"S-so this is what you rhino girls do all the time...? I've never...I mean, I didn't think I was bi, and a guy never...down there... Ohhhh...haahhh...f-fuck. I wasn't exactly jazzed when I woke up a fat tub of lard like this (no offense), with a snout and a tail and...I don't need to tell you. I didn't know there was anything like this waiting for me...ohhhh god..."