There are no goats with comparably-sized asses
Added 2025-08-03 05:47:05 +0000 UTC"Oh really? My ass is the winner? I mean, I'm not surprised, I'm just curious how you arrived at this conclusion. Did you send out a survey asking for measurements? Or just spent a long time trawling all the unsavory sites looking for bigger-assed goats, and found none? Do I really have that affect on you, you lust after this ass so much that you're desperately looking for more of it? I know we're not dating yet, but maybe I should lock you in so you can't virtually cheat on me or my ass, hmm?
Yes, I just said that. Hope that's not too forward. Long as you're not embarrassed going out with a wide load who can barely fit through doors and accidentally knocks over tables at Starbucks...yes it happened, we don't need to get into that. Just think about where you want our first date to be while you fuck me. As long as it's not Starbucks."
