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Steve Notes AEW 8/5/20

 

DO vs. Elite&FTR

Dax is helped to the back by Cash and Hangman, leaving the elite to fend off 6 DO members

If the DO lose this, it’ll be completely dumb.

Matt Jackson goes on an absolute tear

Hangman is back, asking for the tag, hot tag, goes on a tear of his own

Hangman moonsault on the entire DO except Mr Brodie

Hangman sends 5 in to Brodie, who tags himself in. Face off. Trade blows. Brodie suicide dive to the outside onto hangman

Colt in, drops Hangman, Kenny in, gets double-stomped by 5 Hangman gets 450 by Stu, 2

Superkick party from Bucks, Superkicks/Snapdragon, Buckshot combo attempt, Kenny gets pulled out as Brodie evades, Brodie gives Hangman huge Clothesline, gets 3

***½

BF pull up in Sue’s van

Denim Mox promo about struggling with Demons- gives Darby advice- when it’s time to stay down, JUST STAY DOWN.

BF vs. Santana/Ortiz

XLAX really needs a win here

Big Superplex-type-thing for Ortiz, Santana takes out Chuck, Ortiz tags in Santana, Ortiz rolls Santana into Trent for Stunner, then a kick to head thing, only 2

Trent gets rollup-type win on Chuck blasting Santana from apron

**½

MJF staff meeting

Lee Johnson didn’t hang a poster right

MJF’s campaign manager is funny

Matt Hardy promo

Matt tried to help Private Party, he also tried to help Sammy, but he didn’t take his advice.

Sammy under the ring, sneak attacks sammy, but he senses him. 

Jesus I walked away for literally a minute and Matt Hardy lost half his blood???

LAX destroys Sue’s van

Alex Renolys, John Silver vs. Cardona/Cody

DO in control early

Cody gets his ass whupped til he can get a hot tag to Ryder, who cleans house

DO team  up on Ryder, get 2

Ryder gets Radio Silence (rough ryder) and wins

Scorpio Sky meets Cody, wants that title

BF see his mom’s van, Trent has FPOS rib saran wrap 

When they do beat XLAX, they will apologize on speaker phone to trent’s mom

Great Debate: MODERATED BY ERIC BISHOFF!

Jericho looks great in his suit

  1. Why do you hate each other so much?

He says thanks for dressing for the occasion. Orange puts on a clip-on tie. Jericho talks shit about Cassidy. 

  1. Who is the bigger wrestler and bigger star? Jericho says its him, of course. Cassidy says nothing. 
  2. Bischoff asks about climate change: Jericho says this is stupid, has nothing to do with anything. Cassidy spews some facts about climate change and how bad it is. 
  3. Why is OC so popular? Jericho goes off on smart marks, says he’ll go back to being mr jamba juice and jericho won’t tip him. 
  4. Why does this rematch mean so much to both of you?

OC says HEY CHRIS SHUTUP. He says Jericho tried to embarrass him, but he doesn’t care. He does care about the match, because its the biggest match of his life- but also jericho’s life. What if Jericho loses to the guy who puts his hands in his pockets? He gets intense. Look at the man who’s going to embarrass you. 

Britt Baker with MJ jersey on, she says Swole has to fight Reba. Baker forces her to get in the ring. Reba does well looking like she doesn’t know how to wrestle, but she dominates Swole early. Reba misses a moonsault, Swole hits Reba with Dirty Dancing. *½

Darby comes out with Mox face mask

Mox DECKS darby to start. Darby has blood coming out, Darby gets up, slaps back, gets killed. Big chops.

Darby has the best suicide dives

Allin hits Code Red

Mox goes for german from top, allin flips back 

Wardlow comes out, MJF whacks Mox with title

Allinhits coffin drop, only 2

Mox is split open

Darby goes for back elbow, I think they bang heads a bit, goes for second coffin drop, Mox gets him in a chokehold, tells Darby to go to sleep, Allin tries to power out

Gets like a piledriver thing, then Paradigm Shift, 3, Mox gently cradles Darby’s baby head ****

MJF backstage is pissed 


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