- broken up by Uso, Corbin rollup, Uso lays out everyone with superkicks

Riddle/Sheamus team up to take out Corbin, but they get fun splashed by Uso

Corbin makes Uso disappear into the digital world

Riddle hits Sheamus with Bro to Sleep, goes for floating bro on Corbin, Uso flies in after with a splash, HE WINS, gets a shot at Roman. 

Interview- he says hey roman reigns- its lockdown! welcome to-- you know the rest!