Steve Notes AEW Dynamite 9/2/20

Before the bell, BF attack Santana Ortiz during entrances, they brawl Chuck makes a chair structure which he is then thrown through

match starts 

Trent lands from apron to steel steps

Somehow he takes over like immediately 

Chuck is thrown over the barricade 

Trent hits dude buster, close to the ropes 

Santana/Ortiz wins with a steel coated elbow pad strike/their finish 

***

MJF promo on All Out

Lee Johnson interrupts, Mark locked himself in the room- wardlow kicks the door down brings him out

MJF says either you get in the ring or you get in a wood chipper 

SCU/PP vs Young Bucks/Jurassic Express

BUcks are acting like dicks, they rip up a dude’s Hangman sign at ringside, throw beer on him

Steroe Risky BUsiness by YB JE

Nick accidentally superkicks JB

MQ hits SSP on JB, luchasaurus breaks up pin, 

Matt tags himself in, BTE trigger, Matt pins Marc Quen

Unmotivated camera backstage, Hager sits next to Cassidy- Hager says Jericho wants you in his corner tonight, it’d be smart for you to be there

Tully with FTR- hypes them up, they cut a promo for All out, Dax claims it’s a seven figure payday

Kenny Omega interview

Asked about Hangman- he says Hangman was fooled by FTR, he’s gonna have to live with his mistake. I hope FTR brings their a-game. 

FTR bring a cooler out, Dax says we have no problem with you- we look forward to All Out and having a great match- they offer him some CHOC- I can’t turn down CHOC, but I can turn down hanging out with a couple of dickheads- by my count its two vs one- oh I miscounted, mocking Tully’s presence- but do me a favor, keep the old man away from me, I can smell his depends from here

Hangman shows up, looking a mess

Dax says TELL KENNY WHO GOT IN YOUR HEAD, WHO MADE YOU TURN ON YOUR BEST FRIEND! He says Page has never been more than an insecure little boy, Page gets the titles back, but Kenny teleported outside the ring

Jericho vs. Hager

Cassidy comes out, sits down

Jericho has Cassidy shirt on

Jericho wins, beats up Joey after the bell as well

**

They beat on Cassidy, Sonny Kiss comes down to help, Cassidy pours out some bubbly

Sammy vs Matt promo

Sammy is out with his cards, Matt lingers up on top of like, the concourse or something

Team Taz Promo

Lizard Steve’s Dad looks like an action figure

Jake the Snake interrupts Taz Promo

You’re just a couple of squirrels trying to get a nut, but you won’t BUST A NUT in the ring

Eddie Kingston comes down-

What a fucking mess. 

WHO THE FUCK ARE THOSE GUYS IN DRESS SHIRTS? 

Someone is gonna get hurt here

I feel like Tony Khan left the elite in charge and took the night off.

Dark Order vs. Nightmare Friendos video package

Thunder Rosa vs. Serena Deeb

Rosa doles out some NASTY chops

Deeb works the knee on Rosa

Deeb backstabber- this feels more like a showcase match for Serena Deeb

THings pick up for Rosa

Rosa hits DVD, gets 2

Thunder Driver gets 3

**½

Big Swole Interview

DId she say at the Buy In? 

Rebel has a pizza for Tony, Britt attacks from behind, superkick, Lock Jaw- Tooth and Nail match at Britt’s job?

Mox vs. Lawyer

Sterling is dressed ridiculously

Mox headfakes him to the ground

Mox offers him a free shot

Mox slaps the shit out of him

Mox evades as he offers up a free shot at the back, Sterling flies out 

Sterling gets a poke in the eye

Outside, Mox throws him under barricade, throws chairs on him

Mox beats him with a shoe

Paradigm Shift, 3

Wardlow attacks

MJF comes down, he’s fine, he beats up Mox, knocks him out with the ring as Wardlow picks him up

Mox is bloody