"A pig...-grunt- I...I'm changing into a fucking pig and you're LAUGHING?! This isn't funny, Tom! Why would you even begin to find this amusing? Th-this is -snrk- serious! The people this happens to...they say it's permanent, there's no going back! How would YOU like to suddenly start fattening up, grow a snout, and hooves, and a tail?!, and to knw you're stuck like this for the rest of your life?
I can't...I don't know what I'm supposed to do, I feel so...gross...exposed...and all you can do is stand over their chuckling and filming my worst moment with your goddamn smartphone...I know the first thing I'm gonna use these hooves on! -wreeee-"