"Rabbits...those famously SILENT critters, since they're always avoiding predators...pshh, what a joke! These two are always moaning and grunting at all hours of the night, making a racket just past the backyard fence...conveniently right where I can't sue them for trespassing. If I even knew their names...
And look at the absolute mess they make. Is that even...is that just drool, or is that what I think it is? Did she...with him...she must've. That's revolting.
Yeah, sure, it's probably tough when you're stuck changing into an animal by night. That's a small consolation for the rest of us, who can't catch a wink of sleep while they're doing it.
Fucking rabbits."