We're...raccoons now...
Added 2025-03-30 04:23:32 +0000 UTC"I...I don't know what to say, what to think...one minute we're going about our business, the next...we're all furry, halfway to animals, with extra breasts sprouting down our stomachs. My hair...I just had it styled...now it's lying in a clump on the ground. I don't understand...why did this happen to us, how...? We're...raccoons..."
