The experimental formula was a tad aggressive
Added 2025-04-05 05:08:31 +0000 UTC"Nice of you to visit me out here. I know most people back home don't understand my decision, but it's really been the best possible thing for me. You know the direction I was headed in, some of the company I kept, the substance use...I needed a clear direction in life, and signing myself over to the farm has been everything I needed and more. I'm well-cared-for, have plenty of relaxing activities to occupy my time...it's like a mini-paradise here, after all, calm and happy cows produce the best milk! Maybe a little too sedentary...the transformation alone packed on a lot of pounds, but I can't blame it for all of 'em, hehe.
Oh, yeah, these um...these extra nips. They decided to try an experimental modification of their normal formula to increase production, but something in me reacted unexpectedly. I do produce a lot more, have to be milked four times daily, but these extra danglies weren't supposed to happen. It's worked out fine, though. I'm something of a celebrity around here, some of the other girls are jealous. I might even be the only girl to ever have these...the geneticists went back to the drawing board, and the government's been sniffing around recently, so they have to be more careful...kind of makes me feel special. Only girl with twelve, and all of 'em work! ❤️"
