It's like a nice umbrella for ya (Video)
Added 2025-04-26 04:30:58 +0000 UTCVideo link: https://files.catbox.moe/7jtwn0.mp4
"I won't lie, the tail's unwieldy. It's the single biggest adjustment and annoyance after you become a squirrel...not even all that useful to us at this size, don't really need it for balance or anything. Constantly apologizing for smacking people in the face with it. And I keep finding hairs from it in my food, blech.
But you know what it is useful for? If it looks like it's gonna rain, or it's really hot out and you need some shade, look at this: perfect little shelter for your face, for those times when you're busy snogging appreciative squirrel girl ass. I can brush the back of your neck with it, let you know you're doing a good job. And if you wanted to move on to more physically demanding activities, it pushes off to the side pretty easily, and I can wrap it around your torso..."
