I was hoping no one would see me up here (Video)
Added 2025-06-15 05:57:24 +0000 UTCVideo link: https://files.catbox.moe/hv0lw6.mp4
"You got me. I don't know what I expected...I guess it must be pretty weird seeing a mostly-human-sized squirrel in tattered clothing scaling the side of a building, huh? I panicked...too many people around...it was partly instinct, partly just using my new climbing skills, and hoping I could get back to my apartment without anyone noticing. You don't know how strange it feels to suddenly scale a wall as if it's nothing...
I don't know why this happened. I'm not normally a squirrel...I'm a woman, and I've got stuff to deal with, responsibilities, a job at the pharmacy! I've got a pet cockatiel who needs to be fed...I don't want to be a...a furry little woodland creature! Please don't try to take me anywhere...I don't want to get arrested, or thrown in an animal control van, or studied for science, or euthanized...I just...just want to be back to normal, dammit..."
