Steve Notes

Jericho on commentary

Tag Gauntlet

YB vs NN

QT goes for QT special, misses, eats superkicks

BTE Trigger to QT, Bucks advance

BF vs YB

BF win when Page comes down and keeps Nick Jax from breaking up a pin. He looks drunk.

BF vs FTR

FTR wins

All my stepkids are here bugging me and I don’t know what happened in this match

All these matches get ***1/2

Lance Archer vs. Sean Maluta

Lance destroys the former NXT star

***

Jake Promo: Feeding Lance is like feeding a wood chipper- toss a big log in, chips come out

Brian Cage, Team Taz comes out

Taz says you and I have never crossed paths- they’re jawin over the casino battle royal at ALL out

Darby makes the mistake of coming out, he atacks Darby

This really should be two singles matches at All Out

MJF gets mad at his staffer

Thunder Rosa vs. Shida video package

MJF Mox Contract Signing

MJF talks a lot, he calls Mox a one-trick pony- he says he was wrong, Mox is real good, a badass- MJF says Jon idolized extreme wrestlers- new jack, zandig, garbage- MJF studied real wrestlers like Ernie Ladd and Tully Blanchard- MJF talks for like ten more minutes, Mox keeps it brief and effective. Mox added a page 17, which includes a match with the lawyer next week 

Kingston’s crew vs. Kiss/Janela/Pillman/Griff

Kingston Promo- it’s great. We all go back a ways, we’re the talk of town, we’re here to wreck stuff. ***

TNT Championship celebration

Evil Uno talks- They bought a bunch of cool stuff, lawnmowers, cars… but they also euligize the nightmare family with a casket- we have buried the prince to make way for a new king- mr brodie lee

Brodie makes Tony comes over- promo- Cody, you will never get this back

I’m introducing you to Anny Jay, she is 99, she is the queenslayer- Silver gets on the mic, yells YOURE THE MAN! Brodie punches him up, says PICK THAT LITTLE SHIT UP! Dustin and QT come out, get their asses dealt with quick

Scorpio Sky is out, clears the ring, him and Brodie have a stare-off, Anna jay slaps him, Brodie attacks

Cardona’s out, he helps, they finally clear the ring

Dasha with Hangman at the bar- before he says anything- the bucks come at him- they say he’s nothing but a drunk, throw a drink in his face- they kick him out of the elite. 

Britt says if Swole can beat them tonight, Swole can have Britt in any match she wants anytime.

Rebel is a mess, trying to go to the top, Swole ranas her off the top- Kip distracts, Swole goes down, gives a ripcord forearm

Rebel hits second rope moonsault, gets 2

Swole gets the pin on Penelope Ford **

Dark Order is out, they approach Tay Conti, give her the join us folder, shehugs anna jay… then she looks confused

JR and Tony keep fucking up the matches for All Out vs. next week and Jericho has to correct them

Sammy G vs Matt Tables Match

Sammy is bleeding something fierce

TWIST OF FATE WITH THE CHAIR ON SAMMY’S NECK

Matt puts the table over the chair with sammy on it

Matt is dazed, Sammy takes advantage, goes up top, puts Matt through table 

***1/2

Cassidy attacks Jericho out of nowhere