My descent into goathood
Added 2025-07-08 05:58:29 +0000 UTC"N-naaah! Naa-a-a-ahhh...n-no! Th-this is...insane...my body...I'm all hairy! And my face...I can see my nose pushing out in front of me...I have a snout, like an animal...my head feels so weird too, like...my ears, and my...skull, somehow...I feel heavier. B-but...worst of all...my hands...! I have hooves...useless, chunky hooves...I'll never be able to pick anything up again...
And in spite of all that...this weird, alien thing I'm becoming...I c-can't stop dribbling...I'm so hot, so warm...down there...ugh...na-a-a-A-A-AHHHH!"
