Santa Dreamin (Originals)
Added 2020-12-18 07:59:36 +0000 UTCHe's really happy and it isn't even Xmas yet.
Only swipe once if you don't want to see how happy Santa really is!!!
Merry Xmas to you all! And don't think the year is over with this, there's more to come if it were up to me. And it probably is :)
I never did anything this explicit in Xmas designs before because I usually was in hectic Christmascard-making mode around this time and well; explicit might not do too well with my family, friends or business friends probably. This year I don't have to do a printed card so the pressure is off. I can just go where no elf has gone before :D
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Frans Mensink
2020-12-18 22:22:14 +0000 UTC*in his best Hans Gruber* "Now I have a (insert lewd joke here)...Ho Ho Ho.".
Darcsyde
2020-12-18 21:57:11 +0000 UTCđđđģđĻ
Frans Mensink
2020-12-18 20:13:35 +0000 UTCGIRL: "Santa, this year, I want..." // SANTA: "(Ho! Ho! Ho!) I already know!!" // GIRL (with starry eyes): "Ohhhhh, Santa!! REALLY?! But, I haven't even told you yet!" // SANTA (with sly grin): "And THAT is the POWER of Christmas!!" (Suddenly, Santa quickly glances around, and when he discovers that no one is listening, he whispers in her ear--) "Will that be the 'Angel Drive-5000' with the 'Eros-Pound'-mode, or the new 'Reindeer Horn' with 'Rudolph red-nose'-action..." // SUDDENLY, The Girl's eyes BUG OUT in embarrassment and her face turns bright red. Quickly, she covers Santa's 'dirty mouth' with her hand, then quickly glances around to see if anyone heard that, and finally, with a nervous twitter, whispered to The Jolly Old Elf: "Shhhhhhhh!! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Easy, dude! What about 'Mrs. Claus'?!" // With a deep grin, Santa tells the Girl, in a sly tone: "She's a fan of the 'Reindeer Horn'. (Heh Heh Heh Heh!)" --Merry X-Mas.
Lawrence Wise
2020-12-18 18:14:58 +0000 UTCđ
Frans Mensink
2020-12-18 14:21:49 +0000 UTCđ
Frans Mensink
2020-12-18 14:20:37 +0000 UTClucky guy
PeterS
2020-12-18 12:44:04 +0000 UTCOh my, someone is being very naughty this year.
Mike Butler
2020-12-18 09:56:22 +0000 UTCMassively đ
Frans Mensink
2020-12-18 09:07:25 +0000 UTCPatience grashopper. They called in the middle of posting đ
Frans Mensink
2020-12-18 09:06:58 +0000 UTCMe too, right?đ
Frans Mensink
2020-12-18 09:06:08 +0000 UTCSeems like Santa is all... grown up đ
Y-Phil
2020-12-18 08:53:37 +0000 UTCLooks like Santa was a good boy this year!
Jeff Pender
2020-12-18 08:03:30 +0000 UTCI'm a little surprised his fingers aren't... much lower. ;3
Silvador
2020-12-18 08:00:43 +0000 UTC
