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"Oh boy, look at you, a mostly-pure human, at first glance at least. Hard to last long so unscathed in these parts. What a specimen, look at those muscles! Sorry, sorry, here's me droolin' over ya already, when you probably wouldn't give the time of day to a mutie as far gone as me! But I like to look on the bright side, I make a pretty cute skunk, I think. I'm lucky to have ended up, er, consistent, rather than a mass of bulbous parts like some of the girls I know. Not to speak ill of anyone...most of 'em would laugh and agree with me.
Hm? The others I'm talking about? Oh yeah, we've got a sort of town encampment thing not far from here, you're welcome to come visit! Or stay a while, if you like. Really nice folks, just...again, maybe brace yourself for some odd sights. But we got a stash of less-contaminated food and some defenses set up to keep the raiders out. How do I know you're not a raider? I don't know, there's this naivete about you, you don't give off a threatening aura. You woulda raided me by now, eh? Haha! C'mon, follow me, it's this way!"