What you have here is a severe nut allergy
Added 2025-04-19 03:04:04 +0000 UTC"A nut allergy?! That's what you're saying this is?! I'm pretty sure I've never heard of someone turning into a squirrel because they had a bad peanut. It's not stopping...I feel myself changing more, even now...god, this...steam, or whatever? I feel like it's my humanity shedding out...ugh, out of every pore, every orifice...doc, I have teats. What am I supposed to do?! How can I live like this? If it's just an allergy, can you inject me with something to make it stop, or should I get used to scrambling up trees and dodging hawks?"
